ya i know, im a year early for the valentine days fics, but what the hell. im inspired.
me no own TT. Enjoy.
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Raven groggily made her way into the kitchen in Titans Tower on the morning of February 14th, rubbing her eyes as she stumbled to the cabinets, groping around for her stash of tea. Feeling the caffeine flood her senses, she glanced around the room, noticing how empty it was. Except...there were pink decorations everywhere.
Hearing footsteps behind her she turned around as a "Happy Valentine's Day!" was shouted by a fully awake, perky Beast Boy. She just watched him make his usual tofu shit before joining her at the dining table. They both focused on their respective breakfasts for a while before glancing up at the same time. Their gazes met, just staring into each others eyes for what seemed like an eternity.
" Hey Rae?"
"Yes Beast Boy?"
"I was wondering..."
"...yes?"
" Would you like to come to the movies with me later?"
"Of cour-"
"If you don't like movies, we could always go get dinner, or if you're not hungry we could always go bowling, or if you don't like bowling we could try a club or-"
"Shush."
Raven pressed one finger against Beast Boy's lips, effectively stopping his blabbering.
"I'll be ready at five. Okay?"
"Okay! Sweet!"
Raven just smiled and left the room.
Beast Boy just stared after her for a minute, his face frozen in a huge smile that slowly turned into an expression of utter horror, before banging his head against the table, smearing tofu everywhere.
"Why would I say 'SWEET!' as a response? WHY!"
Three heads that were previously peeking over the back of the couch quickly ducked back behind the couch before sneaking back into the hall. Cyborg immediately jumped up and yelled at Robin:
"DUDE! You SO owe me $50 bucks!"
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11:00 pm. In front of Raven's Room
"Thanks for taking me out Beast Boy. I had a lot of fun tonight."
"Yeah, me too. ...Well I- ow!"
"What happened?"
"I tripped on something...looks like a..box? With a note on the top?"
They picked it up and Raven read the note out loud.
"Have a happy valentine's day lovebirds! Play nice! -Cyborg"
They looked at each other, shrugged and opened the box to reveal...
...fuzzy. pink. handcuffs.
Beast Boy nervously glanced at Raven, hesitantly joking,
"heh, heh, you want to test them out, or-"
BB was abruptly cut off as Raven kissed him hard and dragged him into her room.
Cyborg, watching from the shadows, tip-toed away laughing maniacally.
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yeah, i know that was totally OOC (i mean a kinky raven? wtf?), but i couldn't help it! lol. XD funny story: I actually responded with a "sweeeeeeeeeeet!" when my bf and i officially became a "couple". oo' . please review! i'd like to know if this shit is actually funny or not. hope you liked it! (PS if you guys want me to write out the date they went on, lemme know. and now: THE EPILOGUE!)
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EXTRA
2 months later
Cyborg bounced into the living room, and spotting Raven and Beast Boy huddled on the couch, immediately launched himself over the couch shouting " WHASSUP LOVEBIRDS!"
Raven took a deep breath and said, "Cyborg? We have something to tell you."
"yeah, what's up?"
Beast Boy looked at Raven and stared, " well you know those handcuffs you got us on Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah? You guys break 'em already? I can get you another pair, and you can even pick the color!"
"Cyborg, I'm pregnant."
Cyborg froze, his face frozen. After a minute of shock, he promptly keeled over in a dead faint.
Raven and Beast Boy immediately started laughing hysterically.
Trying not to cry, Beast Boy yelled " APRIL FOOLS!" as he and Raven sprinted out of the room clutching their sides.
END.
