A/N : Ok, seriously? They not only are able to do it everywhere, but they seem to have the ability to make everything turn sexual. And I'm so serious. First it was cereal, now icecream. Now even food would remind me of AdDek squee. This is by Stephanie (writergirl21), which because my memory is horrible right now, I believe she's Beauty in the Breakdown 21. But...I may be wrong. lol
Addison Shepherd was having a bad day. Her 1st patient was resisting medication. Her dry cleaning had been misplaced. Doc had gnawed on her 800 dollar Manolo Blahniks. The trailer's hot water was on the fritz. Another surgery had been post poned. And Derek was STILL flirting with Meredith. She had caught them making eyes at one another in surgery.
So, now, Addison sat in the attending's lounge feasting on Ben and Jerry's Phish Phood ice cream. Richard had made sure that her ice cream was always in stock for those bad days.
Addison had stripped off her scrubs top and fell into an over stuffed leather chair.Her red hair was piled on her head. She giggled to herself. She probably resembled the "college" Addison.
She laid her head back against the top of the chair. The ice cream made life good again. She picked up a cherry from the little jar next to her and dipped it into the ice cream. She swirled her tongue around the chocolate covered cherry just as Derek waltzed in.
The couple froze. Derek hated her whenever she did that.It always put thoughts in his head.
"Hi Derek." Addison greeted. She swallowed the mouth full of ice cream and attempted to smiled.
"Bad day?"
"Yeah, my husband was flirting with another woman after he promised me he wouldn't."
Derek didn't respond. He walked over to the fridge and retrieved a water bottle.
"I was not flirting with another woman."
"Right." Addison took another bite of her ice cream.
"I wasn't," Dere repeated. He slumped into the couch next to Addion.
"Mm-hmm." Addison jokingly flung half a spoon of ice cream at Derek.
"What the hell!" Derek shouted. "Addison."
Addison grinned and launched another spoon full of ice cream at him. Derek jumped up and attacked Addison. She managed to shoot more ice cream at him. Derek decided to mess with her, by pouring the now melting ice cream down her collar bone.
"Derek!" Addison shrieked in surprise. Derek wrapped his arms around her struggling form and started to lick the dripping ice cream up. Addison quirked a brow. A smirk made its home on her lips. She picked up the pint of ice cream and dropped the remains on to Derek's neck.
"Oops. Look's like I will have to help you with that."
Addison yanked his scrub top over his head. The ice cream continued to slid down his chest. Addison knocked him to the floor. She pushed her own ice cream covered camisle down her torso.
Derek leered at Addison and pulled her down for a ice- creamy kiss.
"Wait!" Addison called out. She reached up to the table next to the chair and grabbed the cherries. She giggled and returned to her sticky husband.
Maybe today would be a good day after all...
" What the hell are you two doing! Shepherds!" Burke shouted, running from the room in horror.
. . . . . or not.. The chief was going to kill them.
The completely satisfied and sticky Shepherds grinned at each other. Derek shrugged and resumed what he was doing. At least he would die a happy man.