I don't think that chapter will be very long... since I don't particularly like Axel... But, I'll try! Since you all like him... Oh, and Lexaeus would be of the gray ajah. X3 And Demyx would be a green... And, Roxas can be a yellow? Heck, why not!
Thinking
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Why did they send me here? A mission HERE of all places. Someone, please stab me. Right now.
I sighed, which is rather hard to do in water, mind you. I had to practice a few times to get it right.
"I can't believe they sent me to Atlantica."
I looked at myself. Half of me was a lion fish. Why couldn't I be something cool like a shark? Well, Vexen's bottom half was a Porpoise. I suppose--
"It could be worse."
I looked at my companion.
"Why did they send you, Vexen, and not Roxas?"
"Roxas is too inexperienced for this mission." He tapped his head with his index finger, "got it memorized?"
I grunted, "so, why are we here again?"
Vexen blinked. "Um..."
"You don't know?"
"No, no! It was about their singing."
"Singing?"
"Yes, Xemnas was here a while ago and he didn't like the Finny Fun song." (No one does. Seriously! Do you?)
I stared at the "chilly" (He's not cold, no, he's "chilly") academic, "So, do we kill them?"
"For offending Xemnas?I guess," he shrugged.
"Alrighty, then! Let's do this!" I turned towards the shiny castle a ways away. "They should have sent Demyx."
"Yes, but he's on a mission with Larxene."
"Where did they go? Super-happy-funland?"
"Close. Have you ever heard of an amusement park?"
"No."
"Well, it's where you park your gummi vehicle and amuse yourself at the facilities provided," he explained.
"Oh... wait, are they... you know..."
"No. They aren't doing that You think Larxene would let him?No, it's a mission. they're investigating.Presumably."
"The fiends! How DARE they have fun without me!"
"Actually, it's rather easy to have fun without you. See, watch this..." Vexen brought out his Rubix Cube. Man, he really likes it.Vexen stared at it, chuckled, and then put it back into his pocket. "See?"
"Vexen, you need mental help."
He shrugged, "so does the rest of our organization."
"Good point."
We started to swim towards the palace. I was silently praying, please don't let them sing. Please don't let them sing...
"Swim this way we'll dance and we'll play, now! It's very easy come on in just take a chance and shake a fin!" (Those are the lyrics, right? If I hear a song twice or so, I'll know the words...)
"NOOOO!" Vexen and I shouted at (relatively) the same time.
A strange blue and yellow fish came floundering up to us, "hey, new people! Do you want to sing with us?"
"Never," I said.
"Not to save my life."
The fish blinked, "You... don't want to?"
"No."
"Not in a million years."
"But... everyone likes singing..." the fish was begginning to tear up.
I turned to Vexen, "I wish Xigbar was here, he's good with kids."
"Ooonly because he hangs out with Demyx so much," Vexen drawled.
A red headed mermaid swam up to us, "Flounder, what's wrong?"
'Flounder' turned to the mermaid, "Ariel, they don't want to sing!"
She blinked then smiled, "Silly, everyone wants to sing!"
"Actually, no, we don't," I corrected her.
"Yes, you do," she assured us.
"No, we don't."
"You do!"
"We don't!"
"You DO!"
"We DON'T!"
She glared at me, and I glared back.
"You don't understand. You have to sing. IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN!"
"WHAT CHILDREN?" I yelled.
She looked around then said, "the ones watching us from beyond the TV screen."
I stared at her, mouth agape.
Vexen coughed, "are you alright, miss?"
She nodded, "of course I am! I'm not crazy!"
"Coulda fooled me..." I mumbled.
"Ariel!" A deep voice yelled.
The mermaid's back straightened, as ifit was aninstinct.
A large, hairy merman came up to us, "who are you talking to?" He asked cheerfully.
"N-no one, daddy!"
"Oh?" He looked at us and then frowned at his daughter, "you're talking to boys."
"I'm sorry daddy!" Ariel squealed.
"Oh, you are going to get such a beating when we get home."
She put her head down, "yes, daddy."
He turned his attention to us, "well, have a fun time watching the musical."
We just stared at him.
"Yes, well... come along, Ariel." They both started to swim away, with that stupid fish following them.
"That was odd." Vexen noted.
"Yep."
A couple of clown fish swam by when I finally remembered what we were supposed to be doing.
"Weren't we supposed to kill them?"
Vexen turned to me, "why don't we just ask Xemnas to ropethis planetoff so no one can go here?"
"Good idea. No one should have to go through this."
"I think Demyx might like it, though." Vexen mused.
"You're probably right."
"And if he doesn't... let's force him here anyway."
"I second that!"
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L84: Short, I'm sorry, but... I hate that world so... I didn't want to have to stay there.
Harold: All of the singing...
L84: Yes. Now, random fangirl, you may have Zexion. I have Harold with me. If you want to know who Harold is you can e mail me at sakiko underscore ariel at symbol yahoo DOT com NOT THE ONE ON MY PROFILE. I don't use that'un.
And, Harold IS INDEED a girl.
Harold: With pink hair.
L84: Yes. Pink. I'll put the URL to one of her pics on my profile. Anyway, yeah, sorry, it's all that came to my head.
Harold: You suck bad, Lexira!
L84: Yes. Yes I do. And you all will except it because the next chapter is DEMYX and I will make it very long. Since Demyx ismade ofawesome.
Harold: Like me?
L84: Yes. Like you. Now, then, thanks for reviewing! Sorry 'bout the short chapters, I'll make it up to you in sheer chapter abundance!