More opposites. Yay…

Marth, Link, and the three-dimensional Mr. Game & Watch now waited for Captain Falcon to reveal his opposite self. Bowser, still adoring his creation, paid no attention.

"Falcon? You still there?" Marth asked. Falcon abruptly rose.

"Cool! A sword! Lemme see!"

Marth blinked, unsheathed his sword, and handed it to Falcon slowly. Falcon swiped it, but as he tried to hold it up, it knocked him to the floor.

"Ow! It's so heavy…"

"No it isn't…" Marth said, lifting Falchion with one finger. Falcon stared at him for a bit, then pounded the ground in frustration. He yelped and rubbed his knuckles.

"I'm so weak…I SUCK!"

"Got that right," Marth said while Link and Mr. Game & Watch clapped in the background.

Falcon wailed loudly. Everyone in the room covered their ears.

"It's so loud!" Bowser cried.

"No! Seriously?" Link yelled.

"You want some candy? Will that make you feel better?" Marth shouted.

"Ok," Falcon and Bowser said in unison with big smiles on their faces.

"Good!" Marth clasped his hands. "Let's go get some candy."

Bowser and Falcon cheered and followed Marth. Link and Mr. Game & Watch followed soon after.

10 minutes later, they ended up in Kirby's room. Marth desperately scoured the closet for any trace of candy, because Kirby liked candy. Eventually, he found some jelly beans and 7 unnamed chocolate bars, all in good condition. He threw them at Bowser and Falcon, both of whom caught them and started devouring.

"Damn, Falcon sucks normally and oppositely…" Marth said.

"Problem," said Link, also eating a chocolate bar.

"What?"

"How do you plan on knocking out Bowser? His head is ridiculously hard."

Marth glanced at Bowser, who was eating happily.

"Hmm…maybe there's an alternative to this refreshing, unnecessary violence."

"How about 'oppositing' the opposite?"

"I got an idea. I can have the opposites become opposites of themselves!"

Link just looked at Marth with apathy.

"Well, you could knock out Falcon just for the hell of it. But Bowser gets the special treatment," Marth continued.

Link finished his chocolate bar.

"Aren't you the least bit curious as to why that thing is here?" Link asked, pointing at the statue.

"Hey, this is the most fun I've had in a long time. And you should never question fun. I love this thing…"

"Hey Blue Hair! We're finished!" Falcon called out.

"Okay. Put all of your garbage in the closet and come over here," said Marth.

Bowser and Falcon did as they were told.

"So, what can I makeover next? Because this room…" Bowser scoffed.

"No, not right now," Marth said, motioning for Link to get behind Falcon. "Um…you. Look at this and tell me what you see." Marth held out the statue for Bowser to look at. He looked into the mirror and fainted. Link proceeded to knock out Falcon with his shield. He gave Marth a five.

"Okay Link, you get Falcon to his room. I'll see you in a little while."

Link grabbed Falcon's wrists and dragged him to his room. Marth waited until Bowser woke up. When he did, which was .7 seconds after Link left, he slowly rose.

"How the hell did I get in here?" Bowser groaned. "I gotta stop drinking…ah, screw it." Bowser walked off, scratching his tail. Marth sighed.

"Well…" Marth stood. "Where the hell is Mewtwo?" He walked out of the room and bumped into a short little pink ball named Kirby. Actually, he more like tripped over him, but you get the picture.

"What were you doing in my room?" Kirby asked, tilting his head. Well, it was more like his body, but you get the picture, damn it.

Maybe I can actually reach 5 reviews by next week…