A note from ileana (that's me!): Well, you peeps are awesome, really, I was amazed with all the reviews I got. Now remember, I can only take credit for two chapters so far: the first one and this one. So moongazer, remember, I'm not the only reason this story might not get updated too often.

Anywho, 20 more things not allowed at Hogwarts!

Not allowed to somehow convince Ronald Weasley that he has spattergroit and that he must take the liver of a toad, bind it tight about his throat, stand naked at the full moon in a barrel of eels' eyes and chant, " I Alimbay animarbey /I " for an hour. Then, if he does so, I'm not allowed to take pictures and spread them all around the school.

When asked whom I idolize, an appropriate response would be, "Albus Dumbledore", or "Harry Potter". Not "Peeves", "Fred and George Weasley" or "Lord Voldemort".

Not allowed to pay some leprechauns to form an obscene hand signal and follow Snape around all day.

Ditto Filch.

Not allowed to write, "The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Ugly gits, Snape, and Filch beware." in ketchup on the walls.

When told by the teachers that writing such a thing on the walls was the wrong thing to do, not allowed to reply, "You're right. I didn't need to add Filch or Snape, did I? I mean, they're ugly gits and everyone knows it."

Not allowed to ask for help from the teachers to plan an attack on Filch or Snape.

When the teachers scold me for doing so, not allowed to protest with, "But Professor Dumbledore said that help would always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it!"

When caught in trying to murder Snape or Filch, I will not get out of it by claiming that Professor Dumbledore once said, "To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."

Professor Dumbledore never said, "Cheesebaker, murder Filch and Snape."

Not even allowed to quote Albus Dumbledore anymore.

Or Harry Potter.

Or Ron Weasley.

Or Fred Weasley.

Or George Weasley.

Or Peeves.

Or Luna Lovegood.

Or pretty much anyone.

Not allowed to tell the ickle firsties that if they point their wands at Snape and say, "Furnunculus!" he will refrain from giving them homework. They don't know that he'll break out in boils.

Just because Mad-Eye Moody turned Draco Malfoy into a ferret, doesn't mean that I'm allowed to. Besides . . . that was a death eater, anyways.