A/N: Yay, yet another chapter. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed revisiting it!

Disclaimer: I own the plot, that's it.

Warning: Contains slash

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Chapter 8

"Pansy's Plans"

(I know, this title has probably been overplayed, but whatever)

Hermione fled up the stairs, so angry her wand was spouting flames, but she didn't notice. Hermione knew where to find the culprit. She busted through the doors of the library and with her wand lifted, shouted:

"PANSY PARKINSON!" Pansy happened to be writing flying notes from zonko's joke shop. See, once you write your name at the very bottom it folds itself and fly's to the person you address it to. Just as Hermione entered, one of the notes addressed to Snape whizzed past her (obviously it had a speed charm on it so Snape couldn't catch it.)

"What do you want, Hermione? I'm busy" said Pansy, angrily.

"Don't play coy with me, you big ugly oaf!" said Hermione, "You've gone and done the stupidest thing! Something that not even I thought you were capable of!"

"Oh, did I, now?" asked Pansy as she got up from her seat, "And what would that be?"

"You've messed with my friends. EXPELLIARMUS!" Hermione yelled the spell so loud, Pansy was knocked to the ground.

"BITCH!" yelled Pansy, "I KNOW YOU JUST DIDN'T!"

"You're sitting on your ass Pansy, I think I just did." replied Hermione with a smug look. Just as Pansy was about to get up and counter-attack, the librarian came over and kicked them both out to settle the matter elsewhere. Just as the library door slammed shut behind them, Hermione used her own special, made-up incantation to make Pansy obey her every command.

"Come!" said Hermione, leading Pansy to the Gryffindor tower. Once inside, Hermione found Harry and Draco talking on Harry's favorite couch. "Harry, Draco, I've found the culprit."

Harry and Draco jumped at the sight of Pansy. "How did you know, Hermione?" Harry asked.

"It's quite logical, actually. You two were in the rain a day after our Hogsmeade visit. Harry, remember how Ron dragged us into Zonko's to have a look around? That same day we bumped into Pansy and she dropped one of these." Hermione explained, then pointed to a zonko's personal flying note.

"Oh my god!" said Harry, starting to understand.

"She saw you guys in the rain, and she was angry because she loves Draco, and wanted him for herself. So she wrote a note to the editor and it flew right to it; exposing you two and getting revenge!" said Hermione, who was quite proud of herself, as she finished her conclusions.

"You little..."

"Shut up!" Hermione commanded, and because of the spell Pansy obeyed.

"Hermione, I don't know what to say...Thank you so much!" Harry said.

"Why did Pansy just obey you?" Draco asked suddenly, aware that she was being unusually quiet.

"I put a special obedience spell on her...so I could get her here." Hermione shyly responded. They laughed. All of them except Pansy, because she wasn't ordered to. "So what should I do with her?"

Draco and Harry had big smiles and evilly looked at each other.

5 minutes later (Great Hall)

Singing "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE! Singing

Pansy burst in under orders and sang those lyrics while in her under garments. Then, suddenly, (under orders) she stopped mid-song and announced: "I lied about Harry and Draco. They are only friends. I sent that article to the newspaper to cover up my love for..." Pansy tried to resist the spell but she couldn't. "for Laurelin!"

Then Harry, Hermione, and Draco, who were in the Hall, lifted the spell and Pansy ran out, crying of embarrassment.

"I think we out-did ourselves this time!" Harry said in between laughs.

"Come on. Let's go back to the common room for a celebratory butterbeer!" Draco suggested.