The gang looked back to see two giant black choppers whirling through the air. They had Von Doom Inc. Painted on the side, so they obviously came from the hospital. There were clicking sounds as the choppers revealed a full set of four missiles on each side.

"Land the dragon and put your hands in the air, or we will be forced to fire!" boomed a voice from the chopper on the right.

"Great, now what?" asked Chandler as he turned to them.

"Should we just land and give up?" suggested Phoebe.

"Hell no!" said Monica. "We can totally whip these guys butts! All we have to do it think of a plan, y'know a strategy!"

They all put their thinking caps on and devised a plan to get away.

"Oooh! Oooh! I know! Pick me!" pleaded Chandler as he bounced up and down.

"Yeah?" asked Monica, awaiting an idea.

"Have Phoebe zap 'em!"

They all gave him a funny look, then Ross said "Yeah, and then kill the people in the choppers! Look, we gotta figure out a way to get them off our backs without totally obliviating them!"

"Wait, I could just freeze the blades," pointed out Rachel, "that would give them time to jump out with their parachutes."

They all smiled in approval and Chandler said "Go for it!"

Rachel pointed at the blades and they were flash-frozen. The choppers instantly stopped and plummeted down to the snowbank below. Most of the crew jumped out, but one determined pilot stayed long enough to press the launch button.

The group screamed as they saw two pairs of missiles come rocketing at them, full speed. "FLY FASTER JOEY!" screamed Monica.

Joey responded with a loud grunt, indicating he was going as fast as he could.

Rachel tried to freeze them, but they were going way to fast for the ice too keep on. Joey rolled his eyes and decided to take matters into his own hands. He turned on a dime to face the missiles, drew in a tremendously huge breath, and heaved out a flow of raging flames. The broad wall of flames enveloped the four missiles while burning them to a crisp. All that was left was a small pile of ashes, which quickly descended down to earth.

Exhausted, Joey flew down to the mountains and landed in a snow-covered forest. He quickly changed back, which he realized was a bad mistake. He was stark-ass naked in the middle of a cold, snowy forest. As the girls closed their eyes, Joey pranced around, trying to keep warm.

Chandler ripped off the lower half of his hospital gown and tied it around Joey's waist. "Joey," said Chandler, "You did a very heroic thing back there, something I wouldn't have been able to do if my life depended on it, and I know you're scared stiff like the rest of us, but WHY ON EARTH DID YOU HAVE TO LAND US IN THE FREAKING YUKON!" shouted Chandler.

"B-b-because I was running out of j-juice! I w-was going t-t-to pass out i-if I didn't land!" shivered Joey.

"Chandler, c'mon, cut him some slack," said Ross as he placed a hand on Chandler's shoulder. "The guy put his life on the line and I think we should let him get his strength back up so he can get us out of here. Look, the sun's almost down, so we should really set up camp and get a fire going for Joey. Ok?"

Chandler nodded in response and said, with a little embarrassment," Yeah, um, sorry Joey. I'll go make you a fire."

So, they got work on setting up a shelter for the night. Chandler got a pile of sticks and stuff and threw them on the ground. He started rubbing two sticks together, but then thought of a different solution. He stood up, pointed his finger at the sticks, and said "I, Zeus, command the sticks to catch fire!" And with that, a spark of lightning shot out his finger and started the twigs on fire. "Heh heh," he said as he added more sticks.

Once the fire was started, Monica made many large trees bend over and form in a roof-like circle above their heads in case it rained. Ross collected a bunch of leaves and spread them out to make beds over the snow. Then, Phoebe came back from her search for food.

"Did you find anything?" Asked Monica as she tossed more sticks into the fire.

"Well, I found a bunch of acorns!" she said with a smile on. She was holding up the bottom of her hospital garb, which formed a hammock for the acorns.

"Acorns?"

"Yeah! You can roast them and they taste just like pizza crust!"

Monica smiled a little, then waved her arm as a large vegetable garden appeared. "C'mon, help me pick stuff," said Monica as she bent down.

"Wait," said Phoebe, "why did you make me go look for food if you could just do that?" asked Phoebe.

"The guys were having a bet on what you'd come back with. Joey said tree bark and Ross said dirt clumps," said Monica as she uprooted a carrot.

Later on that night, they were all sitting around the campfire, roasting shishkabobs. There was just an awkward silence for they didn't know what to say.

"Hey you know what this reminds me of?" asked Ross. "This reminds me of the time when my family all went on a camping trip. You see, Dad had these really expensive sunglasses, and we went out on the lake to go fishing. Clumsy Monica accidently hooked Dad in the neck while trying to cast, and he jumped in pain, causing his glasses to fall into the lake. So of course, I was the one who had to jump in and get them. When I finally found them, They were tangled up in a weed so I had to untangle them. They were getting worried because I wasn't coming up. So Monica dove into the lake to get me, but she couldn't swim. So I was underwater with Monica squirming around on my back, almost drowning me."

"Oh, that's terrible!" Rachel said.

"Yeah, I had water coming out of my ears and nose for at least a month."

"Yes, but I was the one that gave you mouth-to mouth and saved your life, remember?" said Monica.

"Yes..." said Ross, with very unpleasant memories coming back.

They sat there smiling, watching the flames from the fire dancing around.

"Guys..." said Phoebe, "This may sound kind of stupid, but I wanna ask you something."

"Oh no, go ahead!" said Monica, wondering what it could be.

"Well, will you guys all promise that no matter what happens, we will always stick together? I mean, When and if we get back home, will we still be in this together?"

They all thought about it, and Monica, put her hand out. The others got the hint and one-by-one started placing their hands on top of each other's. Then, Monica said "To the..., wait, what are we called?"

They all sat and thought for a minute.

"Maybe we could be the, uh, Justice friends?" suggested Chandler.

"No, too cheesy," said Monica.

"The super squad?" asked Rachel.

"No..."

"I was thinking the Joey fighters."

With that, they all burst into an argument. Phoebe simply laid down, said "I love you guys," and went to sleep.