Girlies
Chapter 7: Hotwire
Wednesday slowly came and everyone woke up excited. Ready to leave that night. Right after digging every one didn't go into the wreck room. They packed and went over the plan many times. Around eight they left the tent to get ready. Hot lips tried to teach Caveman how to hotwire the truck but it just wasn't going into his head. So Smart ass finally got fed up.
"FINE! I'll hotwire the warden's car. Lips will hotwire the truck with Caveman. But Caveman is the one driving." She said to them
"But Terra," She whined "I wanted to hotwire the warden's car." How many times in your life do you get to hot wire a car like that?" she asked
"I swear they should have called you hotwire instead of hot lips."
"All in favor of hotwire?" X asked
"I" the guys said together
"You guys are retarded." Terra mumbled
"Yes, and yet you hang out with us."
"I feel sorry for you. That's all" she told them
"Really?"
"No, because I just love to hang out with people who are incompetent and who don't know how to hotwire cars." She said sarcastically. But the others didn't catch her sarcasm
"Oh, ok. Sounds kind of foolish if you ask me." Zero FINALLY spoke up
"No ones asking you half pint!" Terra turned to Zero and pointed a finger to him. She then turned around and grabbed her bag "Are we going to do this or what?' she asked the guys.
In a matter of minutes the guys got their bags from their tent and met the girls at Mr. Sir's truck. They went over the plan once more before splitting up.
"Now remember, Caveman and hotwire run straight towards the mountains. Don't go to the left don't go to the right. Just straight on. And once you can't see camp anymore stop and wait for me to pick you guys up. The car is going to be cramped but we'll manage for two hours." She told everyone
Caveman got into the drivers seat and Hotwire got shot gun. After five minutes Caveman finally hotwired the car. The others ran towards the warden's cabin as soon as Caveman hotwired the truck. After fiddling with the lock on the door a bit with a bobby pin, smart ass finally got the door to open. She then unlocked the other door and everyone piled into the back. Sitting on people's lap. Armpit got in first followed by squid and X. Magnet then sat on top of Armpit and Zero on X. Zig sat up front with his girlfriend. It took Terra a matter of seconds to get the car started. She was then off towards the mountains. Dodging holes she looked to her left and saw the truck crashed and Mr. Sir examining the damage. He then saw the warden's car and started to chase after it. But gave up after a minute. He went back to his truck. And sat down against it. Waiting for the warden and DR. P to get there.
It took them 10 minutes of searching before they found Caveman and hotwire, sitting on top of an over turned boat playing slide. Zero got out of the car and Caveman sat on squid and Jessica sat on magnet Zero then got in and laid down on the six in the back with his head in Jessica's lap.
Terra then started to drive along side the mountains. Following every curve they had and finally a little longer than two hours they saw the town.
"Ok, I just live about an hour away. So we'll get out at the nearest gas station stretch a bit and then go head to my house. Where we will switch into two cars and we'll be seated more comfortably. She told them but mostly to the seven in the back.
They stopped at the nearest gas station and stretched a bit. Preferably for 20 minutes. Everyone then pilled back into the car and everyone around them looked shocked that nine people could fit into a small car like that.
"When are we going to get there? This car smells funny." Squid asked
"Sorry." They heard Armpit say
"AWE MAN! That's just gross!" X said to him
"Open the windows!" Everyone in the back yelled
Terra's sighed and opened up both windows, leaning towards the window as the stench made its way to the front. "I hate you." She mumbled to Armpit.
Around midnight they finally made it to Terra's house and quietly got out. She snuck into her house grabbed both pairs of keys and a lot of money, including ID, Check book, and credit cards. All in all she had over a million dollars with her. She was set for about a year in Europe if she used it right. She found two working cell phones and knew that she'd needed them. She went back out and threw Jessica the keys to the Saturn along with a cell phone. She told her the number to her phone and told her to call her whenever she wanted. While she got into the Hummer with Zig, Squid X, and Armpit, Jessica entered the Saturn with Magnet, Caveman and Zero. Terra pulled out followed by Jessica and started to head towards the airport. Just when they got on the freeway Terra's phone rang and Zig answered it.
"Hello?"
"Hey, the guys in here said their hungry. Ask Terra if we can stop at Taco Bell or something. Since the drive through is open 24 hours a day."
"Hey, the others want to know if we could stop at a nearby taco bell." Zig said to Terra
"Yeah, just have her follow me. And we'll be at one in about ten minutes."
"She said to follow her and she'll lead you to one." Zig said into the phone. Next thing he knew Jessica hung up the phone without a goodbye.
About ten minutes later they pulled up to Taco Bell and ordered their food. Twenty minutes later they were back on the road while eating their gorditos, chalupas, soft tacos, carne asada burritos, and drinks.
They soon arrived at the airport and after a couple hours of getting their tickets and putting on their backpacks they then paid a load of more money to load the cars on the plane below them. They got on their plane and sat in their assigned seats taking up two rows. Terra, Jessica, Squid and X all claimed the window seat. Zig sat next to Terra and no one sat next to him since in their row only had two seats. The row across from theirs held three seats though. All occupied by X, Armpit and Zero. Magnet and Jessica sat behind Terra and Zig, while across from them was Squid and Caveman.
"Get ready for about an 18 hour flight. Though our tickets say we're stopping in New York. Then it's a direct flight to London." She told everyone.
The flight soon took off and they were about 20 minutes into the flight when the food cart came by Zig who was into the movie they were showing accidentally ignored her. Terra hit him lightly in the arm. He snapped out of the movie and looked over at the lady.
"Oh, um, just a Pepsi." He said to her. She then looked over at Terra
"The same." Terra told her. She poured two glasses before moving towards the front of the plane. Terra took a small sip of her drink before continuing to watch the movie. The movie that was currently playing was Homeward Bound. Fifteen minutes later Zig turned to Terra and said
"You know those aren't the dogs real voices right?"
Terra slapped her forehead and sighed then from behind them Jessica spoke up
"Thanks for ruining it for me!"
Terra buried her face in the seat in front of her. "I'm surrounded by idiots." She said out loud
"You and me both." A guy said in front of Terra. "My wife isn't the smartest person in the world." He jabbed a finger to his left. Terra looked next to him and saw a woman examining her drink. Terra sat back and looked over at Zig he was enjoying the movie. Even though he told her that he had seen it a million times. After homeward bound they then decided to put in the Karate kid.
"You know he's not really standing on a boat in water. That's just background." Zig spoke up again
"Do you always insist on ruining movies!" Jessica yelled at him
"I'm not ruining them," He turned around in his seat. "I'm just stating facts."
"I'm going to the bathroom." Terra sighed, she didn't have to she just didn't want to be in the middle of the idiot fight about a stupid karate movie. She came back five minutes later and they were still arguing "SHUT UP!" Terra yelled "Who cares! Who cares if the water isn't real! It's not ruining the movie!" she yelled at them
"Well, sorry Ms. Bossy pants." Jessica said.
The rest of the flight was pretty mellow except when Squid yelled at Caveman for cheating in a game of Go fish.
"I asked you for a two and you said go fish!" Squid yelled at Caveman
"I just now grabbed it when I asked you for a ten and you told me to go fish!"
"LIER!"
Terra was now pissed, she got up from her seat and went over to Caveman and slapped him. Since he was the closest to her. Then realizing what she did she backed up a bit. "I'm sorry." She whispered "I'm so so so sorry. I didn't mean to. I just got really mad at you arguing over a stupid card game."
Caveman sat there in shock after she slapped him. He put a hand up to his now red cheek. After a while he finally spoke. "N-nah, it's ok. I probably deserved it." He said to her.
Terra sat back down and soon fell asleep on Zig's shoulder. They both shared a blanket as she cuddled up next to him. The arm rest was of course flipped up in between both seats. After a long flight the plane finally landed in London England. They got off the plane and stretched. Grabbing there luggage they then headed to where they were told to pick up both cars.
They piled into both cars and were on their way to a hotel. A navigation system in the hummer helped them a bit. Though it wasn't up to date in any European area. The couples shared a room while the others had two rooms to share; one room had two beds and the other had one bed. Terra fell asleep peacefully on Zig's bare chest under the nice comfy blankets.
In the other rooms Armpit got his own bed cause of how big he was and Caveman and Zero shared a bed. In the other room with the single bed X and Squid shared a bed each practically falling off the bed because they didn't want to sleep to close to each other. Around four in the morning Terra's cell phone began to ring. She sat up and grabbed it. Looking at the screen it read…
Home.
"That's not possible." She whispered. She hesitated to open the phone and answer it. There was no way that home cold be calling unless these cell phones could be reached anywhere in the world. It was possible but Terra couldn't believe it.
She answered it anyways "H-hello?" She stuttered
Alright! This is where I leave ya'll with a cliff hanger and where you review and tell me how good my writing skills are! Nah! JK just review and tell me how much you love this story! Please!
Oh and some things in here that I got from movies and comedy people like:
"When are we going to get there? This car smells funny."- Riley (National treasure)
"You know those aren't the dogs real voices right?" (Bro)
"Thanks for ruining it for me!"(Sis) - Jeff Foxworthy (His bro and sis) (family vacation on the plane ride to Maui.)
Next chapter is where Terra answers the phone and they wander around London! Fun times that I have planned for them! Can't wait to post it once I get at least 3 reviews!
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