A/N : This is by Chrissie (satan)! Ohh the many many squees. I tell you, 100 is not enough. I wouldn't be surprise if we manage to hit 200 before the new GA episode.
Derek was bored because he didn't have much to do at work which was really surprising. It was so quiet in the hospital. The board was almost clear. This morning, Addison was actually trying to make him have sex with her but they were already late so he promised they'll do it later. He looked around and saw his wife standing at the nurses' station reviewing a chart. He walked over to her and grabbed her hand and pulled her towards an empty patient's room.
"What are you doing?" She raised an eyebrow at him. He smirked and pushed Addison on the bed.
"We, Addison, are playing doctor" Addison grinned widely and fixed herself on the bed.
"Okay, doctor. What's wrong with me?" Addison said playing along.
"You are delusional, crazy, wild patient. You're hysterical like mental asylum type of girl."
"Oh am I?"
"Yes" Derek confirmed. Addison rose from the bed and started kissing Derek. Derek pushed her away. "What are you doing?"
"Uh, being hysterical?"
"Oh, yeah" Derek said "But I'm your doctor. You can't do that to me."
"Okay, so if I can't do that then what are we doing here!" Addison asked being Addison not being the patient.
"Addie, just play along" Derek said.
"Fine, okay, so I'm hysterical." Addison said and made faces and weird hysterical actions. Derek laughed out loud.
"Okay, so you're my hysterical patient who starts to hitting on her doctor" Addison was about to protest but Derek stopped her before she even said her first word "I know, Addison, I changed my mind. Just do it!"
"Okay" Addison said and started attacking Derek's lips but he didn't kiss back. He just stood there. Derek was teasing her. He wasn't going to make it easy for her.
"You, you naughty hysterical patient you" Derek said pulling away. Addison looked at him confusedly. "I'm gonna have to put you in restraints."
"Oh… restraints…" Derek places the restraints on Addison. He straddled her waist. "What are you doing? I thought you doctors don't sleep with patients" Addison asked.
"Oh yeah, but you're delusional and hysterical. And you hit on me already. And I –your doctor—am horny"
"I see…." Addison started acting delusional and hysterical again. "Oh doctor, take me out of restraints!" Addison cried seductively.
Derek started unbuttoning her shirt and placing kisses on her lips working its way down.
It wasn't long until Addison and Derek were in pleasureland. He collapsed next to her and started to snuggle with her.
"Derek, take me out of restraints" Addison requested.
"Why? This was just round one"