"Who the hell are you people!" shouted one fisherman, dropping his catch onto the soggy docks.
"Why did you kill those people?" shouted another.
The docks went up in an uproar of questions. Some of the men were throwing stuff at the guys, while others took off running.
"Well? What should we tell them?" asked Joey as they huddled.
"I dunno," said Chandler, "The truth?"
"Well, who's gonna tell them?" asked Rachel.
They thought for a minute, then pushed Ross onto the front of the boat to talk to the fishers.
"Guys, why me?" cried Ross as he stared at the expectant fishermen.
"Because you're the smart one!" said Joey.
Ross was angry at them, but he didn't have time now. He had to satisfy the fishermen's hunger for an explanation before they threw more stuff.
Ross cleared his throat and said "Just recently, um, we were invited to go to space with, uh, Victor Von Doom. We had a little accident though, and, uh, we sorta got our DNA scrambled. So we found ourselves with these, powers I guess you could say." He said the last sentence with insecurity, wondering if they'd believe him.
"Well, why'd you kill those guys then?" asked a short man in the back.
"I think they were trying to kill us! We were protecting ourselves, and we had to use some self defense!" explained Ross. "We don't go around killing people!"
The men stood there, looking at them through confused eyes.
"Freaks!" shouted one man.
"Weirdos!" shouted another.
And with that, a second round of tin cans came hurdling towards them. The few reasonable men that had some sympathy for them, tried to stop the angry 'villagers', but didn't get very far.
"Great job," said Chandler sarcastically as they started to row the other direction.
A while later, they pulled into another dock further up north and tied the stolen boat up. They drug themselves out of the boat, felling pretty crappy about themselves. Obviously, the public wasn't going to accept them.
"Guys," said Chandler as they walked down the sidewalks, "let's make a promise never to use our powers in public again."
"Agreed," said everyone else.
No sooner did they finish saying that, a scream came from down the road. They peered down it to see what looked like a bank being robbed.
"We've got to get over there and help!" exclaimed Ross.
"What! No way! They'll just yell at us again!" shouted Chandler.
"So what, we just stand here and let a bank get robbed when we could be preventing it!" said Ross in confusion.
"You can go save their asses, but they'll just turn on you and through more rusty cans at you! And I'll be damned if I'm going to get tetanus from the people we're trying to save!" growled Chandler. He turned on a heel and stomped off the other direction.
They opened their mouths, but were speechless. "Go help the police," said Monica, "I'll go after Chandler."
"But Monica," started Rachel.
"Just go!" shouted Monica as she took off after her husband.
The others shrugged as they headed towards the bank.
"Chandler!" called Monica as she jogged behind him. "Stop and think for a second about what you're doing!"
"That's done and gone. I'm not going out there," he said, not even looking behind him.
"Look," she said as she ran in front of him, "We promised Phoebe."
"And I'm beginning to wish I hadn't,"
"Y'know, this is typical Chandler," said Monica, getting an angry look on her face. "You never give people chances. If we go show people that we're heros, then they wouldn't throw stuff at us! Now I don't know about you, but I'm going to go help my friends. I f you wanna stand here and grumble, fine. But I'm not going to back you up anymore."
And with that, she stomped off, leaving a confused and angry Chandler behind her.
At the bank, Monica showed up to see her friends arguing with two police officers. "We're sorry, but we cannot allow you to pass!" said one officer.
"What's going on?" she asked as she ran up to them.
"The cops won't let us through," said Joey.
Monica sighed and made two cages of wood form around the officers. Their eyes widened as they watched themselves become enclosed in the cage.
"Ma'am, I don't know how you did this but let us out!" cried one officer.
"Sorry, can't," said Monica as they headed up the stairs to the bank. When they entered the bank, the first impact was how large it was. It was like an indoor showroom or something. Anyways, It was filled with at least twenty thugs, stuffing their bags with money.
"Stop!" shouted Ross as he stood in front of the group and puffed up his chest. "We're here to stop you!" He winced at how cheesy that sounded.
They heard a bullet ricochet on the ceiling just above their heads. They all ducked as a batch of bullets were being fired at them.
Only a few minutes later, they were now the hostages of the burglars. This was definately not going as planned.
"Now what?" asked Joey as he was in a head lock.
"I don't know!" cried Phoebe.
When they thought all was lost, something completely unexpected happened. The wall trembled as a perfect circle was being cut out and was pushed down to reveal Chandler, elegantly floating in the air, sparks going off around him.
"CHANDLER!" shouted everyone for joy.
"Hey morons!" shouted Chandler as he looked at a group of burglars making off with bags of money.
They pulled out their guns and were about to fire at him, but he withdrew his arms and legs and a forcefeild of electricity burst out. It knocked them flat on their bottoms and made their hair stand on end.
"Let's get outa here!" screamed the burglars as they hightailed it for the door.
"Not so fast!" said Chandler as he zipped in front of them.
Out in the front of the building, the cops could hear what sounded like a wrestling match going on inside. There was screaming, sounds of stuff breaking and shouts of agony. The police were about ready to barge in there and see what was going on, but they were seeing a spectacular sight at the moment.
All of the hostages came piling out of the building, screaming for joy. Behind them came the friends, exhausted from the fight. Joey was dragging out the burglars who were now tied up in vines. They were either unconscious or they had fainted.
As soon as they stepped out of the building, they were met by an orchestra of applause. They were surprised to hear this because of the incident at the docks, but they were enjoying it nonetheless, especially Chandler. They smiled to see even the police applauding them. They were finally heros.