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There was a giant poof again, and the room was filled. Cagalli, Lacus, the Le Crueset team minus Athrun, the Archangel crew (including Natarle, Mwu, Kuzzey, and sadly Fllay), and quite a few people of Orb, including Lord Uzumi!
In a sudden streak of out-of-characterness, Cagalli yelled, "Daddy!" and glomped her formerly deceased father.
She blinked after realizing what she did and let go, glaring at the people around the room staring at her.
"Tell anyone what happened here and you won't have a head."
Everyone hastily went back to their conversations, hoping they'd live.
"Wait a second," Lacus said, looking around. "Where's Kira?"
"Yeah, and where's Athrun?" (;with a black eye and a broken arm; A-) (Cagalli: When will you learn? ;starts attacking her with the Akatsuki (AKATSUKI!))
At that moment, Sara and Ashley appeared on stage.
"You!" Cried some of the audience that had already had the misfortune of meeting the two girls (minus Lacus, she sat there trying to smile).
"They like us!" Sara cried.
Ashley smiled, looking at the people. "Quiet." A demonic voice came out of her mouth and everyone quieted down, sitting. She continued in her regular voice. "If you remember from Episode 8-"
"Episodes?" Questioned Kuzzey.
Ashley kept her smile. "Don't interrupt me," her demonic voice came back, "Or else."
Kuzzey paled, shrinking into his seat.
"Now, as I was saying, as you remember from Episode 8, Sai suggested that the sound of Lacus's voice maybe a result of fiddling around with her genes."
Lacus went Chibi and tears welled up in her eyes. Cagalli looked around nervously and stiffly patted her on the back.
"Um, there, there…" Kira, where are you! I'm going to kill you…
"Don't worry, Cagalli, he's over here!" Sara smiled.
"What!"
"I did…" Sai said nervously.
"Anyway," Ashley continued, ignoring them. "We decided to test this theory by having the stars of the show (?) demonstrate their singing skills!"
Kira and Athrun appeared on stage and Kira's friends paled.
"No, please!" Sai cried. "Don't!
"If you know what's good for you, you won't let them sing!" Miriallia begged.
Kuzzey just stared to pray.
It seemed that Athrun's friends also didn't want this.
"No!" Dearka screamed. "You can't let them do that, it'll be the death of us!"
Yzak glared. "If you do this, I'll never forgive you…"
"But we made you're scar go away!" Sara frowned.
"Nothing's worth this torture…"
Nicol grabbed some ear-plugs that Athrun had given him before hand and put them in, smiling contently.
Lacus, who was now normal sized, smiled and said, "I'm sure they're not that bad. We should give a chance."
There were some muffled protests, but everyone pretty much calmed down.
"All right, then," Ashley announced. "So, without further a due, Kira and Athrun!"
She and Sara sat in the audience and both Coordinators started singing the song Find the Way, so horribly off tune. There were screams and tears of pain as they completely botched the beautiful song.
"MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP!" Murdoch, the mechanic, cried.
Arnold Neumann and Dalida Lilaha Chandra II (long name…) started to claw at their ears, and the other two members of the Archangel, Jackie Tonomura and Romero Pal, were putting their heads under the chair cushions.
Natarle looked around for Murrue because she thought the captain could do something about this. She found her on the floor, making out with the now-revived Mwu La Fllaga. They were too, uh, distracted to hear the "music".
Nicol was sitting calmly, reading a magazine, while Yzak rocked back and forth in the fetal position. Dearka, although also in pain, took this time to snap a few shots of Yzak for future blackmail purposes.
Sai and Miriallia were hiding under a nearby table, as they had already experienced this before. Kuzzey was pounding his head into the wall as to knock himself unconscious.
And the two teens on stage? They were either completely oblivious, or they enjoyed causing other people's pain. We're not sure which.
Cagalli twitched rapidly and grabbed her gun, trying to load it. Kisaka happened to get the gun from her, but she still was able to get out her request.
"Someone shoot me now, put me out of my misery…"
The girls intervened. "Now, now, now, looks like someone's got a case of the poor me's." Ashley grinned, twitching slightly herself.
"If you were gonna die you'd have done it by now! (This coming from all the things in Gundam SEED)" Sara added, her eyes watering from pain.
"Looks like you're just gonna have to learn to live with intense pain." Ashley finished. (Extra Disclaimer: The previous quotes said by Cagalli, Ashley, and Sara were from Red vs. Blue, The Blood Gultch Chronicles. We sadly do not own that either.)
Lacus sat there, her smile unchanging, but her left eye twitching. And to imagine I encouraged this madness…
Ashley and Sara said, "You know what Lacus? So did we. We're gonna havfta put an end to this."
They snapped and a door appeared. There were many cries of praise from the crowd, most everyone charging out the door, Dearka dragging Yzak and Nicol and Sai dragging the now unconscious Kuzzey. Only Muw and Murrue remained, both ignoring everything and still making out. They eventually left, holding hands (Awww… Hey, I didn't say it, this time, don't hurt me!).
As the two girls ran out, they exchanged a grin and Sara said, "We've done it! Naturals and Coordinators are working together to fight a common cause!"
The high-fived each other and high-tailed it out of there.
All that were left were the two boys, who, seeing that everyone had left, finally had stopped singing, and high-fived each other as well.
"Relive our childhood memories?" Kira suggested with a grin.
"Relive our childhood memories!" Athrun confirmed.
And they ran off.
A/N: Another chapter done! Now on to the next one! And remember, press the little review button!