The next day, the gang plowed their way through the snow. They figured they'd better stay low on the ground because all day they had heard more choppers flying about, searching for them. So they decided to walk through the forest and sneak into the nearby town.
Unfortunately, they were all barefoot and the snow was getting to them.
"I'm about ready to fall over and die," complained Chandler.
"Relax," said Monica, her lips blue, "The town is just a few yards this way."
They pushed onward, waiting to get to that town.
"Should be right through here," said Monica as she pushed through some bushes and small trees. They were all laughing hysterically as they went out into the clearing. They had been walking barefoot for two miles, so they were relieved to finally get to a-
"Were's the town?" asked Phoebe, her voice hoarse and cracked.
They stood there and stared into an open plain of snow.
"OH MY GOD!" screamed Ross, hands over his head, about ready to explode.
"Now what!" cried Joey. "We went in the wrong direction!"
They were about ready to break down and cry, when Joey decided to do something.
A few minutes later, a large dragon came bursting out from under the trees, carrying the gang on his back.
"Thanks Joey!" said Rachel as she scratched his head For some reason, that felt reeeaallyyy good to him.
They looked behind them, but didn't see any helicopters within sight, so they all shouted in glee as they took off for New York.
"Dammit," growled Von Doom as he heard the news that some of his patients had escaped. "Where was security through all this?"
"Well, they did the best they could through all this, but the patients seemed to have special powers or something," said the trembling assistant.
"That's a load of bull. I want you to get them back here so I can have a nice little chat with them. Look up where they live and send my men up there," instructed Victor.
"Yes Sir," said the assistant as he headed out of the room.
Von Doom sat in the room alone, rubbing his temples in frustration.
Joey landed on the roof of his apartment building, leaving a trail of screams behind him from pedestrians. He quickly changed back and ushered them down the stairs. They slipped through various hallways unnoticed until they got to Joey's apartment. They all piled in and the first place they went to was the fridge. Within seconds, the entire stock of the fridge was out on the counter, being devoured. It was a four hour flight and they hadn't eaten for a while.
Later on, They were all dressed and were just about ready to go home and sleep, when there were three short raps on the door. Joey went to go answer it, and he opened the door to see three of Von Doom's goons standing there, tazers in hand.
"Oh my god!" said Joey as he slammed the door shut and locked it. "It's Von Doom's people!"
They all panicked and Joey said "Quick! Out the window! Use the fire escape!"
As he said that, the guards busted down the door and were ready to tazer him. On instinct, Joey turned into a ferocious 6 foot tall grizzly, and let out a blood curdling roar. The guards cowered in fear, whimpering like little girls. When they re-opened their eyes, Joey was gone and jumping out the back window with some extra clothes that were on the couch.
The guards darted towards the back window and started to climb down the fire escape after them. The others could see them coming after them, so they climbed faster. Once they were all at the bottom, Phoebe zapped the support beams of the ladder. It snapped off the side of the building, flinging the guards off and tossing them in a dumpster.
The guys darted down the street as fast as they could down the sidewalk, barging into people and getting very inappropriate hand gestures. The guards pulled themselves out of the dumpster and took off after them. They were chased all the way down to docks.
"Hurry, jump in this!" called Joey as he pulled up a small rowboat. They piled into it and started rowing as fast as they could away from the docks.
"Hahaha! Take that!" laughed Chandler as he pointed at them.
The guards pulled something off their belt and threw it into the water. It instantly inflated into a small motor boat with a durable fiberglass siding.
"Me and my big mouth," said Chandler.
Of course, a motor boat is three times faster than a row boat, so they were gaining on them quickly. Phoebe tried to pop their boat, but it was working. Right when they thought they were done for, Ross stood up on the back of the boat and started focusing. A large whirlpool was forming under the guards and started to spin the boat clockwise. Slowly, it was being sucked under and the guards couldn't escape the current's wrath. In a few seconds, they were gone.
They all crowded around Ross in a dogpile and embraced him with hugs.
"Great idea!" smiled Monica.
"Yeah, you really pulled through!" said Chandler.
But their smiles quickly vanished when they heard shouts from the docks from fishermen who watched the whole thing.
