A familiar theme song started to play…

(Kira is wearing a pink baseball cap and a pink shirt)

Kira is an average teen,

who no one understands

Captain and her boyfriend,

always giving him commands

Mwu and Murrue: ;Blushing; GUNDAM, ENSIGN!

Doom and gloom down in his room,

is broken instantly (Fllay appears, but is then shoved to the side and the door is locked)

For the three crazy freaks

give him whatever he seeks,

For in reality, we are some

Odd People, Very Odd People

Sara: ;holding Birdy; Wings and beaks!

Ashley and Mike: ;holding mini-GouFs; KILLING PURPLE-HAIRED FREAKS!

Odd People, Very Odd People

Really odd, life pod, SEED mod, (Ashley only) FREEDOM, ;crickets chirp;

Kira: Obtuse, rubber GouF, happy pills, apple juice,

Perfect fate, won't be late, rubber chicken, LACUS DATE!

Odd People, Very Odd People,

It makes you green when you're not the teen,

With Very Odd People,

Natarle: Yeah right. ;Poof!; ;She has a Birdy head; TORII!

A wholesome family theme played as Kira found himself in the same room from before, but all by himself and wearing pink baseball cap and a pink t-shirt. He looked down in shock. "WHAT THE HECK!" He blinked, as he wanted to say something a bit more, er, "colorful", but couldn't. He tried to say, er, a different word, but came out saying, "fudge" instead.

"Now, now, Kira," A squeaky voice said from the sky, "This is a family show!"

Kira spun around in shock. "Who's there!"

"Oh, how rude!" A different squeaky voice said. "We didn't even introduce ourselves! Ready, Goddess?"

"Ready, Pink!"

"One, two, three!" The two voices cried.

There was a 'POOF' and two Chibis floated in the air. One looked like a Chibi Lacus, wearing her 'ninja-suit', as it's been dubbed, and the other like a Chibi Cagalli, wearing Cagalli's 'Desert Dawn' outfit… You know the one…

"I'm Pinky!" The Lacus-like Chibi flew into a happy pose where she lifted one arm and lowered another.

"And I'm Goddess!" The other cried, cocking her machine gun in a very Charlies-Angels-esque mode (we don't own that either).

"Not a very nice Chibi…" Pinky grumbled.

"Shaddup…"

The two cleared their throats and smiled for a few minutes, trying not to move their lips.

Kira stared, confused. "What are you waiting for?" He asked.

"Where's Tex?" Pinky grumbled out of the corner of her mouth to Goddess uncharacteristicly.

Suddenly, a Chibi flew through the wall, making Kira yell in fright.

"Sorry I'm late!" She cried in a lowish, "Got stuck in the cartoon-real-life-continuimumuminum…" She trailed off as she couldn't pronounce the word. "Did I come at a bad time?"

"Do your pose!" Pinky grumbled, glaring out of the corner of her eye.

"Oh, right…" The Chibi coughed. She leaped up beneath them and crossed her arms. She wore a black pilot suit, the helmet on the moment. "And I'm- umm… which one of my names should I just now?"

Goddess slapped her frente (forehead) with her Chibi hand.

"Mikey!" Pinky whispered, slightly annoyed.

"I dunwanna say Mikey!" She whined.

Goddess aimed her machine gun and used a demonic Chibi voice. "Say it."
In a very rushed, small voice, "And I'm Mikey!"

They all flew higher and cried, "And we're…" A neon sign appeared above them saying 'Very Odd People'. "YOU'RE VERY ODD PEOPLE!"

Kira nodded. "I can see that." He edged away from them.

"Oh, come on!" Goddess said, rolling her eyes. "We grant you wishes, we make you happy, everything's great!" She paused. "Actually maybe, like, two wishes… Then we leave and go on to the next victim- I mean!- privileged person who requires our services."

Kira tried to take off the pink hat, but it wouldn't budge.

"Oh, that's a side-effect." Pinky smiled. "Sorry!"

"Greaaat…" Kira said in an-overly-sarcastic tone. He stared at Mikey. "Waitasecond… Mikey… Hey, you're that guy!"

Both Pinky and Goddess cringed and flew under the bed wearing bomb helmets.

Mikey twitched. "Guy?" She cracked her knuckles.

"Yeah, guy!" Poor Kira… The fool…

Everything was still. Ba-dum! Ba-dum! Mikey slowly raised her hand towards her helmet. Ba-dum! Ba-dum! Mikey began to pull her helmet off, stopped and turned to Pinky, who was hiding under the bed.

"PINKY! Stop drumming!" Pinky flew out from under the bed holding a drum.

"It just seemed so dramatic." Pinky smiled as Mikey rolled her eyes and pulled her helmet off. Well, tried to.

"Can't. Get. It. Off!" she hissed, struggling for a minute. Finally, Mikey got it off. Long brown hair fell down, revealing the fact to Kira that Mikey was a girl.

Kira's eyes grew wide in shock. "You're… a girl…" Mikey's eyes narrowed.

"Yes." She replied stiffly, trying to fight off the urge to beat him into a bloody pulp. "I'm a girl." Kira stared a moment longer, comprehension dawning on his face.

"Oh, I see, you aren't a girly man like Athrun thought! You're a manly girl like my sister!"

Through the magic of anime and cartoons, from another part of the strange word, Cagalli sneezed.

"Someone's talking about me…"

Mikey cracked her knuckles again.

"All right, that's it!"

((DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF THIS SCENE, THIS COMIC BUBBLES HAVE BEEN PLACD HERE INSTEAD!))

BAM! WAM! KA-POW! SMACK! BOOOOOM!

Kira twitched, laying against the wall.

"Okay…" Mikey said, smiling. "That's good enough."

"Excuse me?" Goddess said, no longer in her squeaky voice. "Can we please stop with these stupid fake helium voices? I mean, I can't stand it!"

"All right…" Pinky sighed, also in her original voice.

"Wait," Kira said, slowly realizing this. "You're… Ashley, Sara!" He cried, pointing to Goddess and Pinky in turn.

The two nodded. "Thaat's right! And we're here to grant your wishes!"

"How do I wish for somethin'?" Kira asked.

"Easy!" Sara chirped. "You just have to say, 'I wish,' blah blah blah, and then whatever you wish for will come true! Just make sure you choose your wishes carefully."

Kira smiled what could have been described evilly, but before he could open his mouth Ashley broke in.

"However, there are a few rules…called Da Rules," Ashley added.

"Why did we have to bring that thing anyway…?" Mike muttered.

"SILENCE!" Ashley screamed. Then she smiled. "Some of these rules include that you cannot maim a person, injure them in any way, kill them, break true love, or make somebody love you," she finished.

"So just say something!" Pinky said. "We haven't got all day, you know. We're on a schedule!"

Kira looked flustered. "Fine, fine. Well…" He thought of the possibilities.

Suddenly, a knife flew through the open window, aimed at Kira.

On impulse, he screamed, "I WISH THAT KNIFE WOULD STOP!"

With the flick of her wrist, Pinky made the knife stop in midair and clatter to the floor. Mikey picked it up. She saw that there was something engraved on the handle.

"It says," Mike started, "C.Y.A."

Kira moaned. "My loving sister."

"Well, one wish down, one to go," Pinky chimed.

"What!" Kira groaned in protest.

"Sorry, that's life," Pinky retaliated. "What's your next wish?"

"This one I've given some thought," Kira said thoughtfully (I'm so creative…). "I would want to get enough courage to ask Lacus to go on a date with me!"

Pinky grinned. "Put it in wish form!"

Mikey and Goddess glanced at one another, knowing what the Pink Princess was thinking. Just one slip in Kira's words… He would be going on a date with the Chibi Lacus instead of the real one.

"What do we do?" Mikey asked.

Goddess's eyes lit up. "I have a plan!"

With a poof that said IDEA, she was gone. Kira opened his mouth to talk, but then stopped, hearing a little voice somewhere in his head.

"I wish that I could go on a date with the one and only Lacus Clyne, daughter of Siegel Clyne, former fiancé to my best friend Athrun Zala, and pop princess of PLANTs and Earth." A little 'pop' was heard and Goddess reappeared behind Mikey, grinning.

"Mind suggestion rules."

Kira blinked. "Wow, that was an oddly specific wish… I wonder where it came from…"

Pinky sighed deeply. "Oookay…"

POOF!

Kira opened his eyes… and he was in the exact same place as he was before.

"What!" He cried, looking around franticly. "Where's Lacus!" He turned Chibi.

"You never said right now…" Pinky said slyly.

Mikey held out a hand to Goddess and the Cagalli-double sighed.

"Here ya go…" She handed her five dollars.

"Yes! Thank you technicalities!"

"Well, our work here is done!" Pinky said cheerfully.

"W-wait!" Kira practically screamed. "What about my date with Lacus!"

"All in good time, Kira, all in good time…" Pinky, a.k.a. Sara, said, repeating herself from the 1st chapter. Kira shivered.

"Don't worry, Kira." Goddess-chan patted his head. "We're big Kiracus fans ourselves."

"….Kiracus?" Kira looked at them strangely.

Silence. "Uh, we should go!" The three disappeared and Kira was back in his old clothes.

"HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS ROOM!"

A familiar song starts once again…

(Athrun now dons the pink hat and pink shirt)

Athrun is an average teen, who no one understands

Daddy and the nutcase always giving him commands

Patrick and Rau: DESTROY THE STRIKE!

Doom and gloom down in his room, is broken instantly

For the three crazy freaks give him whatever he seeks,

For in reality, we are some

Odd People, Very odd people

Sara: ;holding Birdy; Wings and beaks!

Ashley and Mike: ;holding mini-GouFs; KILLING PURPLE-HAIRED FREAKS!

Odd People, Very Odd People

Really odd, life pod, SEED mod, (Ashley only) JUSTICE, ;crickets chirp;

Athrun: Obtuse, rubber GouF, shiny ring, apple juice,

Perfect fate, won't be late, rubber chicken, CAGALLI DATE! (ASUCAGA FOREVER!)(Cagalli is in different dimension and can't see to throw her knife, but will get revenge some day).

Odd People, Very Odd People,

It makes you green when you're not the teen,

With Very Odd People,

Yzak: Yeah right.

;Poof!; ;Has pink hair and lipstick; ;high girly scream;

Another wholesome family theme played, and Athrun now found himself in a kitchen wearing a pink hat and pink shirt.

"I knew it was a bad idea to wear that pink shirt…" Athrun grumbled, "But this is more of a hot pink…" He realized what he said. "Mom bought it for me…"

Athrun didn't really realize that he was talking to himself, but a loud 'POOF!' and he leaped back. Three Chibis appeared, one that looked like a Chibi Lacus, a Chibi Cagalli, and a person in black armor.

"I'm Pinky!" The Chibi Lacus cried.

"And I'm Goddess!" The Chibi Cagalli chimed in.

There was silence.

"Come on, Mikey!" Goddess snarled. "Say it!"

"No." She crossed her arms across her chest. "It's Tex, or nothing!"

"But-!"

"Nope!"

The two sighed. "Fine…"

'Mikey' grinned. "And I'm Tex!"

The three flew up and the neon sign appeared. "AND WE'RE…" They all grinned, "YOUR VERY ODD PEOPLE!"

"Yeah, I can see that…" Athrun said dryly.

"Does everybody say that?" Goddess muttered.

Sai popped out of nowhere. "With your given track record, I don't blame them!"

"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE UNTIL LATER!"

"But I'm almost as almighty and powerful as you are!" He pointed out.

"…" The three stared at him before they simultaneously said, "Almost. We can still harm you…"

Sai sighed (haha…) and disappeared.

Athrun, now very disturbed, asked, "What the heck is going on here?" A pause. "Wait, I can't-"

"Yeah, family show, blah, blah, blah." Goddess said, waving her hands.

"We already went through this with Kira," Pinky explained.

"No fair!" Athrun grumbled.

"What?" Tex said. "You still get your own theme song, not everyone is that lucky!"

He was silent for a moment and then, "Wait, where's that Mike person you said would be here?"

Tex sighed. "That would be me."

"A girl?"

"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A GIRL! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU MEN!" Tex snarled, shaking her fists.

Athrun quickly shook his head at the déjà vu. "Too freaky…"

Goddess patted Tex on the head. "Don't worry; I'm sure you'll get some sympathy from Cagalli…"

She sniffed a little, but then turned back to her moody self.

Goddess cleared her throat. "Now, you may be wondering why we're here."

"Yeah, maybe a little…" Athrun mumbled.

"Well, as you may have guessed from our voices, we're Ashley and Sara, and our friend Mike. We are here to grant you any two wishes you want!"

"… Any two wishes?" Athrun said, raising his eyebrows self-conciously.

"Well, there are some rules…" Pinky said. "You can't wish anyone injured, maimed, beaten, or dead… Or you can't use our powers to win something, and you can't destroy true love."

"But you guys can do anything, right?" Athrun asked hopefully.

"While we're in this world, we have to play by at least some of their rules." Tex sighed.

"You see, this isn't exactly our world." Goddess scratched the back of her head.

Athrun frowned a bit and Goddess made a mental note to arrange a surprise for him later. She just wanted to nice today… For now…

"So," Goddess started, "What do you want to wish for?"

Athrun had to think on this one. He thought back to the interview and then his eyes widened.

"I got it!"

"Yes?" Goddess held her wand at the ready.

"I wish I had a new idea for a robotic creature!"

Goddess smirked slyly. "Why?"

"…" Athrun glared.

"You're not supposed to ask why!" Pinky and Tex yelled in her ears. "You have to answer!"

Goddess sighed and then tried to regain hearing in her left ear. "Fine, fine…" She waved her wand.

Athrun closed his eyes and waited for a new idea to hit him. He opened them a few seconds later. "Why isn't anything happening?"

Tex sighed. "You guys really have to understand that we're into technicalities here."

"It'll hit you eventually." Pinky said, smiling encouragingly.

Athrun sighed.

"Next wish?" Goddess asked, hoping she could yell her favorite phrase again.

There was a loud drum roll for an Asucaga moment. Goddess almost couldn't hold in her excitement and joy.

"I wish…" Athrun began,

"Yeah, yeah!" Goddess's eyes got really wide and she could feel herself ready to leap into the air.

"For a cooler name!"

There was a moment of silence.

"Um, aren't you supposed to wave your wand now?"

"No."

"Excuse me?"

"NO! NO, NO, NO!" Goddess started to go insane (FLLAY MOMENT!).

"What!"

"I refuse to grant it, I refuse!"

"You can't do that, Goddess!" Tex scolded.

"Yeah!" Pinky added, "You have to grant the wish."

"NO! I DON'T WANNA!"

"Goddess…"

Goddess went double-Chibi and started to sob. "WHAAAAAAAA! WHAAAAAA!"

Goddess banged Athrun on the head with her wand.

"OW!" He cried.

"I still granted it!" Goddess yelled.

"Well?" Athrun asked. "What's my cooler name?"

"Asuran." Tex and Pinky said while Goddess screamed and wailed.

"What? That's the same as my old one!" Asuran cried, grumbling.

"No," Pinky said, "It's spelled A-S-U-R-A-N."

"But-but…"

"I granted it!" Goddess yelled. "IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR! THERE WAS NO ASUCAGA IN THE LAST FEW EPISODES OF GUNDAM SEED DESTINY! THERE WAS HARDLY ANY AT ALL! TEN MONTHS, TEN MONTHS!" She was restrained by Pinky and Tex while Asuran looked on in confusion.

"Gundam SEED Destiny? First Gundam SEED, now this… Why are these girls making up these weird names? What next? Gundam SEED Eternity?"

Goddess yelled, "I WANT MY ASUCAGA GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT!"

She launched herself at the 'camera' and a rainbow screen was shown.

((PLEASE STAND BY FOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULITIES!))

The next thing that happened was Goddess twitching and Asuran backing away from her. She was dragged off by Tex and Pinky and Asuran staring.

"Bye! Sorry for all the trouble!" Pinky yelled.

Asuran blinked and then sighed. "Where can I somehow get my old name back and not spend a lot of money?" His face lit up. "TO THE INTERNET!"

Once again, the theme starts…

(Mwu wears a typical pencil-pusher suit)

Mwu-san is an average guy, who no one understands

Captain and Lieutenant always giving him commands

Natarle and Murrue: HE'S MINE!

Doom and gloom down in his room, is broken instantly

For the three crazy freaks give him whatever he seeks,

For in reality, we are some

Odd People, Very odd people

Sara: ;holding Birdy; Wings and beaks!

Ashley and Mike: ;holding mini-GouFs; KILLING PURPLE-HAIRED FREAKS!

Odd People, Very Odd People

Really odd, life pod, Mask mod, (Ashley only) STRIKE-KU, ;crickets chirp;

Mwu: Obtuse, rubber GouF, Mobile Armor, apple juice,

Perfect fate, won't be late, rubber chicken, CAPTAIN DATE!

Odd People, Very Odd People,

It's not fly when you're not the guy,

With Very Odd People,

Rau: Yeah right.

;Poof!; ;is seen without his mask; ;GASP!;

Mwu found himself in a small office wearing a pencil-pusher outfit.

"WHAT THE FLIP!" He blinked. "WHAT THE HOLY MOTHER OF FLIP, WHY'D I SAY THAT!"

"Family show." Three Chibis floating in the air said in unison.

"Who are you guys!" Poor Mwu-san…

A Chibi-Lacus smiled. "I'm Pinky!"

A Chibi wearing a black flight suit cried, "And I'm Tex!"

"Wait," Mwu said, picking up on something. "You can't be that Mike-guy, can you?"

"I'M A GIRL!" Pinky restrained her as she tried to kill the second half of her favorite couple (Tex's couple).

"Remember, there would be no more Mwu and Murrue!" Pinky said in sing-song voice.

"… Darn you…" She turned to Mwu. "I'll let you live for Murrue … if you kiss her … a lot!"

Mwu tried to restrain his happiness. "I can live with that." (Mike: MWU/MURRUE FOREVER!) (Ashley: NO! ASUCAGA FOREVER, ASUCAGA!) (Sara: KIRACUSKIRACUSKIRACUS!) (Ashley: ASUCAGA! ASU, ASU, ASU! –BEEEEEEEEEP-)

The last Chibi, a Cagalli-like one, was sulking. Tex hit her on the head.

"And I'm dead inside…" She said in a voice that sounded, well, dead.

"She's Goddess…" Pinky and Tex sighed.

"AND WE'RE…" A neon sign appeared, "YOUR VERY ODD PEOPLE!"

"I can see that." Mwu said simply.

"DOES EVERYBODY SAY THAT!" Tex yelled, her lower left eyelid twitching.

"Now," Tex started, "We are going to give you two wishes; they can be whatever you want, as long as you abide by Da Rulez."

"'Da Rulez'?" Mwu asked, cocking his eyebrow.

"Yeah," Pinky cried, "You can't wish anyone injured, maimed, beaten, dead, you can't use our powers to win something, and you can't destroy true love."

Mwu blinked. "Okay… So I can wish for anything else?"

"Yeah!" Tex said, grinning. "Could you wish that those two would shut up?" She gestured to her partners in crime. "They won't stop singing!"

Goddess sulked.

"Well, accept for that one… But she normally does!"

Pinky added, "Her favorite song is Akatsuki no Kuruma!"

"AKATSUKI!" Goddess brightened up.

"There we go." Tex grinned.

"IT REMINDS ME OF ASUCAGA!" She went ultra-Chibi-gloom-mode.

"And there she goes…" Tex sighed.

"Don't you like Lacus's singing?" Pinky asked.

"That's not Lacus." Tex grumbled.

Pinky then started singing Quiet Night.

"IN THIS QUIET NIGHT, I'M WAITING FOR YOU-"

Tex shoved a sock in her mouth. "THAT'S ENOUGH!"

Mwu just kinda stood there. "Oookay… Can I have my wishes now?"

"As long as you kiss her…" Tex started. "A LOT!"

"Done and done."

"Alright… what do you wish for?"

"Ummm…" Mwu stroked his chin in thought. "I want to make the impossible possible?"

"But you already can make the impossible possible!" Pinky said, confused.

Mwu sighed. "Yes, but I want to make it definite."

Tex's eyes lit up and surpressed a giggle. "You want to go on a date with Murrue, don't you?"

Mwu hung his head in shame. "…Yes…"

Tex began twitching from happiness. "PUT IT IN WISH FORM!" she shrieked and began hopping around the room. "WISH FORM! WISH FORM!"

"WHY DO THEY GET HAPPINESS AND NOT MEEEEE?" Goddess wailed. Everyone ignored her.

Mwu sweatdropped. "Er… I wish I could go on a date with Murrue!"

Tex smirked and waved her wand.

POOF!

Mwu frowned when he saw he was still in the crazy place. "HEY! HOW COME I'M NOT ON A DATE!"

Pinky sighed. "You didn't specify that you wanted to go on a date now. It'll happen soon though."

"Yeah, I would have transported you right away, but you still have one more wish," Tex grumbled, clearly disappointed.

Mwu sighed and tried to think of another wish. "Athrun said you guys can change names. I want a new name! Let's face it, the name Mwu is just plain sad. So, can you change it?"

"Yes we can!" Pinky smiled. "Wait… Athrun? His name is Asuran!"

"Actually, he bought his name back on the internet," Mwu corrected her.

"Figures…" Pinky muttered.

"WASTED WISH, WASTED WISH!" Goddess cried, flying around in circles. "I WANT MY ASUCAGA, I WANT MY ASUCAGA! ASUCAGA!" She crashed into a wall. She sat up and, in a very eerie Gollum voice (don't own LotR), said, "The Precioussss… I wantsss it… I needssss it!"

Everyone edged away from her and let her twitch in peace.

"Well, if you want," Tex said, trying to avoid Goddess's rant, "You can wish for a cooler name too!"

Mwu nodded hesitantly. "Okay, I wish my name was cool!"

Tex flicked her wrist and there was a loud poof.

POOF!

"You're new name is Neo," she told him, grinning proudly. "Now, good-bye!" she steered Neo towards the door. Suddenly, Athrun ran in.

"MWU! I found your old name on the internet so I bought it back for you."

Mwu, turned Neo, turned Mwu again sighed. "Why me… Why me!"

Goddess sighed as they floated in the information-super highway, getting to the next victim- er, I mean!- privileged person.

"Aw, come one, Goddess!" Pinky cried, patting her on the back. "What have you learned today?"

"That Fukuda is evil… EVIL!" Goddess yelled, her arms twitching.

"But he's the one who invented Asucaga in the first place!"

"HE DEPRIVED ME! EVIL!"

"Oh, I can't take it anymore!" Tex screamed. She flew over to Goddess and started slapping her across the face repeatedly. "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!"

Goddess blinked and suddenly looked very loopy. "The happy people are coming to take me to the little white house with the picket fence and all the pretty-"

Tex slapped her again.

"ASUCAGAASUCAGAASUCAGA! I NEED-"

Slap.

"-flowers and bunnies and birdies in the backyard (Birdy: BIRDY!)."

"You leave me no choice." Tex grumbled. "Here are the choices: I can hit you with a mallet. I can punch you. I can kick you. I can slap you. Or I can eat cake." She paused. "Wait, not that last one…"

"Pretty flowers… They're coming to take me away!" Goddess screamed.

"I guess that means mallet." Tex raised the mallet high and Pinky held up a black screen.

"I'm the censor!" Pinky cried.

WHAM!

Goddess-chan came out from behind it. "I needed that…"

Tex came out now. "Tune into our next edition of Gundam SEED Randomness! It'll come when we next all get together, because this chapter took too long! See if the rest will live!"