A/N: First: Sorry, we haven't written for a while! We haven't gotten together since the last chapter! … Too much school work… ;twitch; ;cough; Anyway, the beginning of this chapter will be kinda weird because Sara and I will be using nicknames… You'll find out soon… Also, we have a special guest star! Mike-chan!

Mike: YAY!

Sara: ;glomps!;

Mike: -- Get. Off. Now.

;Cough; Uh… Well, Second: We apologize for the Meer-bashing in the last chapter. I have become a Meer-fan now… After Episode 46… ;tear; SPOILER! She saved Lacus-sama! ;tear;

Sara and Mike: ;pats awkwardly;

Now, without further adieu, that's get on with the show!

Disclaimer: We don't own it! ;twitch; ;Chibi; But if anyone would give it for Chwistmas, we'd luff it! (No one can say no to a Chibi!) ;Back to normal; Also, this is our disclaimer for the next few chapters so we don't have to ruin the mood: Don't own The Fairly Oddparents, or Red vs. Blue, or Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. Ask Mike for that one…

Mike: Heh…

Or those drug commercials…

Ashley smiled slyly at Sara. "Oh, Haro Queen?"

"Yes, Creepy Chibi Girl?" Sara responded, smirking slightly.

Ashley gave her an annoyed look. "Saaaaraaaaa…"

Sara rolled her eyes. "Fiiine. Yes, Goddess-chan."

The Gundam SEED cast all looked at each other and stared.

Cagalli went through a moment of out-of-characterness. "I thought I was Goddess-chan…"

Everyone glanced at Cagalli oddly.

She grumbled. "I thought after last chapter everyone would stop picking on me…" She blinked and ran what she just said through her mind. "Did I just say- Never mind…"

Lacus cocked her head to the side. "She does not mean me, does she?" She said, tilting her head to the side.

Ashley and Sara smiled at one another and then turned to the others and grinned.

"GUEST APPEARANCE TIME!"

There was a loud cartoon POOF and everyone was in a very average room that looked like it belonged with a ten-year-old…

"Why is there a pink hat on this bed?" Kira asked, holding up said hat.

"Never mind that." Ashley dismissed his question, waving her head like a Jedi.

"All right…" Kira seemed to be in a trance, but then shook it off.

"Now, as we said we're going to have a special guest star." Ashley started.

Sara smiled. "It's MIKE-CHAN!"

The guys all looked at each other and conversed for a second.

"Well, at least we'll have a guy drive us crazy for a while." Kira commented.

"Yeah," Athrun added, "We have enough crazy girls around here."

There was a loud sound of "coughsexistcough" from behind Athrun and he turned around to see Cagalli, tapping her foot and glaring at him.

"Uh, hi Cagalli!" Athrun chuckled nervously.

Before she had the chance to react, Sara ran out and yelled, "Stop fighting, everyone, stop fighting!" Her voice was kinda weird.

"You got into the helium again, huh?" Ashley said in a dry voice.

"Maaaybe…" Her voice was oddly back to normal now.

There was a loud, low grumble of "Pacifist," from off stage.

"Who was that?" Cagalli asked.

"Oh, that was Mike," The crazy girls said in unison.

"Mike used to be nice, like Sara," Ashley started.

"Girly man…" Athrun muttered before getting a small kick in the shin… Three guesses who from…

"But then something had happened," Sara cried. "And now Mike's a happy little sadist!"

"Isn't that an oxymoron?" Dearka asked.

"Yeah, right…" Milly grumbled.

Ashley rolled her eyes and said, "On a personality test, Tex got you!"

"I'm not girl crazy." The low voice growled this time.

"I thought we were talking about Mike?" Yzak questioned.

"Oh, that's Mike's nickname." Sara confirmed.

"Oh…"

"Yeah, he couldn't really have a girly nickname like 'Pink Princess'" Kira nudged Athrun in the side and they both started laughing.

"Oh, how true you are…" Athrun laughed.

Lacus glared at the two, and they both went Chibi, Kira looking at Lacus with Chibi eyes and Athrun hiding behind Cagalli's leg.

Ashley cleared her throat and everyone looked over at the two almighty ones.

"And now…" The two said. "Introducing." Everyone leaned forward, slightly interested. "MIKE!" They smirked, throwing in a twist. "But first…"

The trademark 'POOF'! appeared, engulfing sixteen Gundam SEED characters, and five kids about Sara and Ashley's ages. The rest of them were all in a room with a giant TV screen and popcorn.

"Enjoy…" The girls said before the room went dark and the movie reel started…

TO BE CONTINUED…

A/N: As you can tell, this is a mini-series... Of a few chapters… Maybe five… We will probably have this whole thing up by tomorrow, because this is the only time we get to get together…

CURSE YOU, HOMEWORK!

;Shameless plug; Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.

Mike: Just to tell you, I really am a happy little sadist who enjoys other people's pain. ;yamks Ashley's hair;

Ashley: OW!

Mike: ;maniacal laughter;

Ashley: And one other thing: yamks?

Mike: SHUDDUP YA SHISNO! ;yamks Ashley's hair harder;

Sara: ;Pops up while they're fighting; Next time on Gundam SEED Randomness! FGP, or LACUS DATE! Find out who Mike is! Will the characters make it through this insanity alive? Find out next time!