A/N: All right, this was sitting out for a bit before I started typing. The reason? I was practicing what me and evil dictator have dubbed The Miroku Song in Phantom of the Opera, which I am playing the title role in. Which reminds me, why do I always get all the angsty men? Hamlet, the Phantom...there is something weird going on here...wait, I'm coming up again- okay, I have like five seconds to jabber now, anyway thanks to BakaYasha for this pairing. Song over! This also be a tribute to the insane ramen fics.
Oh by the way, you know that authoress I'm always pluggin for on my bio, Tarinyo's Forest? Well, er, that's kind of because it's my other account. In other words, I AM Tarinyo's Forest. So when you are done with this please check out my stories over there, but don't bug me about these drabble collections- the whole reason I got this account was to escape persecution by review.

Kaede hobbled outside.
Kagome turned around from the ramen.
I have to speak with ye.
Kagome shrugged. Sure, what is it?
Ye know. Kaede's eyes got shifty.
A shiver went down the schoolgirl's spine, but she ignored it. Uh, okay...
Inuyasha's head popped up. Wait! Where the hell are you going? WHAT ABOUT THE RAMEN!
Kagome deadpanned him. The ramen isn't going to burn in the next ten minutes, you dolt. Wait.
Inside the cabin, Kaede slowly crept towards Kagome. Child...ye look so much like Kikyo...so much...we had an intimate relationship, you know...

A/N: Thank the gods that's over. SO PERVERTED! I swear, this chapter would make Deanna sick- and that's saying something. Next chapter- Sango and Kagome Part 2! Because we couldn't leave without finding out about the baby, no we couldn't...