Disclaimer: Nosotros no possemos Gundam SEED. (Translation: We don't own Gundam SEED) We haven't had Spanish in months, give us a break…
Now, in a different room, Sara said completely out of the blue, "You know, if some of the guys in Gundam SEED weren't sexist, then Cagalli probably wouldn't be alive!"
Ashley grinned. "Hallelujah!"
Cagalli's eyes narrowed. "What do you mean?"
"On which? My celebrations or-"
"You know…" She glared at the two of them
Despite the fact she couldn't hurt them, it was habit for them to pale and back away.
"Um, well, you see," Sara stuttered. "If Kira hadn't said that you were just a girl on Heliopolis, you would've died there!"
Ashley then said, "Or she would've ended up on the Archangel a bit early… But that would make things turn out different." She shuddered slightly. "Maybe even…" She whispered to Sara, "Twincest." Her voice rose. "You know, because they would know each other longer and maybe something would happen."
Cagalli didn't hear this, thankfully, but she still glared at them. "And the other guy?"
"Athrun." Ashley smiled. (;Starts to open mouth;)(Cagalli: ;Has chainsaw read; Don't even think about it.)(;closes mouth;)
Cagalli blushed. "Wh-what! He isn't sexist!"
"What about the fact that he didn't kill you when he found out you were a girl?" Sara asked.
"Um, well…"
"Or the fact that he said you wouldn't be a threat when he untied you?"
As she remembered, she began to twitch. "Where are they?"
"Umm…" Sara started. "I think they're over there…" She pointed to a dance club outside that suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
She grabbed her baseball bat and walked toward the club. While she left, Ashley turned to Sara and said, "It isn't really a bad thing though, right?"
Cagalli entered the club and was scarred for life to see her brother and her boyfriend (ASUCAGA FOREVER! ;winces, preparing self for pain;)(Cagalli: ;in her shock, Cagalli doesn't even notice;)(YAY!) dancing to the Chicken Dance.
"I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN, I DON'T WANNA BE A DUCK, SO I SHAKE MY BUTT!" They sang.
Poor Cagalli dropped her bat and stared.
"We have to get out of here… Seriously… Before I kill someone…"
The song ended and the boys suddenly realized she was there.
"Umm…" Kira started.
"Hi," Athrun blushed.
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TWO DOING!"
"Reliving our childhood memories?" Athrun suggested.
Kira, who still seemed to be in his happy mood, cried, "And dancing! You can join us!"
Suddenly, there were two poofs on each of her shoulders, a Chibi her on one, and a miniature Akatsuki on the other (Refer to Destiny (AKATSUKIIIII!) That is all).
"Come on, Cagalli!" The Chibi her said in a Chibi voice. "It'll be fun!"
"Never!" The Gundam cried in a voice that sounded like her own.
Cagalli blinked at them. "Ummm…"
The Akatsuki continued. "It'll be humiliating!"
"It won't be humiliating!" The Chibi grinned. "Just put on a happy smile and it'll be fun!"
"NEVER!"
"When was the last time you did something fun?"
A tiny voice from Cagalli herself this time muttered, "When I kissed Athrun…" (ASUCAGA FOREVER!)(Cagalli: ;Chibi takes over; YAY!)(… No… It's too… HAPPY! ;beats own self with baseball bat;)
"Excuse me?" Athrun coughed, blushing insanely.
Kira was laughing like crazy. This was awesome!
At her moment of embarressedness, the Chibi forced itself inside Cagalli's head and took over. There was a loud 'pop!' and there was a Chibi Cagalli standing where Cagalli was a moment ago.
"Hiya!" She squeaked.
"Um, Cagalli?" Athrun said hesitantly, staring down at the grinning Chibi.
Kira, however celebrated. "At last! She can't hurt me! And now I'm the bigger twin!"
The club seemed to disappear and everyone stared in shock at the Chibi Cagalli. Her father blinked down at her and said, "Cagalli?"
She looked up and grinned. "DADDY!" She glomped him again, with no shame whatsoever this time. "GIMME A PIGGYBACK RIDE!"
Lord Uzumi was shocked.
Kisaka smiled. "Taking care of her will be so much easier now…"
Chibi Cagalli then looked down and saw her gun that she dropped. She jumped down and picked it up. "Guns are bad!" Everyone stared in complete and utter shock. "Why would I ever wanna gun! I wouldn't wanna huwt anybody!" She then took all the bullets out and threw the empty gun the in garbage. "YAY!"
Kira suddenly ran over to the two girls and began to bow down to them. "Oh, almighty ones! You have made the impossible possible!"
Mwu glared at them and cleared his throat noisily. "Excuse me?"
"You should weawwy get somethin' for dat cough!" Chibi Cagalli beamed. She was slowly falling into the Chibi's native tongue.
Kira gave them both a hug. "I LOVE YOU BOTH!"
Sara squealed and hugged him back, blushing insanely.
Ashley just kinda patted him on the back.
Lacus glared at them (GASP!) and cleared her throat this time.
Kira turned around and let go of the girls, turning Chibi and jumping into Lacus's arms. "I like Lacus better…"
Sara frowned but sighed. "Oh well…" She then looked at Athrun. "Maybe…" She started to approach him slowly.
Chibi Cagalli grinned. "We can all be friends! And friends share!" She leaped on Athrun's head and hugged him around the neck.
"Can't... Breath!" Athrun choked out. Chibi Cagalli's strong.
Ashley caught the last sentence Chibi Cagalli said and her eyes narrowed. "I think I'm losing all respect for my favorite character…"
Chibi Cagalli ran over to Fllay and smiled at her.
"What are you doing over here!" The red-haired girl cried, still slightly insane.
"I wanna give you a big hug! Everyone's my friend! Come on everyone, let's have a big hug!"
Kira blinked. "Did she just…"
Ashley grabbed Sara by the front of her shirt and began to shake her, sobbing, "WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER!"
"I wanna hug the WORLD!" Cagalli cried, pulling everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) in for a giant big hug.
"I… blame… you…" Athrun glared at the girls.
"IT WAS HER OWN PERSONALITY!" Sara cried.
"Your world did this to her…"
Kira beamed. "I don't mind!" Everyone glared at Kira besides Chibi Cagalli, who was still hugging them. Kira went Chibi. "LACUS!" He somehow wiggled out of Chibi Cagalli's hug and into Lacus's arms.
Ashley gloomed. Her favorite character was gone…
Finally Chibi Cagalli let go of her victims and let out a big Chibi yawn. "I wanna go sweepy!" She lay down and curled into a little ball.
Everyone let out a sigh of relief and began to inspect where there were now red marks from Chibi Cagalli's hug.
Ashley and Sara were standing in a corner, conversing.
"We have to stop this!" Ashley cried. "She's completely changed! It's horrible!"
"I know, I know, but what!" Sara thought for a moment before her eyes lit up. "Wait a minute! I have a plan!"
The two of them whispered among each other. "Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper, but we'll need Athrun's cooperation, he won't mind, whisper, plot, scheme."
Athrun sighed as he seemed to sulk. As much as he loved Cagalli (ASUCAGA FOREVER!)(Cagalli: ;sleeping;)(… Still isn't right… ;walks away glooming…;), this wasn't going to be fun. He liked her the old way. It was then that the girls came up to him and muttered their plan to him.
"YOU WANT ME TO WHAT!"
"Shh! Chibi sleeping!" They pointed to Chibi Cagalli, who stretched slightly in her sleep.
"Please?" Ashley pleaded. "You know it's the only way!"
Athrun sighed. "Fine… But put her in a cage after!"
Sara grinned. "After Cagalli's done with her, I don't think we'll need the cage!"
Ashley's eyes narrowed and she hunched over. "It's time for desperate measures."
"Wha-?" Chibi Cagalli just woke up, yawning and rubbing her eyes.
"Um, i-it's time to go to the Amusement Park!" Ashley cried, gulping.
Chibi Cagalli's eyes brightened and she leaped on Athrun's head. "YAY!" She sat there and grinned. "Amusement Pawk, Amusement Pawk!"
Athrun blushed slightly and the girls snapped their fingers, poofing everyone (and we mean EVERYONE) to a huge amusement park. There was a merry-go-round, a Ferris Wheel, and a ton of roller coasters, one that even reached up into the clouds! When Chibi Cagalli saw all of the rides, she was ecstatic!
"Mewwy-go-Wound! The horsies aw pwetty! SO PWETTY! And the Fewwis Wheel is taww (Miriallia: NOOOO!) and big and spinny!" It looked as if she was going to have a mental breakdown from all of the "fun fun fun!".
"Come on, Athrun! Let's go on the Mewwy-go-Wound!" Before waiting for an answer, she proceeded to drag him along into the line. Actually, there wasn't a line. Even though the little Chibi was cute, she was also quite scary. When on the ride, she seemed to enjoy climbing up the poles instead of riding on the horses because "horsies aw too nice to be widden."
However, she decided to stop when a voice over the loud speaker said, "WILL THE SMALL CHILD WITH THE REALLY BIG HEAD PLEASE SIT DOWN MERRY-GO-ROUND! THANK YOU."
After squeezing in a Chibi "no fuuun", she proceeded to drag Athrun to the nearest cotton candy stand. After eating her little Chibi self silly, she was too preoccupied with licking her hands clean to notice the two girls, who had seemed to be absent during the Merry-go-Round adventure, drive up (Yes, we can drive(Sara: WOOHOO!) that is all) in a truck with the lone word INSANITY on the side.
They parked it, got out, and opened up the back. Inside, in shackles, was a girl who looked surprisingly like Lacus (BUT WAS NOT! (I apologize to any Meer fans, but I can't stand her)), but was dressed in more, uh, revealing, clothes.
She twitched slightly as the two girls let her out. When she caught sight of Athrun, she cried, "Athrun, Athrun, Athrun, Athrun!" (Sara: Does that mean I'm like Meer? … I feel sad inside…)
Ashley and Sara exchanged a grim look before they undid her shackles, causing her to run like a crazy person and attach herself to Athrun's arm.
"Now I know why I couldn't feel my arm…" He said, remembering the interview.
"Shouldn't she not be here until two years from now?" Sai asked. He knew about SEED Destiny because he didn't make any appearances in it.
Ashley shrugged. "Eh, we're lazy… Plus, Sara-chan doesn't spend all her free time researching it like I do."
Sara merely grunted in response.
Chibi Cagalli perked up from her "hand washing" to see this sight. The little Chibi started to twitch. She stood up and walked up to Meer.
"Excuse me, but who awe you?" She asked, still trying to be a nice Chibi.
"I'M LACUS!" Meer cried, her left eye twitching rapidly.
"I know, Wacus, you'we not hew…" Chibi Cagalli tried to keep her cool. "And pwease get off my Athwun."
Athrun went red as a tomato. (ASUCAGA FOREVER!)(Cagalli: I may be Chibi, but don't test me… ;glare;)(MEEP! ;celebrates!;)
Meer's eyes twitched more. "Since when is he yours! You're way too immature to have a boyfriend!" Chibi Cagalli started to turn red, but she tried to keep calm. "Besides, I'm marrying him!"
Athrun almost cried, maybe from her last words, or maybe because he couldn't feel his right arm anymore.
Chibi Cagalli turned red completely, and then, in a demonic voice that seemed quite uncharacteristic for a Chibi said, "Get away from Athrun!"
In her mind, the Akatsuki threw little Chibi out! It cried, "wheeeeee!"
There was a loud 'POP!' and the real Cagalli was standing there, blinking.
"What happened?" She caught sight of Meer hugging Athrun and her eyes narrowed. "Oh yeah… Now I remember…" Shooting a, 'I'll Get You Later' look at Sara and Ashley, she walked over to Athrun and Meer.
Sara cringed in fear and moaned, "She's gonna kill us!"
Ashley grinned and leaped up into the air with joy. "She's gonna kill us! YAY CAGALLI-SAMA!"
Kira sighed. "It was good while it lasted."
Cagalli shot him a glare.
He turned Chibi and leaped into Lacus's arms. "It's routine by now!" Then Lacus went over and bought Chibi Kira a big cookie from the stand.
Cagalli cracked her knuckles and dragged Meer away from Athrun with incredible strength, surprisingly not pulling his arm off.
"My Athrun!" Meer cried, clawing the air.
"No," Cagalli strapped her in the roller coaster that went up through the clouds, "My Athrun."
She started the ride up and Meer let out a loud scream. Cagalli took out a phone that appeared out of nowhere and said, "Make sure this ride keeps on running. I don't care how much, just do it!" She hung up and turned around to see Athrun. She blinked and almost said something before he, of course, pulled her into a hug, so happy to see her back to normal.
And, with Meer's bloodcurdling screams in the background, they kissed yet again. (ASUCAGA FOREVER!)(Cagalli: ;thumbs up;)(… Cool…)
It was only a little while later when they were all back in the room (Meer still screaming far off in the Amusement Park), when Cagalli said, "Wait a second, where's my gun?"
A/N: This chapter took longest. It was fun, yet slightly disturbing… Cagalli-sama as a Chibi… Mind-boggling… It was Sara's idea… Review!
