So Atemu is unconscious again…Note: from now on the pharaoh will be referred to as Atemu 'cause that name rocks...

Marik: Well, that takes care of that. But seriously…are you gay?

Bakura: Now out of the bathroom No! And if you say that again, I'll…send YOU to the Shadow Realm!

Marik: Try me…Glares

Bakura: Baka! Starts to beat him up…again

Meanwhile…Nik and Shawnee are still looking for the pharaoh♥

Nik: I knew eating those fing cookies was a dumb idea…Holds his upset stomach Why did I listen to you?

Shawnee: I dunno…anyways; let's find that idiot…

So Nik and Shawnee go and try to find Atemu. They go around town and look in various buildings and stores…

Nik: Hey, look! A McDonald's! Sweet.

Shawnee: You dummy! We're supposed to look for—

Nik: that son of a--I know, but I'm hungry.

Shawnee: Baka. You just said you had too many…whatever…Goes in and stuffs her face

Back with Karla and Yugi…

Karla: I'm serious…what's wrong with the Heart of the Cards?

Yugi: Munches on cookies Nooo! The pharaoh's turned you into one of those mindless zombie minions! STAY BACK! DON'T TOUCH ME! Runs and trips over nothing

Karla: His name is Atemu…Sighs dreamily and for your information—

Yugi: Wait…are you saying you ♥like♥ him?

Karla: Uhhh…gotta go! Runs out the door

Yugi: Ha ha…you like the pharaoh! Laughs and falls to the floor

Karla: Turns back Baka!

Yugi: Makes kissy-faces and hums the Wedding March

Karla: Muut… (Ancient Egyptian for "die") Chases him

Now back to Marik and Bakura

Bakura: ok ok i give up I'm gay alright!

Marik: O.O seriously?

Bakura: don't worry i don't feel for you like that

Marik: after all that time together?

Bakura: yeah i think so

Marik: who are you gay with then?

Bakura: you REALLY wanna know?

Marik: yesh

Bakura: really?

Marik: yes yes

Bakura: really really really?

Marik: goddamn yes ok?

Bakura: ur mom

Marik: waaaah?

Bakura: alright alright...its...kinda embarrassing

Marik: who is it Weevil?

Bakura: no he's too obsessed with me

Marik: who then?

Bakura: -sigh- it's...it's ..Kaiba.

Marik: omg -barfs for an amount of time-

Bakura: you don't understand

Marik: why

Bakura: Kaiba boy...has this innocence about him...he really is a gentle soul

Marik: soul? Where? Send it to the shadow realm!

Meanwhile:

Nik: ooookkkk. Aren't you full Shawnee?

Shawnee: heck no

Nik: and I'm fatter then you

Shawnee: go eat someone instead

Nik: fine why not -randomly looks for a person-

Shawnee: -sigh- i don't mean it

Nik: lets go already

Shawnee: fiiiiiine -follows Nik-

Nik: ok lets seeeeeee...where ARE we anyways?

Shawnee: you think I'd know?

Nik: well you're a girl

Shawnee: thank you very much..

Nik: ok we are off...

To be CoNtInUeD...