A/N : Uhmm..massage gone wrong? Well it didn't turn up wrong as in...wrong. What's wrong is that the massage wasn't exactly completed...I think. -hehe- By Chrissie (satan) of The Incision!

"Addison" Derek said as he tossed and turn in bed while Addison was trying to sleep

"Derek, I'm trying to sleep here." Addison said not bothering to open her eyes.

"I can see that"

"Then why the hell are you waking me up?" She said her eyes still closed

"I'm sore" He said. She opened one eye and looked at him

"You're sore?"

"Yes, my whole body is sore! My neck, my back, my butt, my legs, my feet, my arms, my fingers…." He would've continued but Addison stopped him.

"I get it! Your whole body is sore!" Addison said after she opened both of her eyes and glared at him. "So, what do you want me to do?"

"I want you to give me a massage"

"Fine" Addison said. She stood up and grunted. He straddled his waist and started with his neck.

"What are you doing?" Derek questioned

"Massaging you, you moron! You wake me up to massage you and now you're complaining?"

"I'm not! I just want you to get Bengay!" Derek said. Addison stood up and mumbled curses at Derek.

After a few seconds, she came back with Bengay. Derek smirked at her and took of his shirt. Addison straddled him again and spread the bengay all over his back.

"Ohhhh, Addie that feels so good"

"Uhuh" Addison said still pissed at Derek

"Addie, put some on my chest" Addison stood up so that Derek could lie on his back so she could put Ben-gay on his chest. She sat back down on him as he lay on his back. She continued massaging him.

"Ohhh, Addie, you're sooo great" Derek groaned again

"You sound like we're having sex right now" Addison said plainly

"Does the smell of Bengay turn you on?" Derek smirked

"Huh?"

"You used to be turn on by Bengays"

"Uhuh" She said ignoring him. All she wanted was to sleep because she is exhausted. And she wasn't in the mood to have sex. She continued to massage his chest

"Addie… Are you turned on?" Honestly, she was, but she's tired.

"No"

"Liar"

"I'm really not"

"Fine…" Derek said. Addison continued massaging him. "Babe, could you put more Bengay?" He requested because he knows this will get her. He knows this will turn her on. Addison did as he requested. The more Bengay she puts, the more Derek groans.

Addison couldn't take it anymore. He leans to him and kisses him with so much passion. He kisses her back and rolled over so that she was on top of him. His tongue tangled into hers, his hands threading through her hair.

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After a minutes of squee-ing, they were lying in bed. Addison's head was rested on Derek's chest. Addison slowly fell asleep. Derek took the bengay that was lying next to him.

"Works like a charm" he smirked.

He snuggled with Addison and fell asleep satisfied.