Note from Ileana: I got two chapters on GP and so I have to post them here. This second chapter is by lightningboltgirl on GP. Enjoy.
20 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts
1.
I will not put soap into the lake and then 'accidentally' push Snape
in, no matter how bad he needs a bath.
2. Luring first years to
the third floor corridor, then opening the trap door there, then
pushing them in there, is not advisable, and will get me detention,
even if the Golden Trio was there when they were their age.
3.
Same for Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.
4. Learning to speak
parstletounge just to have snakes attack Malfoy may be fun, but will
result in loss of house points.
5. As much fun as bungy jumping
off Gryffindor Tower may sound, it can get me killed.
6. Calling
Malfoy, Malferret will get me hexed, and therefor is not
advisable.
7. Sneaking into Snape's chamber and stealing all of
his under garments(EWWW) and replacing them with Thongs will result
in a very angry Potions Master, especially if I charm the doorway to
strip his robes off of him as he enters...(Who am i torturing, him or
us?)
8. Telling Filtch that the Weasley twins snuck into the
castle and are digging through his office is not a good idea,
especially if i lock him in there with magic(After he enters of
course)
9. Taking first years to the Whomping Willow and asking
them to prod the knot on it is dangerous and could result in a
sentence at Azkaban.
10. Convincing someone to tell a professor of
the DA, while hilarious, will only make me targets of pranks.
11.
Asking Hagrid if Hermione and Ron took over his hut again when i see
him in the Great Hall in a morose mood will only make him more
depressed.
12. Sneaking into Harry's dorm late at night for a snog
session is going to give me the reputation of a scarlet woman.
13.
Telling people that I am related to Voldemort just get them to fear
me might get me thrown into Azkaban or into Ministry Custody.
14.
Slipping Snape a truth serum and asking what his true relation ship
is with (Filtch, Voldie, Quirrell, Lucius, or Lockheart) will result
in a years worth of detention and loss of 200 house points.
15.
Daring Draco Malfoy to tell Snape that he is sexy may be absolutly
hilarious, but it desturbing at the same time.
16. Having Colin
take a picture of what Malfoy really does while in the prefect
bathroom and spreading the picture all over school is just wrong, but
funny.
17. Asking Madame Pomphrey for a Dreamless Sleep Potion
then slipping it to Snape during Potions may get me out of potions
for the day, but i will have to deal with an irate potions master
later on.
18. Sneaking off to the Room of Requirement with Harry
might be fun but...why cant i do this at Hogwarts, again?
19.
Saying "Oi with the poodles already" during class will only
get me stares.
AND FINALLY AT LEAST FOR NOW...
20. Recreating
the swamp in the Slytherin Common Room, then adding the fireworks,
and then putting a charm on the entrance to said common room to turn
anyone who passes through it into a transvestite dressed in Red and
Gold with a Gryffindor Lion Hat on their heads that rawrs is tracable
and will only come back to bite me in the arse...though very funny
since the spell lasts for a month...
THAT's IT MY 20 THINGS NOT TO DO AT HOGWARTS...THE OI WITH THE POODLES ALREADY IS FROM GILMORE GIRLS...ANYWAY...HOPE YOU ENJOYED! Ginny