A/N : McLusty is back! And he's allergic to shirts. Mmm.. yummy! This is by Michelle (MichelleR) of the Incision!
Addison looked around the pit, then back at the female interns who happened to be staring at a very good looking man.
"What is wrong with you interns?" She asked with a laugh, making Izzie and Cristina snap out of their gaze while Meredith continued to look. Callie Torres was in the distance, watching with a smirk on her face.
Izzie turned around to see the attending approaching. "Tyler Jones. 30. Male stripper. Apparently he fell off of a pole during one of his routines...But it gets better."
Addison raised an eyebrow at the intern.
Cristina decided to speak up. "He's allergic to shirts."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously," The three interns said at once.
Addison leaned on the desk that all of the interns happened to be leaning on. "Wow."
All four gazed at the male stripper until Cristina broke the silence. "He deserves a Mc name."
"We have McDreamy and McSteamy," Izzie said, trying hard to concentrate when staring at the beautiful, hot man in her sights.
"McLusty..." Addison said without thinking. All three interns looked at her before agreeing.
"That he is," Cristina mumbled before the women continued with their sightseeing.
Derek, meanwhile, watched in the distance with a sneer on his face.
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Addison walked the halls, her heels making her presence known. Turning to go into another hall, she was pulled into a room and the door slammed shut quickly, the door locking quickly.
"McLusty?" Derek added with a hint of jealousy in his voice.
She grinned, taking off his lab coat and placing her hands on his shoulders, massaging them gently. "He might be McLusty but you're my McMan..."
"McMan?" Derek laughed before wrapping his arms around his wife and pushing her against his door. "I think this is the time where we both be quiet."
She laughed, but her giggles turned into moans as Derek kissed her neck. "Us?"
"True," He continued, kissing his way down until he made contact with the material of her blouse. He paused for one second, before grabbing the blouse with both hands and ripping it off of her chest before ravaging her body.
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Addison whimpered as she looked at the torn blouse on the floor. "That was expensive, Derek," She growled lowly as they both sat up on the bed. "And that was the only shirt I had!"
"I've got those salmon scrubs..." He said while raising his eyebrows suggestively.
"Oh no," She groaned, knowing those scrubs would be off of her within the few minutes she would have them on.
"You know it."