I'm surprised nobody bit my head off for this story, yet.

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Love is not always smart

Chp2: You're in.

" Could somebody please open the door!"

2D shook his head. This girl was more trouble then she was probably worth. He placed her on the ground and slid her backpack off his arm.

That's when he realized she wasn't wearing her skirt.

Could he trust Murdoc to actually behave?

No.

He unzipped her backpack and sifted through her cloths. What was he looking for again... oh yeah! A tiger striped skirt. Man, she has a lot of dark colors. Ah.. there it is.

He slipped it on and Ivy opened her eyes.

" Uhhh, my head...where aAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!"

" WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"

Ivy frowned " The name is Ivy and... Wait a second! Aren't you 2D!"

"Uh, yeah."

Ivy couldn't stop herself, she practically tackled 2D. She was squealing with delight!

" OH MY GOD! I'm your biggest fan!" She squealed

" I get that a lot." 2D said Dazed and confused.

" What the blazes is all that racket!" Murdoc shouted, finally opening the door. He noticed 2D on the floor with Ivy on top of him.

" Mate, if your gonna get laid it's best to be on top."

" MURDOC!"

" Murdoc? The drunk basest?"

Murdoc raised an eyebrow then smirked at the girl, " and who's this lovely?"

Ivy's frown returned to her face, " The name is Ivy Booze boy, and if you want to live to see your next concert you won't call me lovely again."

"Booze boy?" Murdoc growled " and what can you do you female dullard!"

" Female...dullard?" Ivy and 2D burst out laughing. Murdoc growled and slammed the doors.

" HAHAhaha, ah man." 2D said calming down " He has some pretty bad insults, but that was corny."

" You got that right." Ivy said " Hey wait, where are my shoes?"

2D blushed. " Well, uh..."

" Wait a second! Were you the one who followed me?"

" Uh... Maybe?"

" So that means..I...you saw...opps." Ivy began to blush. " Your not afraid of me, are you?"

" Well..uh.. Maybe?"

Ivy lowered her head and grabbed her backpack. She found her stockings and shoes. She raised her head and smiled " It was nice meeting you anyway."

She stood up ready to leave when 2D grabbed her arm.
" Wait! You can't go back!"

" Why?" She asked, defensively

2D stumbled over answers. Ivy sighed. She dropped the backpack and sat down. For about an hour, he would give an answer. He would then add a ' wait, no. Because...'

Finally Ivy said " Look; I got no place to live. So... If I can convince your fellow band members to let me stay here, I won't leave."

2D snapped out of his daze and shrugged " if think you can."

Ivy shrugged " how hard can it be."

As they went inside he began to explain " you have a 50-50 chance of convincing Noodle, If you get Lucky you'll convince Russel, but your chances of convincing Murdoc are slim."

Ivy nodded " I know, but I have a plan."

"Murdoc , How many times have I told you not t...2D, who's that?"

" Hey Russel." 2D said, " This is Ivy."

" New girlfriend?"

" No."

"Stalker?"

" No!"

" President of your female fan club?"

" That was last week!"

" So who is she?" Murdoc blurted out.

" Do I get a say in this!" Ivy said stepping in front of 2D.

She smoothed her skirt and began to explain herself " like he said my name is Ivy. I'm not his girlfriend, stalker or president of any fan club. I am how ever a big fan of your band. I'm...well...a monster. You can hear my sap story later.

" I will say this, since I save all my money for your concerts I usually can't pay my Landlord. So, I have moved out. "

" I'm gonna say no right now. You can't move in." Murdoc said crossing his arms.

" I have a deal for you." Ivy said with a smile, " You let me move in without asking for any money. I'll do any chore for any of you for free."

" For free?"

" Yes, Russel. For free."

" I say it's ok."

Murdoc shook his head " you've got my attention, but I'm not convinced."

Ivy kept on smiling, " You know that new fancy bar down town?"

Murdoc nodded, " Of course, the beer's great and the ladies.." Murdoc gave his trademark evil laugh, obviously thinking disgusting thoughts.

" Well," Ivy said when he was done " I am friends with all those girls, and they all want a crack at you. I can get you access to any of the girls anytime you wish."

" You're joking."

" Nope."

" Can you get me the redhead?"

" Jasmine? Sure."

" Ok, you got a deal."

" Hold it!" Russel blurted, " What about Noodle and 2D?"

Ivy whipped out a Gorillaz note pad and pen. She scribbled something and handed it to Noodle. Noodle got a happy smile and began to say yes.

" What did you..." 2D was cut off when Ivy said " I taught myself to read and write in Japanese. I can't speak it, but I can read and write it. I wrote that I knew a friend that could legally get her Japanese videogames for any system."

" Well that just leaves 2D." Ivy said turning around " what do you say?"

2D shrugged " It's okay with me."

" Great!" Ivy said," I'll get my stuff."

With that she went outside and grabbed her backpack. She went inside and found a room. She got out her ipod and got on the headphones.

That night, she flopped on her bed. She couldn't believe it! She was at Kong studios! She couldn't celebrate for long; tomorrow at least one of them was going to try to work her to death.

She noticed there was a computer in her room. She reached into her backpack and pulled out the Gorillaz DVD. She popped in the CD.

" I'm in the mood for 'Noodle fight'."

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