Many of you might be wondering, (if I still have viewers...) what the crap was up with that last chapter? well, that's how I roll, and if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm partially insane.Mmyep... anyway. DELICIOUS WEENIES!

Note: I couldn't seem to make this chapter as random as the last.

Disclaimer: oh come on the risu mafia would've killed me by the time I owned Psychonauts. I dun own it. yet. heh heh. Or much else. Except for Spunky, who will arrive eventually.

Chapter 2: Warning: Exploding furry Children

"Raz, my Spleen hurts." Dogen whined as the children walked toward the campfire area.

"You know what they say about hurting spleens, don't you?" Bobby sneered. Dogen shook his head no. "you explode! AHAHAHAHH!"

"Meheheheheheheheheheheh." Benny sniggled. Dogen gulped and began to shiver. Lili, however, was quick to anger, turning slightly demonic, shescreamed in some foreign language, and began to pummel them to a bloody pulp. Everyone watched for a moment, then decided they'd see more gore later, and continued walking until they reached the "non government" fire-circle area.

Raz, Lili, and Dogen sat down together and Dogen rubbed his spleen area. Coach Oleander appeared out of no where with a large bandaid around his midsection, got up to the microphone, and began to drone.

Once more, Raz and Lili were put to a state of temporary insanity. Everyone else somehow a way to pass the time. The Coach paused breifly to make sure everyone was listening, then oblivious to the children, attempted to introduce the temporary teachers.

"Sasha and Milla are on vacation cause they're...uh...erm...snerf...guh..." Oleander sniggered for some time and excused himself as two fairly young ladies stepped onto the stage. He then disappeared into a void of doom.

"HIMYNAMESKANNAI'LLBETEACHINGTELEPORTATION!" The one with white hair and a white lab coat screamed, then fell to the floor and twitched. The other one, clad in a black coat with black hair and stuff, stepped over Kanna and up to the mic.

"Hello, I'll be giving you a workout so feirce you'll be wanting to die five minutes into it, and i have another job. My name is Ami." she paused on seeing their faces, and turned to Kanna who was now convulsing. "She's just slightly insane. But never mind that. I am NOT goth/emo so stop thinking that. YOU WERE THINKING THAT WEREN'T YOU!" She screamed and pointed a crazed finger at Dogen. Suddenly, Nils also screamed and said,

"SHAZZAM!"

At that very moment, Dogen exploded. Everyone turned around and stared at a very traumatized Lili and Raz. Then at Nils, who was staring at his hands as if he'd gained a new power, and then to Bobby who had his mouth agape.

"Well, don't look at ME!" he snorted whismically.

"But you did say that he'd explode and stuff..." Phoebe confirmed, while eating a piece of fire wood.

"Screw that! But more importantly, what the hellyou eating?" he asked wide-eyed.

"ITS MINE!" she screamed and ran off, leaving everyone more confused and slightly in wonder.

"Wait! I think that if I say a certain word, people explode!" Nils confirmed.

"Don't be stupid, fool. Nothing like that can happen. It was merely coinci-" Ami started.

"SHAZZAM!" Nils screamed in rebellion, and exploded. Ami stared, as well as everyone else.

"Okay kids, no more making explosions or Smokey the Bear will come and kill us in our sleep." Kanna seemed to have regained composure and shoved Ami out of the way to speak. "So everyone go and get some sleep and we'll send these two boys to the nurse."

"But how?" Raz asked. "There's nothing left to take!"

"DO NOT QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!" Kanna squerched. Raz nodded quickly and Kanna continued. "Go to bed now and don't forget to not remember anything that happened here." She gaved a twitchy smile, then left followed by Ami who looked fairly irritated.

"What the Hell just happened?" Lili turned to Raz.

"It would probably be best if we ignored it. Just let the bad things extinguish themselves..." Raz advised. Lili nodded and went to her cabin while Raz overheard Chops and JT talking.

"Do you really think saying that word makes people explode?" Chops asked.

"What, Shazzam?" and then, Benny, who was about to smack them both, exploded.

"HOLY SHNIKEE!" Raz, Chops, and JT screamed. Bobby ran up and started frothing.

"NOOO! MY MINION!" he vainly shouted. Raz, Chops, and JT ignored him and continued walking. Raz reached his cabin and found that only Maloof and Mikail were left.

"I thought there'd be more people. Where is everyone?" Maloof asked them two.

"Conspiracy. Hairless bear would know." Mikail answered with a knowing nod. Raz and Maloof stared at him for some time before ignoring it and getting ready for bed.

In the girls cabin

"So Lili," Elka walked up to Lili. "How far are you and Raz?" she smirked and put a chubby arm onto Lili's top bunk. Elka had certainly let herself go, after dumping JT and getting dumped by Nils, and had turned a ghostly shade of obesity. Lili's head snapped to attention as her eyes threw daggers at Elka. "I thought so, poor boy, being with an emo goth like you."Elka continued.Suddenly, the cabins lights went out and the cabin itself started shaking.

"AUG! What the fruits happening?" Chloe asked. "This feeble human shelter is breaking! ABANDON BUNK!" and she ripped open the screen door and ran into crystal who screamed,

"OMG SHAZZAM!" before exploding, causing Chloe to explode as well. But that was merely a brief deter from what was happening inside. Lili grew sharp pointy teeth and claws. Her eyes rolled into her head as she exclaimed,

"YOU HAVE INVOKED MY WRATH! PREPARE FOR THE WORST HELLISH HELL-PART OF YOUR LIFE YOU GET TO ENJOY!"

Elka burped in extreme terror as the whole camp seemed to shake, and for about an hour, no kid could sleep and kept hearing terrified screams and the occasional burpcoming from one of the cabins. And then, it stopped.

Back with Raz

Raz felt his eye twitch as the horrors seemed to die down. Suddenly he heard his cabin screen door open and footsteps come closer to him.

"Hey Raz, my cabin exploded, so I'm sleeping in here."

"What? Wait, Lili?"

"Duh." Lili said plainly as she made a spot next to Raz's bunk.

"Why aren't you in one of the girl's cabins?"

"No one has a brain. And I'm almost certain that several of them like each other. In THAT way."

"That's gross... Well, whatever. As long as the teachers don't find you or anyone else finds you in here. If they do, you're screwed. I'm pretty sure the teachers are insane." Raz rolled over.

"Join the club." Lili rolled her eyes.

"Oh, hey, wait. What happened to your cabin?" Raz sat up.

"Most certainly nothing demonic or evil.." Lili said with her eyes shifting back and forth quite suspiciously.

"oh, whatever.." Raz laid back down and attempted not to think anymore.

"Heh...Thanks Rasputin."

Morning

When Raz woke up he saw that Mikail and Maloof weren't in the cabin. He got dressed into his usual attire and smacked his goggles to his face. He then walked outside and found Chops and JT talking.

"Hey guys, what's goin on?" he asked.

"We're trying to figure out if saying Shazzam-" JT was cut off, because at that very moment, Bobby, who was sneaking up behind Raz, exploded with a 'piff' noise.

"HOLY CRACK OF ALL POT IT DOES WORK!" JT screamed. Chops and Raz stared at him as he began twitching.

"Ok then..." Chops said.

"Do you know what this means?" JT asked him.

"A taboo?"

"NO! A secret weapon! All we have to do is say...um... that word and our enemies will be vanquished!" JT exclaimed.

"What word?" Lili walked up to them and asked.

"Oh, nothing. Just Shazzam." Chops told her. And then, all Hell broke loose as JT exploded.

"OMG! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Quenton suddenly screamed. It was then, that all children, besides Raz and Lili started running around in circles screaming like there was no tomorrow. Then, an outburst.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! SHAZZAMSHAZZAMSHAZZAM!" It was Clem.

BOOMBOOMBOOM. Clem, Milka, and Quenton all exploded simultaneously, which caused Chops and Phoebe to also get caught in the 'splodeyness of doom, and implode.

Raz and Lili looked at each other as Kanna and Ami approached.

"Hmm, I was wondering why all the students hadn't showed up." Kanna said with a slight laugh.

"Look at all the children bits..." Ami said and poked the remains of Clem.

"Hmmm...they'll all need to see the nurse." Kanna advised.

Raz and Lili sweatdropped as the teachers made some horrible puns.

"Who's left?" Ami asked.

"Not many." Kitty put out. The traumatized remaining "chillen's" shook in fear, with the exception of Lili, who seemed to be enjoying herself quite much.

"I kinow, but who?" Ami asked again, her impatience showing, ready to strike any other small furry child that bothered her. Kitty gulped, and burst into tears.

"Like, hold me!" she screamed and jumped into Franke's arms. Everyone else backed up with nausia.

"Anyway," Kanna turned to the other children. "Since class already started and it would take too long to get to our classroom, we shall conduct classes here. M'kay?"

The children stared blanky at an optimistically smiling Kanna who then glared. "WE'RE STARTING CLASSES NOW!"

With that, the children nodded quickly and waited for her instructions.

"Mikail, I want you to say that word and blow up the teacher." Maloof whispered to Mikail.

"Sure, boss. What word shall I be saying?" Mikail queried.

Maloof sighed This is gonna take some time...

As Kanna continued droning, the children left, (A/n: I have a horrible memory thatI will be replacing with one I found on ebay, so the Dibbuns that are left are as listed: Franke, Kitty, Elton, Milka, Maloof, Mikail, and of course, Raz and Lili.) sat down and talked amounst themselves.

"So Elton," Lili approached Elton and Milka. "Have you seen that movie with Shaq 'O Neil?"

"No, Elton it could be a trick!" Milka squealed. Raz knew where this was going so he backed up and got ready to use his sheild, if need be.

What's the worst that could happen? Elton thought to himself. "Uhmmm... ooooh...I know this one...hold on... hmmm..is it Shizzle..? no...nah... its... no..."

Lili soon grew tired of waiting, and with an angery scream of freakish doom screamed," JUST SAY SHAZZAM DAMMIT!"

With that, Lili, Elton, and Milka went 'poof!'.

"Nooooo! LILI!" Raz shouted in vain. Kitty and Franke sat watching.

"Like, he just said, like Shazzam and stuff." Franke said, then with Kitty right next to her, they both 'sploded.

It was also right then where Maloof had gotton through to Mikail and finally had him scream it.

"AUGH! HAIRLESS BEAR MY ASS! SHAZZAM!" But, Maloof exploded causing a bit of Maloof bits to fly into Mikail, giving him mild head-trauma. Ami and Kanna glanced at each other with annoyed looks before sighing and looking at Raz.

Raz gulped and started twitching. Then everything went black with him hearing something like,

"Ehnnn... Kanna, start the boiler."

Laterish

Raz awoke with a pain in his head. He looked over and saw all the camp kids laying on hospital style beds with Kanna reading a random book.

"Ah You're awake. Good. Help me put a patch on this kid." Ami was standing over Mikail, and was apperently trying to put a band aid over his torso. But his random spazzes weren't helping.

"Wait, what?" Raz asked, vaugely confused.

"I'm the nurse this camp hired as well asthe fitness trainer. I have no psychic powers but vast knowledge about stuff." Ami stated plainly. She smacked Mikail and he stopped moving. "Kanna has psychic abilities, but barely any knowledge. Or brains for that matter."

Raz stared blankly some more before falling back onto his bed in a daze.

"Oh yeah, don't lay there too long. There's still some goo on your bed, and on you. It'll start burning like hell in five seconds." Ami said as she slapped a band aid onto Mikail.

Somewhere in deep space

"HOLY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!"

Phew, finally done. Sorry Chillens, I've been busy and lazy. oh, and if anyone has suggestions, plz send them in. Read and Review, if not, Spunky will be sad. -sad Spunky-