They were once again in police cars on the way home the next morning. Except they weren't going home, they were being taken to a secret house in the middle of nowhere for safety. It was made by the government for important people so they could hide somewhere in case of an emergency.

"So now what, we have to live in the middle of a forest in New York for the rest of our lives?" complained Chandler.

"Well it's not permanent," said Ross as he looked out the window. "It's just until the government can get things straightened out."

Chandler just sighed and continued to look out the window. They sat in silence while they watched the trees go by. The clouds were slightly covering the sun, causing a mild darkness to cover the forest. The deer crouched down and settled in the brush while all the birds flocked into the trees. This meant that it was bound to rain sometime today.

Then, just out of the blue, Ross Gellar started to cry. The other two looked at him, wondering why.

"I... I was the one that got us into this mess!" he bawled. "I should have just kept my big fat mouth shut and we could have still been at the Baxter Building! Now, we won't even get cured because I pissed them off! I am such a jerk!"

"No no," said Chandler as his voice started to waver too. "All this is my fault! I was the dummy who brought you all to space with me! I'm a terrible friend to put you all in danger!" And with that, Chandler started to cry too.

Joey, who was smack dab in the middle of the two crybabies was feeling very uncomfortable. He looked at Ross then Chandler, and then Ross again. Seeing them cry made him sorrowful too.

"You guys..." wept Joey as he put his face in his hands.

The two police driving overheard the entire conversation. The one in the passenger seat started to cry because of it, but the driver said "Stop it."

In the other car, the girls were trying to figure out why their limo blew up, and why the driver was a robot.

"Think about it! Von Doom is the only person I know who could buy an expensive limo like that and just blow it up without caring!" exclaimed Phoebe.

"I know, but that still doesn't mean it was him. It could be just anyone with a limo that hated us," said Monica.

"And a fancy schmancy robot! You know Von Doom is the only one with technology so advanced it can drive a car!" explained Phoebe.

That hit home with Monica. "Ok, let's say it was him. Why would he want to kill us?"

"Well..." said Phoebe, not knowing what to say. "I don't know. Maybe he's just a killing kind of guy!"

They just sat in silence the rest of the way, trying to figure out why Von Doom would try to kill them.

The police cars pulled up to the hideout. Once they got out, they were blown away by how fancy it was. It was at least three stories tall with impressive landscaping. It had a heated pool in the back along with a tennis court and a hot tub.

"Now I'm wishing it was permanent," said Chandler as he wiped his runny nose on his sleeve.

They were shown inside the building, and then the police took off, leaving them to explore by themselves. When they took off their shoes, maids and butlers came to greet them.

"Uh oh," said Joey, "looks like Monica's got some competition,"

"My name is Chives," said one of the butlers. "And this is Wattson. If you need anything, please call for us and we will assist you."

"My name is Carla, and this are my sisters, Haily and Wendy. We are the maids and will be cleaning this house. If you spill it, we'll clean it!" said one of the ladies with a Texas drawl.

"How you doin'?" asked Joey as he looked over Carla's thin figure.

Monica jerked him away from his staring as they were shown around the house. The maids gave them a tour and showed them whose rooms were who's. Once they were all left alone, Chandler walked around casually, hands in his pockets while he examined the place.

"Y'know," he said as he turned towards them. "This could be our headquarters!"

The others gave him a look that said "You're kidding, right?"

"Headquarters? How are we going to 'fight crime' if we're way out in the middle of no where?" exclaimed Ross.

"Well we're only eleven miles outa town, we can have Joey fly us there!" suggested Chandler.

"Listen," said Joey, "What if I don't wanna transform and ruin my clothes every time an old lady gets mauled?"

"Well, I'm talking about only the major stuff, like buildings on fire, or some major shootout," said Chandler.

The others just blew him off and headed over to the kitchen.

"Oh come on!" called Chandler as he stood there in the hall. "You're all a bunch of squares!"

"AGAIN?" screeched Victor as he clenched his fists. "What does it take to kill these people!"

"Well sir, they were taken to a secret location out in a forest. The only people who know they're there right now are them, the government, and us," said the assistant.

"Hhmm, so they're all alone?" asked Victor as he cooled down a bit.

"Yes, they're all alone..."

"So if they scream, no one can hear?"

"I don't think so..."