New chapter this be. Read you do. Shut up I should? Okay…
Marth continued to wait for Mewtwo to show up. He was still in the living room, and Luigi had passed out half an hour ago. There was nothing on TV, as usual, so Marth decided to see who hadn't been a part of his little venture. Besides Mewtwo, the free ones were Fox, the Ice Climbers, Pichu, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Roy, Ness, Dr. Mario…and himself.
"Hmm…let's try the Ice Climbers. Both of them."
He already knew where they were. The roof.
On The Roof
The Ice Climbers had just recently discovered Luigi's accident, and were having a good laugh about it. Before that, they were just enjoying the height and smashing pigeons with their mallets.
"Luigi, what were you thinking?" Nana called out, not noticing that Luigi was still unconscious.
"Somebody should go put his overalls back on," suggested Popo. Then he remembered how funny Luigi looked. "Oh, forget it."
Marth had just appeared on the roof.
"Marth! Hey! Did you see Luigi?" asked Nana.
"Yeah. I did. Unfortunately, I saw everything…Can I ask you two something?"
"What?" said Popo.
"How did you get on the roof?"
"…How did you get on the roof?" both asked.
Marth thought for a few moments. "…Look what I got!" He showed the two the statue. The Ice Climbers observed it in intrigue.
"What does it do?" asked Popo, poking it.
"If you look into the mirror, it will show you your true self." Marth thought about what he said.
Wow. I actually told the truth this time.
"I didn't have to trick these guys!"
"What are you talking about?" the Ice Climbers said.
"Oh, great, I did it again- just look."
They did. Both of them looked into the mirror at the same time. Both of them dropped their mallets at the same time. Both attained nothing at the same time.
Hmm…
Both of them regained composure…at the same time. Then Popo slapped Nana incredibly hard (but the mittens minimized the pain).
"What did I say about looking at me?"
Nana grabbed Popo's hood and forcibly pulled it down, causing Popo to fall.
"You think I give a shit what you tell me?"
Popo got up and punched Nana in the stomach.
"Bitch, you better!"
Nana slowly got up, grabbed her mallet, and bashed Popo's foot with it.
"Why don't you make me, mother(beep)?"
"Shut the (beep) up!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
Marth sighed.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
Marth left.
"YES!"
"NO!"
"(beep)!"
"(beep)!"
Marth came back, grabbed the statue, and left.
"YES!"
"NO!"
"SHUT UP!"
"NO!"
Luigi finally woke up and joined in.
"WHY DON"T YOU BOTH SHUT UP!"
"MIND YOUR (beep) BUSINESS!"
"SCREW YOU!" Luigi was hit in the head with a mallet and knocked out.
"I HATE YOU!"
"I HATE YOU MORE!"
"I hate them both…" Marth said from the living room couch.
"GO AWAY!"
"WITH PLEASURE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"…FINE!"
"FINE!"
The Ice Climbers stormed away from each other. Both forgot that they were on the roof, so they both fell off.
…Yep…