Chapter 5: Shinn and Asuka

A/N: YOSH-A! Another chapter going up!

The man and woman smirked and they suddenly disappeared. The group looked everywhere and Hinata and Neji activated their byakugan. Sasuke who was also smirking activated his sharingan.

"Impressive bloodline limits," the woman said from somewhere. She suddenly stopped and threw numerous shurikens, "Dodge that kids," she smirked and suddenly disappeared.

They didn't have much of a problem, Naruto frowned as one almost cut part of his hair. He suddenly used the kage bunshin no jutsu and multiplied plenty versions of himself.

"Now where did those two go?" all Naruto's said at once.

"Naruto, they didn't hide, they're here, but running at a very high speed," Neji said countering some shurikens.

The next thing you'd see was Lee fighting the air. Although it didn't really seem like it, for random chakra emerged out of the placed he hit.

"Shit," the man said and he appeared, "I can't be so fast with my chakra depleting like this," he did some hand symbols and jumped onto a tree.

"You're not getting away," Lee said.

"I'll help fuzzy-brows," five of Naruto's clones said.

Lee nodded and the six charged after the man. The man smirked and kept on throwing kunais while dodging their attacks.

"Damnit that guys fast," one Naruto said before turning into smoke. The other Narutos became enraged when their comrade fell. Lee was still being Lee with his kicks and punches.

The man sensed something, "Shit," he yelled out flipping over backwards involuntarily.

"Oh yeah! Ino and Sakura combination complete!" Sakura yelled out giving Ino a high five.

Lee clapped for their good work while the four Naruto went after the lying down man.

"What's your name?" one Naruto asked pointing his finger.

"Shinn," the man said getting up. He smirked once again and threw four kunais instantly to destroy the clones.

He thought for a moment, 'Asuka? How are you doing?'

'These punks aren't that bad, I've been hit numerous times and my chakra is depleting quick!'

'Should we scram?' he thought turning to find a girl collide with him. He accidentally touched her breasts.

'No, we'll look like cowards, you know that right Shinn?'

WHAM

'Shinn?' a voice in his head said as he flew backwards.

"Pervert!" Tenten screamed as of instinct. After getting rid of her angry face, she looked up to see the man flying, "Oh, oops sorry mister."

"No you did a good job Tenten," Neji said passing by her to go after the man.

She blushed slightly but got hit in the head by some sort of rubber ducky, "What was that!" she yelled out in anger.

"My evil jutsu of doom," Asuka said, she laughed evilly, then disappeared.

"What does she mean by evil jutsu!" she turned to see the rubber ducky transforming into some sort of rabid monkey dog thing…(A/N: I could just go on and on…)

"Shit!" she yelled out dodging its humongous paw, "Neji-kun!" she yelled out passing by him.

"Whoa," he replied, then chasing after her.

Somewhere else, Kiba, Hinata, and Sakura was fighting the woman. She cackled evilly and threw many kunai, she then pulled out five scrolls, unraveled them then jumped around.

Kiba called on Akamaru and they attacked her before she finished. Hinata then ran up to her for some hand to hand combat. But then the scrolls appeared again and out came millions of random weapon including the plastic spork. Sakura went ahead and helped out Hinata while Kiba fell behind and dug underneath the ground.

"Impressive," she muttered then jumped high up ito the air avoiding Kiba and Akamaru, "You children certainly are amazing, but now…SHINN!" she yelled out.

Suddenly a gust of wind appeared leaving Shinn holding one of Naruto's clones. It disappeared in a poof of smoke and the rest of the group besides Neji and Tenten came.

"Just who are you two?" Sasuke asked.

"Shinn," the man said.

"Asuka," she said.

"And we are twins out to serve the 'Boss' and now you must die!" they began to glow and all of them charged at the twins. But unfortunately they were all bounced back by the force.

Now back at the evil…thing…Neji and Tenten had trouble.

"Argh!" the thing called out swinging its tail and hitting Tenten.

She got back up quickly and pulled out two of her scrolls. Throwing them up she did that dragon thingy (A/N: as you can tell by now, I have no memory of the names of certain, and maybe all jutsus) she then started throwing weapons. Some being flung back and some on the beast.

Neji smirked and ran up the beast (A/N: Ew…) and punched it in the face and it poofed back into a rubber duck.

Hearing random fighting noises, they turned to see one heck of a screature. It looked like the man and woman, but its hair was longer, had a tail, wings and blue skin.

"Try and defeat us now little children!" it cackled.

"Man, I wish Shikamaru was here," Ino said, "He'd know exactly what to do."

Somewhere, Shikamaru sneezed and began to float. His comrades sweat dropped and so did the sand sibling. Suddenly he started flying at high speed. His teammates worried and the sand sibling bored, they followed him into the random world of blue skinned people.

A/N: As you can tell not much effort was put into this. I need people to vote, and I needed to type, (I had an itch) now next chapter is fighting and I need to know who is going to suffer.

Who is to suffer:

Neji

Naruto

Ino

Sasuke

Kiba

Should the boss appear after that fight in…

One day

Two days

Three days

Please R&R and yeah that's it…