Alrighty, Roxas' chapter. Instead of Roxas on a sugar high, Axel will be… um… not in his right mind. Sorry forthe short-ness...Drawing something would be appreciated, Suicidal RuBBerDucky. So… yer like Ernie's emo rubber duck?Sorry. XD Anyway, ONWARD!

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I let out a content sigh. I finished my first assignment without a hitch! I'm officially a member of the Organization! People will have to respect me now! And stop calling me shorty…

But... wait….

What if I did it wrong? What if… I misinterpreted the instructions! What if the mission was actually a big failure!

I started to panic. What will Xemnas do to me if I failed the first mission?

"I don't want to die!" I yelled at no one in particular.

"Hey… Roxas!" someone slurred.

I turned around, "Axel?"

"Roxas! You know… yer name sounds like… Rocks… Ass!" Axel giggled.

"Axel, you're drunk!"

He hiccupped, "ain't it great?"

I groaned. How could he be this drunk if it's only noon?

"Come on, Axel, let's get you back to your room." I decided to help him walk back to his room. (Kind of like when Sora groped, err, carried Riku on the beach.)

"Hey, hey, Rocks-ass! I love you, man."

"Yeah, I know, Axel."

Zexion was walking towards the way we came from, "woah! What happened to Axel?"

"Hey! Sexy Zexy!" Axel laughed madly.

"He's drunk." I would have shrugged, if Axel wasn't using me for support.

Zexion's eyes widened. "This early?"

"Apparently."

"Sexy Zexy! Sexy Zexy and Sexy Lexy! And Sexy Vexy! And--"

"We get the point, Axel," Zexion snapped.

Axel abruptly grabbed Zexion's jacket and looked him straight in the eye. "No. You don't get the point at all," he whispered as serious as he could.

Zexion took Axel's hand off of his uniform. "Whatever, I was going to talk to Lexaeus about--"

"SEXY LEXY!"

"--something important, so, if you don't mind." he made to leave.

Axel waved, "bye, Sexy Zexy!"

"Axel, you have to focus," I chided him.

"On what?"

"On getting back to your room!"

"Psh! It'll work out in the end."

"Says you." I grumbled.

We walked on until we reached…

"stairs?" I moaned.

Axel pushed himself off of me and stood, eyeing the staircase. "Brilliant deduction, Rocks-ass, but first we need a further understanding of this phenomenon." he slurred.

I stared at him.

He walked towards the stairs. "A-HAH! I have solved the case!" Axel nodded sagely.

"What case?"

"These particular steps go down," Axel declared triumphantly.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious…"

"You're very welcome citizen! But my name isn't Captain Obvious. It's Commander Obvious!" Axel began to strut, but, in doing so… he fell down the stairs.

"OH, LIGHT!" I rushed down the stairs. "AXEL? Are you alright?"

Axel was lying in a crumpled heap. He raised one of his hands, weakly, gesturing that he was alright. "Nothing can stop… Commander Obvious!"

I sighed and helped him up, "can you walk?"

"'Course I can! I don't need my sidekick, Rocks-ass Boy's, help!"

"Why am I the sidekick?"

"Because you are short." (NO! AXEL! YOU STARTED A SENTENCE WITH BECAUSE! BAD, BAD AXEL! --smacks him--)

"Thanks."

Axel positively beamed, "no prob, Rocks-ass Boy!"

"Whatever."

We managed to walk down the rest of the stairs without a problem.

"Wow! Axel, you got really drunk, didn'tchya?" Luxord nodded approvingly.

"Drunk? I don't know what you're talking about!" Axel huffed.

Luxord shrugged, "whatever…"

"We're almost there," I muttered to Axel.

"Almost there? TO THE HOLY GRAIL?"

"WHAT?"

"Tally-ho!" Axel ran away from me.

I stood there, stunned, for about a minute, then I sprinted after him. "Axel! AXEL, COME BACK!"

I looked around the entire floor. Well, except for his room. But, then, he wouldn't be there right?

Right?

…guess I'll check.

I swung his door open. "Axel?"

He was sleeping (like an angel)! I looked all over for him and was sleeping! I felt my eye twitch.

Axel started talking in his sleep, "…oh, yeah, you know that's how I like it, Rocks-ass."

"Meep!"I backed out of the room. When I shut the door, quietly so he wouldn't wake up, and ran as fast as I could to the bathroom to wash up. I felt dirty.

After washing, I let my mind wander as I walked back to my room. I did a good job on that mission!

Wait… What if I didn't?

…

I started to sob.

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L84: There, the Rocks-ass chapter.

Harold: Rocks…ass…

L84: And, I still have more chapters coming up! I'm gonna do one with Sora and (maybe) Riku BUT NOT NAMINE OR KAIRI! --twitch-- Oh, and the Saix through Larxene Others chapter. Currently working on that'un. If you have any ideas of who Luxord should be, please let me know. Other then Mat, that is. (Right now he's Mat by default)

Harold: …Kyle?

L84: KYLE? But Kyle's stupid.

Harold: Yep. --nods--

L84: So, thanks for reviewing and next shall be VII-XII's Others! WHOO!