A/N: Wow, it's been a while. But look- exactly 100 words! I was inspired when I actually came across a fanfiction with this pairing. Shudder with me, please.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Kama Sutra, or Inuyasha, or Lolita. Heck, I've only read/watched one of them, and I think you can guess which one. (hurts the idiot who shouted 'Kama Sutra!')

Kagome stared at the little girl.
Rin blinked at Kagome.
ìThereís got to be a law against this,î The schoolgirl stated flatly.
Rin blinked at her again, and adjusted her Lolita outfit. ìSesshoumaru-sama said he thought Rin would like it.î
Kagome blinked again. I must have misunderstood that.
The child held up a worn copy of the Kama Sutra with an adorable pout. ìBut Rin doesnít understand anything!î
ìOh...good?î Kagome volunteered weakly.
There was a pause.
ìWill Kagome-sama explain-î
ìHell, no.î
ìBut Rin still doesnít understand what an orgasm is!î the little girl wailed.
ìIt doesnít matter!î Kagome squeaked.