A note from ileana: Hi! Sashakula's entry came at just the right time for you peeps. I'm going on a trip and won't be back until the 23rd, so I won't be able to post the latest chapters on Oh, and you chocoholic girl? Really, I can only take credit for two chapters! I swear, those are the only ones I personally wrote! Which is why in chapter 6 hiddenpower did not add, "they don't know what I'm talking about".

So, this one is by sashakula13. If you guys really want to read more entries, go to and look for updates on ileanagoddess' "Not Allowed to Do At Hogwarts".

1. I will not tell Voldemort to get a life

2. I am not allowed to tell Peeves how to use a paint ball gun

3. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Malfoy

4. I can not tell the first years it is a good idea to build a tree house in the Whomping Willow

5. I am not allowed to ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

6. My name is not "Dark Lord of the hokey-pokey" and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such

7. I am not allowed to randomly break into song during History of Magic...no matter how bored I am

8. It is not necessary for me to yell SUPA STAR! every time I apparate

9. It is not acceptable to leave a trail of soap, shampoo, and conditioner from the entrance of Snapes sleeping quarters to his desk.

10. Seamus Finnagan is not "after me lucky charms", and I can not run around screaming when he is walking towards me.

11. "How old are you?" is not the right answer to all of Magonigals questions.

12. I will not refer to the "Accio" charm as "The Force"

13. The professor's do not think first years are good Christmas decorations.

14. Not allowed to call GhostBusters

15. I am allowed to have a toad, cat, rat or owl, nothing else, not even a yetti. No man eating snakes either.

16. I am not allowed to put silencing charms on my professor's, no matter how tempting
17. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with Voledemort

18. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just to see what happens

19. I will not claim I am an Auror undercover.

20. I will not tell professor Magonigal I saw Crookshanks giving her 'the look'