Title: Boy Meets Girl
Author: Lannie
30 Romances Theme(s): #15 Take a hint ; Scram!
Pairing: DoumekixWatanuki, WatanukixHimawari (one-sided)
Disclaimer: Never owned 'em, never will.
Morning
"Today is the day, I'm going to confess to Himawari-chan! Don't even try to stop me, Yuuko-san!"
"I wouldn't dream of it."
Noon
"Thanks for meeting me today, Himawari-chan."
"Of course, Watanuki-kun! What did you want to tell me?"
"It's been something I've been thinking about for a long time now...?
"Yes?"
"I, um, that is to say..."
"Watanuki-kun?"
"I like you!"
"I like you, too!"
"You do?'
"I'm so blessed to have a friend like Watanuki-kun in my life."
"I don't think you understand, Himawari-chan. I mean, I love you."
"I love you, too! You're like the dear brother I never had!"
"How can I put this? I want you to be the mother of my children, Himawari-chan."
"Oh, Watanuki-kun, I'm touched and honored that you would think of me like that."
"You are?"
"I would be delighted to be your and Doumeki's surrogate!"
"WHAT!"
"How strong and devoted your love must be, to want to raise a family despite society's prejudices!"
"Doumeki and me! Devoted love!"
"Oh and they'll be so cute! I wonder whose eyes they'll have, wouldn't be just darling if they had one blue eye and one golden eye! And I'll spoil them shamelessly as their dear Auntie Himawari!"
Evening
"Mother of your children, eh?"
"Shut up, Yuuko-san."
Night
"Tell me again why cute Himawari-chan thinks we're in the throes of boys' love."
"..."
"Answer me!"
"Our complex emotional bonds and clearly homoerotic charged encounters."
"That bad?"
"..."
"I'll take that as a yes."