A/N: HELLO AUEL! … ALL…! We're back, and we will hopefully finish the VOP segment in this chapter! Now, while we've been away, one of the members of our 'team' has made a little treat for you all. Our little advertisement! (THANKS, MIKE!) Now, this will help us in two ways. One: This will get us new readers, and Two: You can finally get an idea of what we look like. Now, these were drawn by Mike, so- ;gun comes up to the side of Ashley's head; Eep! ;turns into a puddle;

Sara: Btw, if you wish (sry), you can tell us what you imagined us to look like…and you had better not say that I looked like a baboon! Meh.

Mike: ;singing; Sing sing, a happy song, na na na, ;gets shoved; What, it's IN THE VIDEO!

Ashley: ;now non-puddle; The link is in the profile, because this site is mean.

Milly is an average teen, who no one understands,

Captain and Lieutenant always giving her commands.

Murrue and Natarle: GET TO WORK!

Doom and gloom down in her room, is broken instantly

For the three crazy freaks

Give her whatever she seeks,

For in reality, we are some

Odd People, Very odd people

Sara: ;holding Birdy; Wings and beaks!

Ashley and Mike: ;holding mini-GouFs; KILLING PURPLE-HAIRED FREAKS!

Odd People, Very Odd People

Really odd, life pod, SEED mod, (Ashley only) MIKE-POWER! Mike: What the-! ;crickets chirp a lot;

Milly: Obtuse, rubber GouF, pointy knife, apple juice,

Perfect fate, won't be late, rubber chicken, TOLLE DATE! (Dearka: ;gloom;)

Odd People, Very Odd People,

It makes you green when you're not the teen,

With Very Odd People,

Kuzzey: Yeah right.

;Poof!; ;gets blinded by a camera flash;

"Wow, this dress is pretty cool!" Milly said to herself as she twirled herself in the sparkly dress. "Wait a second, how-never mind."

"You look good in it, too!" Dearka exclaimed as he popped out of nowhere.

"Shaddup." she said disgustedly. Then a voice came down from the sky.

"Dearka! What are you doing here?"

"SAI DID IT!" Dearka then poofed away again.

"For goodness sake…" Pinky floated down. She turned to Milly. "So…how's life?"

"You wouldn't happen to be Pinky, would you?" Miriallia said hesitantly.

"Yup, that's my name!" she said cheerfully. Then, a girl in a black suit (NO NOT THE FORMAL KIND) followed Pinky down.

"And you're Tex?" Milly said uncertainly.

"Ja."

"So then…where's Goddess?" Because so much time had passed by since the last wish had been fulfilled (heh), the girls' appearances were in all the tabloids.

Suddenly, another figure fell from the sky, and landed with a thud. It was black-and-blue Goddess, smushed into a basketball shape.

"Rumf ga ba fom Florida."

"What is it, girl? Timmy's in the well?" mocked Tex. (Don't own Lassie)

"Fwa Fwou."

"BAD GIRL!" Pinky cried as she hit her with the Squeaky Hammer of Ultimate Censors. (Sara owns that…)

"But that was the censor!" Goddess cried, uncurling her body with painful cracks. "And I said, 'Ryan got back from Florida!' I mean, for goodness sake!"

"Ummm…." Milly 'ummed.' (niiice)

"Oh yes! We forgot about Milly!" Pinky went down and glomped her. (I. AM. STRAIGHT. I MEAN, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!) "Now, what do you want?"

Milly went Chibi and cried: "I want my Taww back!"

The girls looked at each other. "HUDDLE!" (Being devout DearkaxMilly fans, we could not let this happen…TECHNICALITIES ROCK!)

Finally, the "fairies" went back to the sniffling Chibi. "Are you ready to make your wish?" Pinky said gently.

"And one thing…'Taww'?" Tex inquired.

"I'll explain the 'Cagalli Chibi' fiasco later…" Goddess muttered.

Milly went back to normal. "I wish…that Tolle was in my arms at this moment in time!"

The three cringed. "This is not going to be pretty…" Tex grimaced.

;POOF!;

Miriallia screamed, at first in happiness, then in total disgust and horror. "HE'S…HE'S...STILL DEAD!"

"No he isn't!" Pinky said cheerfully.

"He isn't?" Milly asked hopefully.

"HE'S ONE OF THE UNDEAD!" Goddess cheeped.

"…how can you tell?" Milly questioned fearfully. (YAY WORDS THAT END IN –LLY!)

"He's twitching! See?" Tex squealed.

With a shriek, Miriallia dropped Tolle, and ran to the nearest bathroom…just as Dearka was leaving it.

"Why did she just go into the guy's bathroom?" He spotted Zombie-Tolle. "…well, this is awkward. Seeing your girlfriend's dead ex-boyfriend-who-was-killed-by-one-of-your-best-friend's-arch-nemesis-who-became-your-friend!"

"Nice!" Goddess and Tex chimed.

In between the retches from the bathroom, Milly managed to scream, "I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

Dearka gloomed, but quickly perked up. "Can I have my wish now?"
"But…but…what about your cool theme song?" Pinky whine.

"I don't need one." Dearka said bravely.

"But we like making one!" Goddess complained.

"GIMME MY WISH, WOMEN…AND MAN!"

"Oh, you did not just go there!" Goddess giggled.

Tex took off her helmet.

"Oh. Oops." Dearka sweatdropped.

"You better believe it, buster!" Tex punned.

"Bad." Pinky and Goddess drawled. Then, after a brief glance at each other, Goddess jumped on Tex before she could beat Dearka into a bloody pulp.

"Quick, Pinky! The Hammer!" Goddess cried.

Ba Bum. Ba Bum. Pinky grabbed her Squeaky Hammer of Ultimate Censors and smacked Tex in the head with it. (LOOPHOLES AND IRONY ROCK!)

"Now, would you pretty, pretty please with sugar on top, give my wish," Dearka paused. "Please?"

"'Ight. What do you wish for?" Tex asked, still subdued by the power of the squeaky toy, for now…

"I wish that I could comfort Milly without her attacking me viciously!" Dearka said.

"Done!" Pinky said with a smile. ;POOF!;

Dearka grinned, and skipped into the bathroom to comfort Milly. He flew through the wall, and into a tree.

"TECHNICALITIES!" Tex yelled after him.

(The theme song started, but with difficulty)

Shinn, wait, no, Luna, no, Stell- Mey- Rey- Auel… Oh, screw it.

"I love you, you love me…" (DON'T OWN BARNEY! Don't want to own Barney, for that matter…)

Six kids threw random items at the three singing girls.

"Um…"

PLEASE STAND BY FOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!

In a nursery surrounded by a children's fence. Inside were six little chibis. All. Wearing. Pink.

"LEMME OUT!" One of them yelled. "I'M NOT A BABY!" He then looked at a blonde girl. And blushed. "Hi."

A blue-haired boy ripped a pink hat off his head. "I HATE PINK!"

A little girl with red-hair smiled at him. "I like pink!"

The blue-haired boy paused for a moment. "So do I!"

A magenta-haired girl smiled happily. She was the smallest of all of them. "I love pink too!"

A blonde-haired boy (?) stared at her blankly. "Right."

The three fairies 'POOFED' in and, immediately, Goddess glomped all six kids in one big glomp. "EEEP! I LOVE YOU ALL!"

The little kids clawed at the air and the first one (the black-haired one), cried, "AIR!"

Goddess blushed, dropping the six and squeeing. "I'm Goddess!"

Tex joined in, "I'm Tex!"

Pinky cried, "And I'm Pinky!"

"AND WE'RE," a neon sign appeared behind them, "YOU'RE VERY ODD PEOPLE!"

The kids sat there blinking. "We can see that." Chimed in the black-haired.

Goddess squeeed again. "We can't get mad at them!"

Pinky patted their heads. "Now, introduce yourselves!"

"But," Tex said, "We already know them."

"I don't care!" Pinky and Goddess cheered at the same time.

The black haired boy grinned. "I'm Shinn and I love my family!"

Goddess and Tex cringed.

"Stellar is Stellar and she loves Neo!" The blonde girl chimed.

Goddess and Tex now twitched.

"I'm Luna and I love Athrun!" The magenta-haired girl cried.

Goddess spazzed.

"I'm Rey and I love…" Rey trailed off, turning away from Luna.

"I'm Auel and I love my Mommy!" The blue-haired boy cheered.

Goddess and Tex were almost sobbing behind Pinky.

"And I'm Meyrin and I love my little sister Luna!" The red-haired girl glomped Luna.

"Younger sister?" The three asked at the same time. "But- I thought-" A simultaneous sigh.

They all smiled happily. "We can give you one wish each!" Tex said.

"One?" Shinn asked. "Why one? Everyone else got two!"

Pinky blinked. "How do you know that?"

"Uncle Sai." All the kids said at the same time.

"Of course." Goddess muttered in a dull tone. She then brightened up. "Wishes!" She turned to Shinn. "What would you like, sweetie?"

Shinn rocked back and forth on his toes. "I don't want anything so long as I have my family."

Goddess and Tex looked at each other and then burst out crying. Pinky was currently in the corner sobbing, as she would be for the rest of the segment. Goddess sniffled. "W-wish for something!"

Shinn blinked and then grinned. "I want a cell phone for my little sister, Mayu! Make it pink!"

Goddess waved her wand 'POOF!' and then dissolved into tears. Shinn hugged the new cellphone.

"She'll love it!" He cried over Goddess's own crying.

Tex smiled shakily at Stellar. "And what would you like my little dear?"

Stellar blinked. "Stellar wishes Neo and Sting and Auel and Stellar could remain a happy family forever and ever!"

Tex started crying and flicked her wand, granting the wish. 'POOF!' Unfortunately, she let go of her wand while doing so and it hit Stellar.

"I'm so sorry!" Tex squeaked and dumped armfuls of lollipops on Stellar.

Meyrin smiled when she saw what Stellar received. "Hit me on the head!"

Goddess commented, "I hope that flick didn't cut off any part of the wish, like the Neo part or something…"

Luna tugged on Goddess's pants. "Gimme a lolly!"

Goddess twitched and the shoved a lollipop in Luna's face, which she happily grabbed and started to eat.

"Goddess!" Tex cried. "She was supposed to wish for something!"

"I couldn't help it!" Goddess whined. "I couldn't say no to a Chibi-Chibi!"

Luna grinned. "Now I want my wish!"

Goddess smiled at her. "Of course, little girl! No matter what you say, I'll grant it!"

"I wish Athrun and I could go on a date!" Luna screamed.

Goddess froze. And promptly fell from the sky. "I CAN'T!" She screamed as she returned to flight.

"But Goddess-" Tex started.

"I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T!" She quickly thought of a loop-hole. "You can't destroy true love!"

Luna smiled. "I'm not destroying it! That's impossible!"

Goddess paused. "I like this kid…"

Then she flung her wand out of the room. 'POOF!' A loud yell was heard, followed by an-Athrun-sounding, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"
Goddess sniffed. "I can't hit a little kid!"

Tex moved on to Rey, patting his head as he stared blankly. "What do you want?"

He pulled on her suit of armor, gesturing for her to come down to his level. Tex complied. He leaned in and whispered something in Tex's ear.

Tex beamed. "I'm proud of you." She waved her wand happily. 'POOF!'

Goddess blinked, still sulking slightly. "What did he wish for?" Tex whispered something to Goddess that made her squeal. She glomped Rey. "I love you!"

Rey stood there, blinking.

Auel stood in line, happily awaiting his wish.

Goddess smiled at him. "What do you want?"

Auel smiled happily. "I wish my hair looked like Luke Skywalker's!"

Goddess blinked. "Uh, wow…" She flicked her wand and 'POOF!' his hairstyle changed to the familiar Luke-do. "There you go…"

Auel cheered. "Yes! Now I look cool!"

Luna picked this moment to yell, "Gimme a lolly!"

Goddess, Tex, and the now-tear-duct-dry Pinky all squealed, giving her a lolly each. She grinned as she stuck all three in her mouth.

Meyrin was fed-up. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" She screamed, causing everyone to look at her. "IT'S ALWAYS LUNA, LUNA, LUNA! EVERYONE LOVES LUNA! 'OH, LUNA, YOU'RE SOOO CUTE!' 'I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE LUUUNA!' WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT! I WISH I WAS THE YOUNGER SISTER!"

The three fairies floated in shock. "Well, that explains a lot." Tex stated as she waved her wand.

'SHRINKAGE!'

Luna and Meyrin changed birthdates and heights. Meyrin twirled on her toes. "YAY!" She then smirked. "GIMME A LOLLY!" Goddess floated, her eyes wide and her pupils small. She waved her wand and a truck load of lollipops dropped on to the Chibi-Chibi. A muffled, 'YAY!' was heard.

Luna stared in utter disbelief. "Wha!" She sniffled. "I WANNA BE THE LITTLE SISTER!"

"Sorry, already made your wish…" Goddess cringed as Luna cried louder.

Rey scooted over to Luna, patting her on the head in her time of sorrow.

Meyrin was swimming in her lollies. "I love being the little sister!"

Luna perked up. "Then I get to put your hair in pig-tails!"

Meyrin stuck out her tongue. "I hate pig-tails!"

Auel smiled. "I like girls with pig-tails." He said thoughtfully.

Meyrin blinked and then sat on the floor. "Brush. Now."

Shinn looked up at Goddess. "Why's Meyrin want pig-tails now? She said she hated them!" He frowned. "I don't get it!"

Goddess patted him on the head. "You will when you're older…" Then she glomped him. "So cute!"

Stellar twitched. "Why does Stellar want to rip her head off?"

A/N:

Mike: Can I hurt Dearka now?

Ashley: ;sigh; Alright…

Mike: YAY! Now where'd Locke put those 400 knives… (WE DON'T OWN LOST! NOOOOO!)

Sara: U nagy pturu Translation: I love Chibis!

Ashley: Our new language! Oh, and PLEASE review! We know we get a lot of readers, considering the hit count is over 400, but why does no one review! Oh, and please watch the advertisement… And tell us what you thought we looked like.

Mike: ;pops back in; I'll save some of Locke's knives for those who don't!

Ashley: Still K+.

Mike: Loop-hole: Who says they're actually gonna see that part?

Ashley and Sara: … Ahhh….