Chapter 2 of the oppositenessness...if it's opposite, wouldn't it be, like, Chapter -2 or something? No. That's crazy talk. It's the best talk I got.
...Just enjoy Chapter 2.
The two swordsmen - one of which had the mind of a small child - walked around the mansion in search of Princess Zelda. This was 8 minutes after they had the closet cleaned up. And she was pretty hard to find.
But she was found.
Alone.
On the balcony.
Perfect.
"What are you gonna do to her?" asked Link.
Marth gripped the statue tighter.
"Not much. Just a little experiment..."
"Ooh! Ooh! Can I help? Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I?" Link was a bit hyper now. He was even hopping slightly. It was all Marth could do to hold in his laughter. Seriously. He had to stop walking for a few seconds to let it pass.
"I don't need help."
"Okay..." Link looked at the ground, sniffled, whined, and began kicking air.
Until he met Zelda "for the first time".
"You're pretty..." Link was entranced. Zelda was confused. Not about what he said (she got that remark at least 10 times a day; Peach got at least 15), but the fact that he had said it.
Confusion quickly turned to flattery.
"Oh, stop it..." She giggled slightly.
"Forget it, kid. She's way out of your league," Marth whispered to Link.
"She is not!" Link shouted back.
"Is too."
"Is not!"
"Is too."
"Is not!"
"Is too."
"Um-"
"Is not, is not, is not!" Link started crying again. Marth started laughing again. Zelda was confused again.
"Link never cries...Marth, what's going on?"
Marth wiped a tear.
"Nothing. Could you hold this, please?" he said, tossing the statue at Zelda. Indeed she caught it.
Indeed she stared directly into the mirror.
No strength.
No feeling.
Nothing.
Marth waved his hand in the motionless Zelda's face.
"Hello...are you different yet..?"
"Get your damn hand outta my face, boy!"
Marth quickly moved his hand.
"Sor-ry..."
Zelda scoffed.
"Don't know who the hell you think you are..." she said to herself.
"Damn. She's a total bitch. It worked!" Marth said to himself.
Zelda walked over to Link.
"Hey, you kinda cute."
"No, don't curse at me, scary lady!" Link started crying again. Zelda sighed.
"Forget you, then."
Marth started laughing again.
"I'd love to know what the hell's so funny," said Zelda.
Marth continued laughing.
"What's Mewtwo like?" he thought.
Yes...done. Now I continue listening to music.