Note from ileana: Well, this is the third chapter, supplied by our dear LittleLily. Unfortunately, it appears our minute blossom's imagination wasn't exactly running wild when she wrote it. Oh well.
1. Not allowed to cough
'Ferret alert' whenever Malfoy is around.
2. Do not as Moaning
Myrtle to make face behind Snape for an entire day.
3.If someone
asks what's Voldemort's cell phone number do not answer 666-666.
4.
When talking to Voldemort it is not a good idea when you call him
Riddle to break out singing hey diddle diddle the cat an the fiddle
...etc.
5. Don't ask the librarian if you can go on the computer.