Erg... I've not had my sleep... Well, let's see how messed up this can get.

the irony is that i've just been to camp, acutally, three. THREE FRICKIN CAMPS! AUGHHH!

Spunky: Bankarasu doesn't own Psychonauts, and if she did, I'd auction it of on ebay while she slept. muahahah

Enter Spunky: Muffin of Doom Part 1

"Raz! Someone's stolen all the Childrens brains!" Someone screamed.

"Oh no! I've got to go save them!" Raz exclaimed. "But wait... Something's missing! Oh no!" he looked down, and suddenly he was surrounded by hundreds of brain-dead children laughing at him. "I have to save the world again, in my underpants! NOOOOOOO!"

Raz woke up covered in sweat. He shuddered wildly at his insane dream.

He sat up and rubbed his head. Looking out of the door-window he got up and decided to take a walk. But suddenly, two gueasels popped up and draged him out of the cabin.

"Pay up kid... C'mon... Where's the stuff? C'mon c'mon... We need the stash!" Gueasel 1 said.

"What? What're you talking about?" Raz asked.

"C'mon...We know you have it... the pills, THE PILLS!" Gueasel 2 pushed.

"I don't know what you're talking about, and if you don't put me down, I'll set you on fire." Raz darkly growled.

But suddenly, Gueasel 2 fell to the ground in an evil twitchy doom and frothed loudly. Gueasel 1 screamed all high-pitched like and ran off, leaving Raz alone with the downed Gueasel 2.

"Um, yeah...I'll just be going now." Raz then 'weaseled' his way out of where he was and looked up at the sky. He sighed and took a brief insight on the past days at camp. Why does it seem that my life just keeps getting weirder and weirder? It suddenly feels like someone of high, almost author-likepower keeps laughing at me, as if my life is something that they read all the time, and then cruelly laugh the cruel laughs of cruelness very cruelly and stuff.

But, Before Raz could ponder further in his suspicions, he was hit in the head by an eraser, followed by a loud, slightly incoherent, "RAZ! GET TO BED!" and he then fell unconscious.

6:00

"Raz? Raz Darling?"

Raz opened his eyes partly and saw a worried Sasha and Milla looking down at him.

"Rasputin, what are you doing on the ground?" Sasha asked.

"Looking for my sanity." Raz said almost sarcastically.

"Well you should be in your cabin right now. C'mon, we'll walk you back." Milla offered.

" Okay." Raz got to his feet. "I have alot to tell you guys anyway. But where were you? Coach Oleander wouldn't tell us."

Sasha and Milla looked at each other nervously and coughed suspisiously.

"Erm, I think that's a story for another day." Sasha stuttered.

Augh...Back at the cabins

"Okay Raz, go to sleep this time and try not to take any more walks at night alone." Milla told Raz quite sternly. Then, she and Sasha walked off. They got raided by the two ominous Gueasels later, just so you know

"That was weird." Raz said to himself. He got into his bed and fell asleep.

And because the author is somehow too damn lazy to separate the words and make them bold, two hours later Raz awoke with Maloof and Mikail poking him.

"Come cabinmate Raz, feast is about to be beginning." Mikail said.

"Yeah, come on we want to eat and everyone's waiting on you." Maloof added.

"Okay, I'm up, you can stop poking me." Raz said as he got up.

"Aw..." Mikail and Maloof said while putting the "Probulatamatronicostuspoketrix V 2.38549 3/4" back behind them.

They went off to the lunch hall. Inside the children were waiting impatiently, with the exception, of Phoebe and Quenton, who were beating their heads against the table, as usual. Crystal and Clem had found a stash of the Coach's secret arsenic stash. And you can only guess what they were doing

"Finally!" Bobby spat. "Geez, where were you goggalicious?"

"Trying to find your sanity! Oh wait, you have none!" Raz spat back. Bobby was about to add more when Ford spoke up.

"Okay now kids, since we ran out delicious weenies, and other assorted breakfast foods, we'll have to dine on muffins. And maybe if we run out, each other!"

The children filed into a line to get their muffin-filled breakfast, when all of a sudden, Kanna burst through the doors!

"The muffins!" she gasped. Everyone turned to look at her. "The muffins are floating away!"

Then everyone rushed out the door.

"OMIGOSH! MUFFINS!" Crystal screamed.

"Be free my little poptarts!" some white haired kid screamed as he threw muffins from out a bag. The muffins stalled in the air, and flew away. Suddenly a brick came from nowhere and smacked him on the head. The boy fell over unconscious and began to flail.

"Everyone back away from him, don't touch him yet, you can throw rocks at him later. I'll go warm up the stretchermobile." Ami said bitterly.

"What do you think it is?" Chloe asked.

"Probably an alien!" Benny gushed.

"Now, now children there's no such thing as aliens." Sasha said. He then began to give the children a talk about stuff that the author is too lazy to name.

Raz and Lili took a look at the boy. He wore black pants and a shirt that was cut vertically down the middle and backside and tied together. He had no shoes, but he had white wings protruding from his back.

"Weird." Raz said. Lili nodded as she began to pour gasoline over the boy.

Part 1 end

Yeah, I hoped you guys enjoyed.

And Of course it's short, I've been busy all month. And I will be for a while. yeah. But my days are getting filled up. sigh. Ididn't want to finish mostly becuase I haven't updated in a while and i thought maybe SOMEONE would miss me. (not).

Oh well. look forward to more. Read and review, or once again, Spunky will be sad.

Spunky: LIES!