Okay. To start things off,I have been obsessed with this friggin aweswome game that rox. Cough. Yeah. AndI will probably be shot by every fan for this fic. heh. deeeelicious... okay. so now that everyone knows I'm insane, let it begin.

Disclaimer: I do not own psychonauts, cause if I did, urg... guh... smiggle ...eh well...stuff... however, i do own this muffin Spunky. Oh yes I do.

Raz stared out the window of the "Whispering Rock Psychic Camp" and let out a sigh. Of all the days that could've been stormy, it had to be on the exact day of him returning to camp. Right at the moment, he was the only kid on the bus and was pretty bored. The bus driver was pretty large, mumbled at random times, and kept reaching under his crotch to pull out random stuff. As he would thrash in his seat, the bus would rock even more than it was already swaying. Spiratic movements combined with a holy evilness of turbulence would explain something. And to add to that, Raz was pretty sure thew bus driver was blind. Or stupid. He DID come awfully close to nailing some pedestrians.

Raztwitched as the Bus driver rattled around some, then promptlypulled out a puppy and put it in the basket next to him, and muttered about 'how do this get here?'.

The bus came to a screeching halt sideways and Raz thought he would be flung out the opposite window. He braced for impact but his face connected with the basket-puppy, who yipped and ran out the bus as its' door opened. Raz rubbed his face and waited to see who came on.

A shortish almost gothic-emo girl walked on. She had pig tails and was eyeing the bus driver with lethargic eye-twitchyness as he pulled more stuff out from under his crotch. (A/n: yes I am aware of how disgusting this is.)

"Lili!" Raz called. Lili turned to see him at the back of the bus and gave him a slight tiredsmile. He waved her to come sit down by him.

As soon as Lili was halfway across the aisle, the bus driver floored it, sending the bus into another faze of doomed spazticness. Lili lurched forward and slid all the way to where Raz was, who was knocked five seconds unconscious but recovered. This continued for two more seconds until Lili smacked him, and he regained sanity.

"I'm gonna fry that driver." She said under her breath as she took a seat in front of Raz.

"Come on, don't be that way." Raz interjected. In response, Lili hissed with a very demonic face. Too demonic to be described bacause of general laziness and dull imagination. "so whats got you all worked up all of a sudden?"

"Well, for one, he made me scrape my already infected knee." She poined to confirm. "Second, this ride makes me want to hurl."

"Yeah, I've had worse." Raz reminisced about horrid days at the circus where injured people would scream 'DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED TO YOU!' at him. As if he was a doctor. But for some reason, he did more than they could do.However, their injuries really did look bad. Raz rolled his eyes, and the bus came to another infamous halt, nearly missing a baby carrige. This time, two horribly preppy-looking girls boarded along with two other boys, one who had blonde hair in an almost bowl-cut fashion, and the other with the WR shirt and a hat. The two girls, recognizable in their hideous girli-ness as Kitty and Franke sat in the front, with Nils, the blonde boy attempting to flirt. The last boy continued down the aisle.

"Oh dear crack on a stick! It's Vernon!" Lili whispered. Both kids in the back would've silently vomitted, but their parents had forgotten to feed them. Not their fault. Too busy. And the kids too late to get anything other than a lard laced popsnack'em. But no one likes those. Anyway, everything went in slow mothion as Vernon shouted,

"Raz! Lili! I have a story for you!" He came and sat on the seat opposite of Raz. and began droning. Raz and Lili screamed in their heads over and over trying to make it stop. But lo, it did not stop. Raz looked at Lili, and they both knew; if the story continued, they'd have to knaw off their own legs to survive. Both tried their best to ignore it.

An hour later, all kids had been picked up, Dogen had joined Raz and Lili in the private hell space in the back that everyone else could seemingly ignore, Lili was on the verge of melting Vernon, while Raz held fantasies of unlocking the emergency exit and screaming bloody hell as he jumped out, and Dogen was resisting the urge to make Vernon explode. Which, he probably would've done had it not been for the bus coming to a complete halt, thrusting everyone forward, and forcing a few kids flying out of their seats.

"Okay Chilluns! Get your buns and crap outta my bus!" The bus driver roared. Vernon stopped long enough for Raz, Lili, and Dogen to charge off the bus faster than anyone else.

The other kids piled out and Coach Oleander walked up to them.

"Okay kids, come to the big happy non-goverment watched campfire space for rules, guidelines and other crap!" When no one really paid much attention, Oleander blew a fuse. Quite literally, too. With a loud bang, he exploded and flew off to somewhere.

"Umm... I guess we go to the campfire area now..." someone said aloud in a timid way, almost as if afraid he'd be next. With uncertain nods from everyone, they left the bus area, leaving the Driver to do his crotch-fishing.

Okay yeah woot. I hope anyone and everyone enjoyed that little piece of...whatever it is. Don't worry, Coach Oleander isn't dead. No one REALLY dies. they just get flung out of a chapter or two.

Sorry, but towards the end, I ran out of randomness. I'll do better when I feel like it. Read and Review please. (All Flames will be sacked)