So Nik kicked the midget and the other freak while Shawnee sits and laughs.
Nik: that takes care of 'em
Shawnee: sigh ok listen up… you want to kill the pharaoh right?
Nik: nods his head repeatedly no fk…really?
Shawnee: god ur an ass
Karla gets up after falling on the floor
Karla: o…k
Shawnee and Nik eye her suspiciously
Shawnee: what are you looking at?
Karla: ur face wait…that didn't come out right…
Nik: why are you friends with her?
Shawnee: 'cause I am
They go outside and start searching but leave karla and yugi stuck together while Nik and Shawnee go investigate
Nik: pharaoh! U stupid son of a---
Shawnee: shhhh…
Nik: huh? Why?
Shawnee: cause if he knew we were looking for him obviously hed go runnin'
Nik: good point searches quietly or at least attempts to
Meanwhile with Marik and Bakura…
They threw the bag on Marik's couch
Bakura: why here?
Marik: no one knows where I live
Bakura: who said you did live anywhere?
Marik: ur mom
Bakura: …baka!
Marik: here we go again
The boys wrestle to the ground until someone gives up
Bakura: goddamn you. Quit biting my arm!
Marik: oh…was that your arm?
Bakura: no shit
Marik looks at the unconscious Yami
Marik: what should we do with him?
Bakura: keep him away from nik 'cause Nik doesn't need the pharaoh's soul when it's better to send it to the shadow realm instead of selling it on e-bay
Marik: yeah… you do that
Bakura: let's send him to the shadow realm
Marik: wait! Let's get a cookie!
Bakura: you and cookies… shakes head
Marik: but cookies are awesome and better then you
Bakura: is that so? Glares at him
Marik: how about a challenge?
Bakura: ur on…
The two battle ferociously with the game of Sorry!
Marik: you goddamn jerk im gonna win you will be sorry! (Literally)
Bakura: oh yeah? Well we'll see about that!
Back with Nik and Shawnee
The two were supposedly searching for the pharaoh to kill him and sell his soul on e-bay
While Yugi is searching with Karla
Yugi: yawns with boredom I bet he's dueling or something with the heart of the cards
Karla: got something agents the heart of the cards?
Yugi: its getting old
Karla: like ur not?
Yugi: im gonna go…back home now and eat cookies
Karla: u do that
Nik and Shawnee walk up
Nik: damn I cant find that son of a---
Shawnee: yeah! We cant find…what's his face
Nik: that son of a---
Shawnee: lets go get cookies
Nik: after I find that son of a---
Shawnee: no, cookie time
Nik: but I need to find that son of a---
Shawnee: no, lets go
Nik: but…
Shawnee: no ones cares…lets go
After their little snack-a-thon of like a million cookies they search again
Anyways… Marik and Bakura are still battling fiercely with "SORRY!"
Marik: you…will loose!
Bakura: you wish u Egyptian fool
Marik: and what are you?
Bakura: ur mom
Marik: ew don't go there!
Bakura: baka
Marik wins the game of sorry and Bakura obviously lost and starts beating up Marik
Marik: ahhh get off me you fag!
Bakura: I hate you
Marik: what are u gay? Get off!
Bakura stops
Bakura: I'm deeply offended
Marik: what are you saying?
Bakura: what do you think im saying?
Marik: ur gay?
Bakura: silence and goes to the bathroom
Marik: uhm… I think he's gay walks up to the bag and opens it
Yami looks up at him
Marik: you son of a---you were up the whole time!
Yami: maybe…
Marik: go to hell hits yami
Yami: XX
TO BE CONTINUED…