Random drabble I thought up. I suddenly have a HUGE obsession with Deidara and Sasori! Please don't hurt me. Also if anyone can get me out of writer's block for my other stories, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO!
Warnings: Has characters from after the time jump
Disclaimer: You know the drill.
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"Talking"
'Thinking'
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"Sasori-danna, un?"
"What Deidara?" Sasori replied sighing. He turned to the blonde and nearly jumped back; Deidara was mere centimetres away from his face.
"Will you play a game with me, un? Everyone else will if you play, un."
"Exactly what game do you want to play Deidara?" Sasori's eyes narrowed at the look of innocence Deidara was pulling.
"Well, un. I was thinking we could play something like, 'Honey, if you love me?', un!" Deidara exclaimed grinning and jumping back. He put his hands behind his back and started to rock back and forth on his feet.
"Never heard of it. Explain the rules and then maybe."
"Well, say I was the first person to go, un. I'd have to choose someone to play with for the part of the game, un. I'd choose you! So I'd go up to you and try to make you laugh or smile without tickling you, un. While asking, "Honey, if you love me won't you please, please smile?" Then you'd have to respond "Honey, I love you but I just can't smile." without laughing or smiling, un!" Deidara explained.
'I'm a puppet…I don't laugh. Deidara doesn't know this and neither do the others…'
"All right Deidara. I'll play with you." Sasori smirked while Deidara cheered and ran to get the others.
'Blackmail here I come.'
And the moral of this story children of Akatsuki is,
Never ask a puppet to play "Honey, if you love me?" with you for he cannot laugh and will win every time. Also he will get a large amount of blackmail to use against you when you are bugging him.