More reversals for you...
Two swordsmen and a princess -well, actually, a swordsman, a kid-man, and a bitch - now traveled through the mansion in search of Mewtwo. It was incredibly unlikely that he'd even be there, seeing as how he liked solitude. But they still walked. And all this walking really took a toll on Link's bladder.
He started dancing.
"Hey!" Zelda yelled to Marth.
"What happened?"
"Your little friend here is doing the pee-pee dance. And it's getting on my ner-"
"I gotta go," Link whined.
"Hold it in," said Marth.
"I can't. I gotta go now." Link was still doing the pee-pee dance, making whiny noises.
Marth looked directly at Zelda.
"No. Hell no!"
"Zelda, you should take him to the bathroom."
"What for?"
"I don't know. You're the mother here."
"When the (beep) did this happen?" Zelda fumed. Link started crying.
"I gotta go!"
"Go Zelda."
"I don't want to. Let him piss his pants if he has to."
The two could hear water running.
"Oops..." Link whispered.
"Ew..." said Zelda, walking away.
All Marth could do was laugh. All of this commotion attracted Ganondorf.
"What's he doing now?"
Marth kept laughing.
"What the hell is that smell?"
"I wet myself..." Link still whispered for no clear reason.
"...Okay, this is retarded...What's going on, Marth?"
Marth retained his laughter.
"Don't know. Could you hold this for a second?"
"No." Ganondorf began to walk away.
"Please?"
"No."
"Fine." Marth took one of Link's arrows and threw it in such a way that the back of it connected with the back of Ganondorf's head.
Ganondorf growled, turned around, and glared at him.
Him had been replaced by the statue's mirror.
No strength.
No feeling.
Nothing.
"Any second now..."
Ganondorf suddenly gasped. In a noticeably higher-pitched voice.
"Oh my God, what happened to you?"
Ganondorf rushed over to Link.
"Did you wet yourself?"
Link nodded regretfully.
"Aw. You poor baby."
Ganondorf hugged him. I repeat: Ganondorf hugged him.
"I'll fix you up good."
Ganondorf picked Link up and carried him upstairs to the bathroom.
I repeat: Ganondorf picked Link up and carried him upstairs to the bathroom.
And Marth had already done his best to stop laughing...
Yeah. That's weird. And probably a first. What can't get better can only get worse...
Ooh. Rhyme.