I would've done this yesterday, but it wasn't here, and I had to redo it. But all is calm now…
Not too many left now. After Roy, only Jigglypuff, Dr. Mario, and the main event would be the last victims.
Speaking of victimization, Marth was on his way to Peach's room, where Roy was located. That was where he vented. For some unknown reason, enigmatic even to Peach herself, the room instilled a feeling of euphoria in anyone (besides her) that stayed in it for an extended period of time, usually around half an hour. They also gained a significant appetite increase. It was strange, and Roy took advantage of it.
Marth observed Roy take a deep breath. He plopped on the bed, on his back, sighed, and smiled. His demeanor instantly dissipated when he noticed Marth staring at him. He sat up.
"What do you want?" he asked hastily.
"Feeling angry?" Marth asked sincerely.
"Now that you're here."
"I have something that'll make you feel great. Won't take but 4 seconds."
"Can you get out of my room please?" Peach said, under the covers.
"Really?" Roy ignored. Peach sighed and got of bed.
"No lie."
Roy thought about it briefly while Peach went to get the Super Soaker.
"Okay. Let me see what you have," Roy agreed. Marth walked up to him.
"Just look."
Indeed Roy did look. Into the mirror. Into the opposite of himself. Like Marth said, it took 4 seconds for the transformation to complete. And once it did-
"HI!" Roy shouted, giving Marth a big hug. Marth positioned himself so he could breathe, and chuckled. They both could hear rapid pumping behind them, and Marth tried to get out of the hug, but was too damn weak.
"Doesn't today just make you wanna jump for joy?" Roy asked, still hugging Marth.
"It would if I could move."
"Last warning, you two."
Marth and Roy looked at Peach, who was holding a Monster XL on her right shoulder. It's a water bazooka (that's real, and that I don't own, sadly).
"Get out."
Roy stopped hugging Marth and went to hug Peach.
"Hug me!"
Peach pointed the bazooka directly at Roy's face and fired. Marth dodged him as he flew out the room. Peach pumped some more.
"Going, going…" Marth muttered, quickly leaving the room. Roy coughed up about a gallon of water and sprung up, grinning.
"That was great!"
"…"
"Wanna go get a drink?"
"What kind of drink?" Marth asked curiously.
"Something super mega sweet!"
4 minutes later
Roy was fixing up a drink of his own creation: cola mixed with sugar, syrup, children's cough medicine, and chocolate syrup. It was currently being blended. Roy was literally bouncing with anticipation, whilst Marth felt a little nauseous and even a little fearful.
Can my brain survive this combination?
The blender stopped. Roy quickly got two glasses and poured his creation into both of them. He handed one to Marth and kept the other. He sniffed it and giggled. Marth was at a loss for words.
"Ooh, I just love this drink! It'll definitely get your ass ticking!"
"I am going to die," Marth said darkly.
"Oh, don't be so doubtful! Come on." Roy stood up on the table. "A toast to feeling good!"
Marth didn't move a muscle. Roy performed the toast himself and took a huge swig of his drink, and began giggling. Marth slowly inched his drink to his lips. He placed the very tip of his tongue on it, and immediately ran to the garbage to throw up, while Roy ran around the room in complete circles.
A minute later, Roy was dancing on the ceiling with a distraught, almost-petrified Zelda and Kirby, who almost enjoyed his new attitude and ceiling-clinging skills. Marth was done throwing up, and had a slight headache. He looked up at Roy and tried to think of where that baseball bat went.
3 minutes later, Marth aimed the bat for Roy's head. He was now break dancing on the wall with Kirby. He was also spinning on his head, which made the shot easier. He threw it. It connected, and Roy passed out on the wall. Kirby continued to break dance, as he knew that victory would indeed be his.
"Finally. Now off to find Dr. Mario. Hopefully he has an aspirin for me…"
There you have it. Next is the Doc. See you then.