A/N: A 100 word drabble written for the "Snakes in a Fic" challenge, which can be found at the community of the same name over at livejournal. If the words "Snakes on a Plane" don't ring any bells, I'd recommend a quick google search before (or, indeed - given how much fun there is to be had out there - instead of) venturing further. The wikipedia entry is a good place to start.

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Snakes on a Broom

"DRACO MALFOY!" McGonagall's voice came through the loudspeaker. "You are reminded that jinxes, hexes and all other magic are strictly forbidden on the Quiddich field. You are suspended from playing for the for the rest of the school year, and if you do not get that thing off Harry right this very minute you can expect to have that extended to the rest of your natural life!"

His own broom weaving crazily through the air, Harry found just enough air to squeak, "Could you please loosen up a little?"

"Sorry." Said the snake, obliging. "I'm really not good with heights."