A/N: Forgive me for taking five years to update this thing! I just had a serious case of writers block and then...you know the rest! Well, its enough that I'm updating, so here ya go!
Ski Resort Chaos 5
So far, the plane ride was uneventful. Everything was pretty...normal, and the friends couldn't talk amongst themselves because the plane attendants told them to shut up. It infuriated some of them, but when they were threatened to be tattled on since the teachers couldn't hear all the ruckus for they were intently listening to classical music, they obeyed. Who knew plane attendants were so mean?
Anyways, now the friends could only talk to their neighbors that were in close range.
Boring.
"So now what? We have fifteen hours to kill on this plane, and I'm as bored as hell." Inuyasha yawned as he got more comfortable in his seat. But even though he was comfy, the person behind him didn't think so.
"Hey, dog turd! Put your seat up, or you're in for a bumpy ride!" Kouga growled, doing everything he could to make Inuyasha uncomfortable which included punching the chair, rustling it, kneeding it, shaking it, and what not. Inuyasha had strouble staying on the chair since he took his seat belt off.
"Will ya stop, damnit! There, I put it up now stop whining, cub!"
"I'll show you cub, hush puppy!"
"Excuse me, but may I please ask you two to stop again! You're interrupting the other passengers on the plane! This time I will tell your teachers about this! " Damn, the annoying flight attendant came again, some old hag looking for trouble. She'll get trouble...
"Ok ya old hag...I've had enough of your stupid blabbering. Let's make a deal. You leave me alone and I wont be forced to cause more trouble on the plane than I already have. And I'm sure you wouldn't want that..." Inuyasha turned to face the flight attendant, looking her square in the eye. He growled at Kagome to be quiet since she was trying to stop him, but finally she huffed and crossed her arms, not caring if he got in trouble or not.
"Are...are you threatening me!"
"So what if I am? You aint gonna do nothing about it."
"That's it I'm-"
"OH MY GOD! SHE'S GOING TO BLOW UP THE PLANE! THE OLD HAG'S GONE CRAZY!" After Inuyasha's declaration, many people screamed and stared in shock at the flight attendant who had reached to get something in her pocket. Now everyone thought she had a bomb in her pocket. Someone even got up and ran to lock himself up in a bathroom...surprisingly, the teachers were still seen bobbing their head and moving their hands like music conductors.
"Young man-"
"I'M TELLING YOU, SHE'S A CRAZY OLD HAG!"
"Please-"
"HELP ME! SHE'S THREATENING A MINOR! AHHH!"
Many people gasped and shook their heads while the woman was at loss for words at the whole commotion. What were these people? Insane? Believing the word of a toruble making teenager than a woman of her experience and knowledge? How dare they!
"Oh PLEASE! It's just a joke, he's only kidding! See, I dont have a bomb!" The flight attendant lifted her hands from her pockets to show that they were empty. But the passengers still glared at her. And the teachers thought that they were at an opera. What ignorant people!
"She threatened to bomb the plane if I...I...-sniff- didn't accompany her to the cock pit! The cock pit! I'm only seventeen, I'm too young for that!" Inuyasha was pretty convincing, the people believed him and starting sympathyzing with him, all the while mumbling things about how cruel and crazy the flight attendant was.
The other friends were trying very hard not to start laughing too. This show was jus too funny! Even Sesshoumaru found it amusing!
"Stop lying young man!"
"I'm not lying! You should just tell the truth already you molding pedophile!"
"What is going on here!" Finally, what looked like the co-pilot, came in from the actual cock pit. He and the main pilot had heard a huge commotion coming from the B section of the plane, and the two did rock, paper, scizzors in order to decide who would go. We could all imagine who lost...
"Oh, thank god! This young man is distrupting the flight with his nonsense! I cant-"
"Dont listen to her! She's an old crazy haggy pedophile that wants to take minor good looking guys to the cock pits!" Inuyasha got his round of agreeing shouting from other people, some of his friends even agreed as well because...it was funny!
The co-pilot turned to glare at the assigned flight attendant who was gaping at how people took the word of a seventeen year old over a fifty year old! And fifty wasn't old!
"You cant believe him-"
"I cant believe this!" The flight attendant sighed in relief and smirked at Inuyasha in victory. She was about to say something to him before the co-pilot interrupted her, "That's it, when we get to Colorado, you're staying there Kagami, you're fired!"
He then ignored the flight attendant, who was yet again gaping a whole in her mouth, in favor of turning to Inuyasha who had been smirking in real victory but then changed his expression when the co-pilot looked at him.
"I'm very sorry for this inconvinience. I know that money can't make up for any trauma she has caused you, but here is a check from the airport. Again, I am very sorry for this. Oh, excuse me, what is your name agin?"
"Inuyasha Takahashi. That's i-n-u-y-a-s-h-a."
"Thank you. Here you go, son. Enjoy it."
Inuyasha just nodded and took the check the co-pilot had written for him, ignoring why the co-pilot carried his checkbook with him. Then the co-pilot walked back to the cock pit, a pretty much in shock Kagami held strongly by her arm. Now that everything was over, everyone settled down and got back to what they were doing.
And the best thing about the whole shindig was that the teachers remained clueless.
"I cant believe you did that..." Kagome breathed in shock, but after that, no one could hold in their laughter any longer. They laughed until their stomaches hurt, Miroku was going to see if that guy was still occupying the bathroom because he really had to go, and...oh man it was just too funny!
"Damn, Inuyasha! You are one crazy hanyou!" Tasuki laughed and reached over to high five Inuyasha. The hanyou just smirked and brushed off imaginary dust from his shoulders.
"Well, what can I say? That old hag was getting on my last nerves."
After all the laughter subsided, and Miroku came back from the bathroom after the guy came back, the people who were closest to Inuyasha peered over his shoulder to examine the check. Hmm...
"So...how much did you get?" Kagome asked, looking at the numerical side of the check which stated the quantity that was given to Inuyasha Takahashi. And boy was that? Oh my god...
"Tell me those aren't four zeros..." Rin said from infront of him. It seemed like Inuyasha couldn't believe it either...that pilot guy had given him ten thousand dollars in Japanese money!
"Whoah...I should do this more often..."
A/N: That's a rap! Again, I haven't updated in a year, very sorry for that! Well, I'm pooped, so I'm going to bed! TTYL! REVIEW!