Note from ileana: Hey, TwiggyBlack reviewed! Cool. She wrote one of the chappies here, as you know. Anyhow, these 11 are by HiddenPower, formerly known as curio until they forgot their password . . .

1:I am not allowed to put on fake fangs and run thru the halls screaming,"I vant to suck your blood!"

2:I am not allowed to say I am Harry Potters twin sister.

3:I am not allowed to use a fork, knife, spoon or spork anymore.

4:I am not allowed to talk to Neville for reasons only Proffessor Flitwick knows.

5:I am not allowed to give Hermione the sixth or any book in the Harry Potter series.

6:I am not allowed to yell, "MRYTLE LIKES MALFOY!"

7:Calling McGonagall Minnie is inappropriate.

8:I am not allowed to go near Peeves anymore.

9:I have a life time ban from Quidditch for charming the broom to whack Slytherins off their brooms.

10:Even though they hit me with bludgers and my skull cracked open.

11:I can not take advantage of my classmate is asleep and I write the dark mark on his/her Malfoy/Pansy forearm.