A/N: We're baaaack! Hello, all! There are two reasons why we have not updated. 1.) school. 2.) homework. But, now we're back for at least one chapter! Please ignore our bad rhymes. So, therefore…
Fields of Hope first starts playing then abruptly stops.
Pinky popped in. "Heh, sorry about that…"
The CORRECT song starts to play.
Lacus is an average teen, who no one understands
Singing songs of peace that have made her many fans.
Random fan (;coughMeercough;): GO LACUS!
Pink and sparkles in her room, are illuminated instantly
For the three crazy freaks give her whatever she seeks,
For in reality, we are some
Odd People, Very odd people
Sara: ;holding Birdy; Wings and beaks!
Ashley and Mike: ;holding mini-GouFs; KILLING PURPLE-HAIRED FREAKS!
Odd People, Very Odd People
Really odd, life pod, SEED mod, (Ashley only) ETERNAL,; crickets chirp;
Lacus: Obtuse, rubber GouF, world peace, apple juice,
Perfect fate, won't be late, rubber chicken, KIRA DATE!
Odd People, Very Odd People,
It makes you green when you're not the teen,
With Very Odd People,
Patrick Zala: Yeah right.
;Poof!; ;She has a haro head; HARO!
Now looking very different from the guys before her, but not much different from usual, Lacus stood in the center of a stage wearing a pink dress and a pink headband –oh, sorry, sparkly pink headband.
Lacus just blinked. 'Where am I?' she thought.
Once again, the three members of VOP poofed onto the stage. "Hello, Lacus!" They were not trying to sound like fairies anymore. They all took out C.D.s. "SIGN!"
"Um, all right…" Lacus looked hesitantly at three girls. Are they…? A pen magically appeared and she started to sign.
"SING!"
"Um, all right…" I really think we should be getting on with this story… Wait…
Three songs, two encores, and multiple signings later, Lacus decided to put her foot down… As much as she could, that is. She didn't want to make them mad or upset. "Um, shouldn't you three girls be granting me some wishes, considering you're fairies, that is…? Not that I really want anything, but, um," She then noticed that Tex's eyes were shining. "Are you okay?"
"SHE CALLED ME A GIRL!" The armor-clad Chibi fairy cried.
"Is… that a bad thing?" Lacus questioned.
"NO, NO, NO!" Tex spun around in the air.
Pinky started to explain. "You see, Tex here-."
"Tex?" Lacus inquired.
"Oh…gosh. Oops." She coughed.
A moment of silence passed before a neon sign popped up.
"I'm Pinky!" the Lacus-clone squealed.
"I'm Tex!" the black-clad girl smirked.
"AND I JUST GOT OUT OF REHAB!" the mini-Cagalli screeched. Still smiling, Tex smacked her on the back of the head. The other girl smiled wider. "AND I'M GODDESS!"
"AND WE'RE," the three of them said together, "YOUR VERY ODD PEOPLE!" An awkward silence as the neon stayed dark. "Gimme a second." Tex flew down and plugged it in, causing beautiful sparks to fly everywhere.
Lacus just stood there. "…that's very nice…"
Pinky flew down toward her. "And we're here to grant you 2 wishes! And, although I know you wouldn't, you can't wish anyone injured, beaten, maimed, or dead, and you can't destroy or make true love. However…"
"YOU CAN HELP IT ALONG!" Goddess squealed. She then thought, Why am I always speaking in caps?
If Pinky could read her thoughts, she didn't care. "SOOO… what does the Pink Princess of Peace want from us?"
Lacus blinked again. "Do you mean me…?" she clarified.
"Of course I mean you!" Pinky said rather sharply.
Lacus looked as if she was about to go chibi.
Goddess swooped down and gave her a hug. Lacus just looked at her funny.
"Sorry, I thought you were going to go chibi." Wow, I didn't talk in caps that time!
"You look familiar to me…not in personality, but in looks." Lacus said curiously to Goddess. She turned to Pinky. "And you-"
"We know," Tex interjected. (That's a fun word!)
"ANYway," Pinky said, "do you know what you would like?"
"Hmmm…" Lacus said. Then, the light bulb dinged over her head. "I know! I wish for world peace."
All three sweatdropped. "Well, as much as we want to grant that, Destiny prevents it," Pinky tried to explain.
Goddess's eye twitched. "AND THE THIRD ONE!" Dang it, I'm talking in caps again..."
"Would that be Eternity?" Tex asked.
"Getting off-topic..." Pinky warned.
"LET'S ASK SAI!" Goddess squealed in a bored voice. (?)
Sai poofed in. "You called?" Tex and Goddess pointed to the words above. "There's a third one!" You could see the new hope dawning on his face.
"That either means you didn't get the memo, or…" Tex started as Goddess started jumping back and forth from foot to foot.
Sai then smiled. "YES!" There was a brief pause. "Hey, I remember that now! It was recently announced on Gunta that there would be a series and… oh crud." The hope died in a bloody and gruesome way. Sai sulked away. "I'll be going now…"
"MOVING ON!" Pinky cried.
"I think I know what I want to wish for now," Lacus said quietly.
The three girls went silent. "Yeees?"
"I'd like Meer to feel more comfortable about herself."
"Awwww!" the girls said. "Wait…can we do that?" Pinky said.
"Remember: Episodes 46 and 47!" Goddess said. NO MORE CAPS! Wait…
"Alright!" Pinky said cheerily, and flicked her wand.
All of a sudden, slow motion, Goddess realized what happened in those episodes. "NOOOO (slow motion)(Darth Vader)!"
-POOF!- (slow motion)
(Back to normal) Goddess sobbed. "NOOOO!"
"Did I do something wrong…?" Lacus said, confused.
Tex realized why Goddess was crying. "No, we did…" Tex raised her wand. "But first…" She poofs herself a cell phone. After a short conversation, Tex seemed pleased with herself.
The ride Meer had been on for the past … for a very long time suddenly came to a halt. She stumbled out, her hair all frizzy. Her eyes were wide. "The sudden burst of adrenalin has sparked my brain! I'm going to go off and write another version of In This Quiet Night! And then, a little toe-tapper called Emotion! And if they don't like it… Tough."
She then skipped off.
Then, over the time-space-continuimumuminum, Goddess was on her knees. "NOOOOOO- Wait…" She grinned at her friend. "Thanks Mike!"
Lacus blinked. "You're Mike?"
Tex smirked. "That's my name, don't wear it out!"
Lacus smiled. "I had a feeling."
Tex beamed. "Okay, take it Pinky!"
"THANK YOU!" Pinky cried. "That was really sweet of you, Lacus. But how about you wish for something for yourself?"
"Well…" Lacus thought about it. "I'd like the ULTIMATE HARO!" Her voice echoed. Pink-chan (THE HARO) flew in.
"Myta. Myta! Haro!" (translation: Thanks. I'm not loved.) Then he flew out.
"COMING RIGHT UP!" Pinky smiled.
POOF!
Lacus looked at a giant haro, trying not to hide her disappointment. "It's…puce." (Shameless Plug: We got this idea from Know Your Stars: Gundam SEED style. We do not own it. Go read it. And review. NOW. IT ROCKS!)
"You can paint it teal!" Pinky said cheerfully.
Goddess scratched her chin. "Isn't that the color of Yzak's eye shadow?"
;cricket chirp; ;cricket chirp;
Somehow, or the time-space-continuimumuminum… (DARN IT!), Yzak sneezed. "Why do they hate me?"
A voice echoed, "We don't hate you, Yzak, we're just telling the truth!"
One voice that sounded different to Yzak cried, "AND GIVING SHIHO-SAMA BLACKMAIL!" … "Did I just say that out loud?"
A sign that read 'YES!' with the name 'Shiho' on it dropped from the sky in front of Yzak.
Yzak screamed and thudded his head on the wall.
"Okay, have fun!" Pinky cried. They poofed away.
Lacus stared at the giant haro for a few seconds. "…I'll go get the paint…"
Goddess started to whine. "Sara, you've already had your Kiracus," she turned to Tex, "and you've already had your Mwurrue! When am I gonna get my Asucaga!"
"You got it in the Destiny Christmas special thing." Tex pointed out.
"And anyway, we're going to Cagalli next."
"YAY!"
Cagalli is an average teen, who no one understands,
Daddy and Kisaka always giving her commands.
Lord Uzumi and Kisaka: GET IN THE DRESS!
Doom and gloom down in her room, is broken instantly
Goddess: Because Athru- ;Tex glares; ;sulk; ;song resumes;
For the three crazy freaks give her whatever she seeks,
For in reality, we are some
Odd People, Very odd people
Sara: ;holding Birdy; Wings and beaks!
Ashley and Mike: ;holding mini-GouFs; KILLING PURPLE-HAIRED FREAKS!
Odd People, Very Odd People
Really odd, life pod, SEED mod, (Ashley only) STIKE ROGUE! … For now…; crickets chirp a lot;
Cagalli: Obtuse, rubber GouF, shiny ring, apple juice,
Perfect fate, won't be late, rubber chicken, ATHRUN DATE!
Odd People, Very Odd People,
It makes you green when you're not the teen,
With Very Odd People,
Yuuna: Yeah right.
;Poof!; ;the mini-GouFs Ashley and Mike had falls on top of him from the sky;
Cagalli was not happy. She stood in the center of a bathroom. A guy's pink bathroom. A pink room. Wearing a dress. A pink dress. With a headband. A sparkly pink headband. No, not happy at all.
The three fairies poofed in and were just about to say their introduction when Cagalli said in bored pissed off voice, "You're Pinky. You're Goddess. You're Tex."
They closed their mouths. "How'd you know that?" Goddess asked.
"Well, I knew you two before," She said to the two, remember her Chibi incident, "even though they look like miniature versions of Lacus and me," the she looked at Goddess, "nice choice by the way," she then looked at Tex, "and by process of elimination, you would have to be that other girl Mike, but also called Tex."
Tex's eyes widened. "You knew I was a girl?"
"You'd have to be because they were so obviously building up suspense with never saying your gender (saying Mike instead of 'he' or 'she') and besides, those two aren't the kind of people who would have friends that were guys." Cagalli added.
Goddess yelled. "I HAVE A FRIEND THAT'S A GUY!" She paused. "Several, actually."
Pinky just floated there. "That was an insult."
"That, and I get all the information because I'm a princess." Cagalli added as an afterthought.
They all sweatdropped. Tex recovered first. "You knew I was a girl?" She asked again, still stunned that someone besides Lacus could tell.
"Even if I didn't have all that information, isn't it fairly obvious?" Cagalli asked.
"Obviously not!" She trailed off. "Excuse me for a moment while I go kill these guys for making me sound like I'm a guy."
"Hey, hey, we created this world!" Pinky said crossly. "We just invited you!"
"But she's kinda becoming a main character right now…" Goddess muttered.
Pinky nudged her. "Shut up." She mumbled through the side of her mouth.
"Like I care!" Tex cried.
"Of course you care or we wouldn't be having this conversation and eating up the fic!" Pinky retorted.
"Oh, yeah, right…" Cough.
Goddess cleared her throat. "MOVING ON!" She grinned at Cagalli. "Would you believe that I almost went insane from your boyfriend?"
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!" Cagalli yelled.
"The how did you know who I'm talking about?"
"… Crud."
"Anyway, we're here to-"
"I already know what you're here to do; I already know the rules; gimme the wishes." Cagalli rushed.
"Wow, you really do know everything, huh?" Goddess said.
"I wish for a really big, gold, shiny, powerful weapon! (yeah, you know where I'm going with this)" Cagalli wished.
"Wow, that was very specific." Tex blinked.
"GRANTED!" Goddess cheered.
-POOF!-
There, shining in the sun (yeah, we burst a hole in the roof) (the Akatsuki had to get in somehow), stood the one, the only, the AKATSUKI.
Cagalli drooled over the destructiveness and the shininess, but mostly the destructiveness. Mike drooled over the shininess and the destructiveness, but mostly the shininess. Goddess drooled over the destructiveness and the shininess equal. She drooled at lot. A lot a lot. A lot a lot a lot. Heck, she glomped it. Pinky just put her hands over her face.
"MY EYES!"
Cagalli looked up in wonder. "It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen…"
Suddenly, a large army uniform-clad fairy (?) poofed in, a HUGE wand in his hands. Fire erupted behind him in three large bursts. Everyone except Goddess backed away. She screamed in rage.
"RYAN! What are you doing here!" She cried. "YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE GUNDAM SEED! (Cagalli: Huh?)"
"I am Jorgen Von Strangle." The large fairy (?) stated in an Austrian accent. "And this is extra credit for German class."
"But you're speaking in an Austrian accent!" Ashley whined.
"That's beside the point." He continued. Then, in a normal voice, "And I was just here to change the walls to a more manly color and then use the shower."
"IN A DIFFERENT DIMINSION?"
He shrugged. "I felt creative. And maybe I wanted to visit my little sister."
"More like torture…" Ashley grumbled.
Then, he looked up at the Akatsuki. He then said in his Austrian accent. "I'm afraid you cannot keep that."
"WHAT!" Cagalli yelled.
"You are too young to use that Mobile Suit. You must be at least 18 years old and in a sequel."
Cagalli started to open up her mouth to say "I-wish-I-was-18-years-old", but then stopped. "Isn't worth it…"
Ryan then blinked at her. "Wait, you're a girl?"
"RAAAAAHHHHH!" Cagalli launched herself at him and he just stood there. She started punching and hurting him in anyway she could.
"Won't do any good because you CONT HERT RYAN!"
"Oh, go back to Florida!" Ashley cried. She then muttered in an undertone, "You'll thank me later."
He shrugged and poofed away. Cagalli frowned. "What did he mean by 'a sequel'?"
Goddess sighed. "You don't want to know… Really…" She paused. "I don't want to know…" She sniffled.
"Ummm…"
Tex coughed, trying to shove away the bad thoughts. "Anyway, how about your next wish?"
Cagalli frowned. "Hmmm…" She grinned. "Well, ever since I threw away my gun when I was Chibi, I've needed a new one."
Goddess twitched slightly. "New… gun?"
"Um, yeah…" Cagalli said. She then perked up. "I wish for (Goddess died on the inside) a really big gun that has a homing lock-on feature, unlimited ammo, and looks REALLY FREAKIN' COOL! … And I have it right now."
Goddess sniffled and sighed. "I have screen-caps…"
"Yes, use the screen-caps," Pinky nodded.
"And grant the wish." Tex finished.
-POOF!-
Cagalli grinned as she held her new gun. Goddess dropped her wand from sadness and, through a strange gust of wind, it blew toward Cagalli and hit her mouth. She put a hand to a tooth. "Ow…"
Goddess shrieked. "Oh my God, I'm so sorry!" She flew toward Cagalli and started flying around in circles.
Cagalli blinked. "Ow… Good thing it's not loose or else I'd have to give it to the Tooth Fairy."
The three just floated there.
"Don't tell me you don't believe in the Tooth Fairy?" Cagalli raised an eyebrow. They didn't reply. "Well, in our high-technology time, since you obvious don't have much in the way of technology,"
"Gee, thanks." Tex fleeped.
"We're determined that the Tooth Fairy actually exists and lives in Florida."
Goddess paled. "NOOOOOO!"
Cagalli blinked. "What, what'd I do?"
Pinky slapped her forehead. "The Tooth Fairy… Jorgen Von Strangle…"
There was the loud –POOF!- and Ryan appeared, the flames erupting around him.
"IT WAS ONLY A COINCIDENCE!" Goddess whined.
He snatched up the gun. "Just for that, I take this." He was about to leave, but then glared. "Just you wait until I get back from Florida." He then poofed out.
Cagalli looked back and forth. "What just- why did- … oh…" She groaned. "Life sucks."
Tex grinned. "Obviously you're not that advanced." She then smirked (again…), "I have a gun for you though… it's a sniper rifle." She held up the said weapon.
Pinky cocked her head, "Where'd you get that?" she asked.
"Weeeell, I might have been roaming around in the Red Vs Blue universe once… and that might have been why I was late for Kira… heh. Anyway, there was this guy from Blue Command with a package for Tucker… and he accidentally dropped it… so yeah… Here you go!" She handed Cagalli the gun.
Somewhere over the cartoon-time-space-continuimumuminum…
"Man, where's my sniper rifle! The shipment was supposed to come in two months ago!" A man in teal armor's cry echoed throughout Blood Gulch. There was a pause. "Give me yours Church."
"Shut up Tucker."
Cagalli snatched up the sniper rifle with a grin. "Why, thank you!"
"Now, we'll be going!" Pinky grinned.
Goddess eyed the princess. "But one day… One day…" Her eye twitched.
"What's wrong with-?"
Tex and Pinky said at the same time, "Rehab."
As the poof off, you could still hear, "ASUCAGA!" echoing off the walls.
Silence. "Why am I still in this dress?" Cagalli looked at her sniper rifle and smirked. "Oh, Yuuuuna!"
A/N: Hello all! That wasn't as long as we'd thought it would be, and we will be cutting some people out for wishes (it will still be awesome though), but we're going to (hopefully) get up a short prologue for another fic-thing we're starting for another little plot. Yes, it would be following all the information we've given here, so short inside jokes would apply. We just really want to type this idea out as it's driving us insane (and it's really, really, funny). We'll probably put it in this large fic when this plot is done, but, until then… A few lines from the fic to get you hooked, maybe not in order.
"We're going to send you through time since we have to go school."
"… Why is everything changing?"
"WHY AM I WEARING A DRESS!"
"Wait a minute, he's Japanese…"
"I'll destroy it!"
"'The Salem Dress-Maker Trial'!"
"WHY AM I STILL WEARING A DRESS!"
"You want a cookie?"
"Should we get out of here?"
"… My. Hair."
And, last but so not least…
"AT LEASTYOU HAVEPANTS!"
Well, there ya go! Read and review! … And Picup, please update your Fruits Basket/Gundam SEED crossover! We all love it!