Hmm. Mr. Game & Watch's opposite. Trust me, this'll be something to see…I guess…

Marth tiptoed down the steps, trying not to disturb Mr. Game & Watch too much. He wondered: what could Mr. Game & Watch's opposite possibly be? Does he even have a personality to be reversed? Can he even see? Why-

His wondering was killed by a shrill buzz.

"Damn, that thing's loud…" Marth said to himself as he quickly sat next to the flat figure. Mr. Game & Watch looked at Marth, who was smiling, and then focused attention on the TV.

"Hey, wait," Marth thought. "If I'm sitting here, then Peach…where did-"

His thoughts were killed by a series of beeps.

"Why are you getting so excited over Sesame Street? I mean, really."

His response: "Buzz buzz beep!"

"…Yeah, sure…" Marth sighed. Mr. Game & Watch noticed the weird-looking statue that he was holding.

"Beep beep buzz?" he asked, pointing to the statue. Marth looked down at it.

"Oh, you want to see?" He tossed it lightly at him. He caught it and stared at it. Then dropped it.

No strength.

No feeling.

Nothing.

Now, what is this thing's opposite?

Mr. Game & Watch came to. He stood up, grabbed the statue, and quickly threw it at Marth's head. He caught it, of course.

"What is your-hey, wait." Marth noticed something about him, other than his newfound meanness.

When he moved, he made absolutely no noise. Also, he was given another dimension, though he was still black all over.

"This is just freaky…"

Mr. Game & Watch observed himself and his new form. It felt good to be able to move fluidly. And to have fingers.

Suddenly, Peach walked into the room, sipping something.

"Oh? What happened to him?" she asked.

"I honestly don't know," Marth responded, shaking his head. Mr. Game & Watch rushed over to Peach and grabbed her breasts. She gasped and kicked him into the TV, which emitted several sparks.

"What is your problem? You know only Mario's allowed to do that!" Peach exclaimed, blushing slightly.

Marth just stared.

"I'm sorry you had to see that."

"Don't worry about it."

"Well, I'm off for a walk! Bye!" Peach set her cup down on a coffee table and left. He observed the twitching Mr. Game & Watch, and whatever worry might have overtaken him was removed as soon as he remembered that he didn't really like him.

But he couldn't just leave him there.

"This guy's a jerk…"

Marth grabbed Mr. Game & Watch by his foot. He was still very light. So it was easy to keep him suspended while he slapped him in the face repeatedly.

"Hey! Snap out of it!" Marth yelled as he slapped. Eventually, Mr. Game & Watch slapped Marth back. As a result, he was dropped on his head.

"Glad that's over…"

Suddenly, Marth heard someone talking upstairs.

"What the hell? Zelda and Samus were making out? And I missed it? Damn!"

"Great…" Marth sighed. He (and Mr. Game & Watch, for some reason) ran upstairs to Mario's room. There they saw Bowser, punching the wall in frustration.

We had a deal!

"I told him to move the people!"

"What the hell are you talkin' about? Just shut up!" Bowser yelled, then resumed punching the wall. Link ran back in the room, panting. He laughed nervously.

"Bathroom," he said.

Marth groaned in frustration. "Bowser, can you do us a favor?"

"No!"

"Why am I not surprised? Okay, I'll pay you 5 Smash Coins if you can do me a favor. It's not like you ever won that much fighting anyway…"

Bowser growled quietly. "What?"

"Take these two to their own rooms and put them in their beds."

Bowser walked over to Zelda and Samus and picked them both up with each arm easily.

"In Mario's room? This is ridiculous," he grumbled as he left the room with Marth, Link, and Mr. Game & Watch.

4 minutes later

"Okay. Pay up," Bowser demanded.

The 4 were in Zelda's heavily decorated (and scented) room.

"Sure thing. Hold this. I'll be back with your Coins." Marth left the room. Bowser observed the statue.

"This thing looks like crap. Who would keep…this...?"

No strength.

No feeling.

Nothing.

"Did he look at it yet?" Marth asked, peeking in from the side of the door. Link nodded, as did Mr. Game & Watch.

"Why is he here?" asked Link.

"I honestly don't know…" Marth answered.

Well…yeah. So…yep. Bye.