Big Brother: Xiaolin Showdown style

Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin showdown, nor the concept of Big Brother.

Hello again! Thank you viewers on your votes, the votes have been counted and we have decided who will be kicked off. Here is Big brother to tell you. Oh, damn. I need to bail Omi out of jail, crap, do I have the money?

"Well, I have looked at the votes and decided who will go… and the loser is… Hannibal Roy Bean!"

Well, there you have it folks, now, lets see what reaction our, erm, friend has.

"What!" Hannibal screamed. He then started to curse all salad eaters and after an hour of this he turned to Chase Young and screamed,

"It's all your fault, pretty boy!"

A random fan girl poked her head through the window and said in a dreamy voice, "I'll say."

Hannibal and Chase then proceeded to fight, destroying the living room again and in the end, Chase grabbed him by the head, walked to the door with the screaming Hannibal, opened it and kicked him out. Hannibal managed to scream, "I'll get you!" before Chase slammed the door. Chase turned to face the others, rubbing his hands together, and asked,

"What are we doing now?"

They all looked at each other, and then Master Fung held up one of him numerous spliffs hopefully. They all stared at him, and then kicked him into Raimundo's and Kimiko's cupboard. They did not want the horror that happened last time.

There suddenly came an urgent banging on the front door. They all ran into the living room, and Wuya, who was closest to the door, opened it. In the doorway was a box about knee height and standing behind it was Adorabella, looking very angry

"Here you go! I hope you give me my money back! Do you know how many people I had to bribe? And OMG! You've destroyed the living room, again! Well don't blame me when you can't watch TV! Do you know how much this is costing me? Ahh! I think I'm going insane!"

They stared at the now panting Adorabella with surprise. She then looked at the crowd in the room.

"Where's Master Fung?" She asked. Jack, at the back, waved his hand in the air.

"In Raimundo's and Kimiko's cupboard miss!" He cried out. Kimiko suddenly hit him round the head and he fell to the floor groaning. But it was too late; everyone was staring at Raimundo and Kimiko, who were blushing. Suddenly, Adorabella, feeling that she was losing control of the situation, suddenly cut in,

"Why is Master Fung in the cupboard? You can all find out what Raimundo and Kimiko do in the cupboard later, and please don't tell me!" They all turned to looked at her again.

"He is in there because he wanted to smoke his weed!" Wuya growled.

"Oh, fine! I think I'll join him and steal all his spliffs! I could do with one; you people are making me stressed! I could finally relax under all this strain!" She glared at the group. Dojo, on Clay's hat, cried,

"Here, Here!"

"Shut up Gecko." Adorabella growled. Wuya looked at Adorabella and asked innocently,

"Tell me, what is wrong, is it us? Please tell us, I'll be your councillor." She then pointed to the psychiatrist couch and a chair that appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the room. Wuya then disappeared in a puff of smoke and re-appeared in the chair wearing a white doctors' coat, glasses and a clipboard on her lap.

"Sit down, child." She said sweetly.

Adorabella screamed and, pulling on her hair, ran away from the house leaving the box on the porch. Everyone turned to look at Wuya, who sat wide eyed with feigned innocence.

"What?" She asked. Chase growled and went to the box. He lifted it with ease, and checking there were no fan girls in the vicinity, retreated inside. He dumped the box on the floor, and opened it. Everyone peered inside. In the box lay Omi, curled in a tight ball. He was clutching an empty cheese packet. Clay put his hand in the box and took Omi out by the collar. He was still curled in a ball and fast asleep, even when Clay tugged on one of his legs. Clay put him on the floor, where he opened his eyes and looked at them stupidly.

"Welcome back lil partner." Clay said. Omi looked at Clay, and then he looked at everyone else. He sat up and stretched. He then looked at the empty packet for a while. Then he started to cry.

"What's the matter Omi?" Kimiko asked, concerned. Omi stopped crying. He held out the empty packet to her, whimpering.

"It's empty." He said sadly, and then started to cry again. Wuya and Chase, bored, went into the kitchen to see if there was anything to eat. When Wuya opened the fridge, she shrieked. Chase came over to see what her problem was and he stared into the fridge, cursing. In the fridge were stacks and stacks of cheese. Also, there was a note. Chase picked it up as the others came running in to see what the problem was.

The note said,

'I guess your wondering what the cheese is for. Well, if Omi starts to act weird or cries, give him some cheese; it keeps him calm, BUT DON'T TELL HIM WHERE THE CHEESE IS! And that is a must, otherwise he goes on a cheese rampage and there shall be a thousand years of darkness due to lack of cheese. Adorabella.'

"Shit!" Chase said under his breath. He then took a cheese slab out of the fridge and carried it to the crying Omi in the living room. Chase gave the cheese to Omi, who squealed and leapt on Chase, hugging him.

"Get off!" Chase growled. Omi jumped off Chase and started to eat the cheese, wrapping and all.

Bored, Kimiko walked to the sound system and turned it on.

"How bout some dancing?" She asked. Raimundo shouted his agreement and turned off the lights, suddenly a disco ball descended from the ceiling and coloured disco lights filled the room. Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, Omi and Jack immediately started to dance, doing some weird made up dances that have no name. Chase and Wuya stood at the edge of the dance floor that had appeared, watching the dancers. Wuya suddenly laughed and joined in.

"Come on Chase! Join in!" She cried.

"I do not dance." Chase said flatly.

Raimundo, who had been impressing Kimiko with break dancing moves, came over. He crossed his arms and asked mockingly,

"Oh! The great evil genius Chase Young can't dance! And I thought you could do anything!"

Chase growled. Raimundo laughed, then moved away from Chase using the moon walk, and then started to break dance again. Kimiko squealed and clapped her hands together. Chase then smirked. He walked onto the dance floor and stood in front of Raimundo, who had stopped dancing to look at Chase.

"Can't dance, can I?" Chase asked airily. He then astonished them all by doing the exact moves that Raimundo had been performing. They all gaped as he started to do more and more complex moves. A few minutes later, he stopped and stood, looked at the others with a superior manner. He then walked out of the room.

"Well." Wuya breathed. "You learn something new every day!"

Meanwhile….

"Hello? Anyone out there? You can let me out now; I don't like it in here. It smells of nasty perfume and the coats all smell. I promise that I won't smoke any more dope! Dojo? Clay? Omi? Kimiko? Where are you guys? Raimundo? Wuya? Chase? I need help. I don't like it, I'm claustrophobic! I'm going to have a panic attack! I hate it in here…. Anyone?"

Hehe.

Later, Master Fung was let out of the cupboard; eye twitching and muttering to himself. They all sat down in the magically repaired living room- the disco stuff had disappeared- and decide to watch a film.

"Right! What film shall we watch?" Raimundo asked, holding up a selection of films.

"The Shining!"

"Yea! The shining!"

"No! The bullet proof monk!"

"Dragonheart!"

"The mask!"

"The golden Child!"

"Blazing saddles!"

No, I think The shining!"

"No! Not horror films! How bout 'Mary Poppins!'"

They all turned round to stare at Jack Spicer. He blushed and said quietly "The Shining gives me nightmares." They all sneered at him, and then turned back.

"So." Raimundo said in a matter of fact tone. "By general vote, it shall be The Shining!"

"NO!" wailed Jack.

Raimundo ignored him and put the film on and sat down at the back with Kimiko. About ten minutes into the film, Jack, who was in front of them, turned round to see Raimundo and Kimiko snogging. Jack shuddered, turning back to the film.

"That's worse then the film." He said in a sick voice.

Soon after that incident, the front door burst open. They all turned round to see a blue faced man standing at the door. He was panting heavily; then ran in through the opposite door, and, judging to his scream, out through the kitchen window. A teenage girl skidded to a stop at the front door. She had green eyes and ginger hair and was wearing some sort of dark clothes used by secret agents. She looked round, then said,

"Damn, lost him." She looked at the people at the television, and waved at them. She then stared at Chase Young, her mouth open. "Whoa, who's the guy with the funky hair doo?" Chase glared at her.

"Go away." He said. She shrugged and went to run out the door that the blue man had ran through, she then stopped and turned back to them.

"Did you see Dr Draken run through here?" She asked. They all pointed at the door she was standing in front of, assuming the blue man was this Dr Draken, and then turned back to their film.

While the film was playing, Jack went closer to Chase, hoping to hide behind him. Chase simply grabbed Jack by the head and shoved him into a wall.

"Ow."

Suddenly, Chase Young's fan-girls burst in through the door and snuggled up to him, whispering and giggling to themselves. Chase's eyes went a bit wild and his right eye kept twitching. The girls became quiet and watched the film- next to Chase of course. Jack came and sat on the floor in front of Chase, looking at the girls.

Halfway through the film, Chase suddenly growled;

"Whoever's hand that was, KEEP IT TO THEMSELVES!" Jack looked up at Chase guiltily, saying;

"Sorry Chase, I thought you were one of the girls."

The girls surrounding Chase all squirmed and squealed "Ewww!"

All of a sudden, girls in S.W.A.T. outfits came smashing through the windows. They all had JS4DAWORLD printed on the front. The leader stepped forward and said loudly;

"Don't ever say that about hunky world leader Jack Spicer!" Then the two groups of fan-girls started to fight, thankfully going outside. Chase and Jack, curious, went to the window and watched the fight.

"Wow, I have fan-girls!" Jack breathed.

"Not as many as me, see, mine are kicking your fan-girls buts!" Chase smirked. For the rest of the film, they stood glued to the window watching the fight. When the film was finished, it was midnight.

"Alright, bedtime everyone." Master Fung said, clapping his hands together. Omi, who had another slab of cheese, looked up at the old man with mournful eyes, sighed, then trooped upstairs. Chase and Wuya glared at Master Fung.

"Your not the boss of us, we're older then you." Wuya said smirking.

"Well yea, but I look older then you. Now get!" Master Fung replied and then continued to herd the two ancient timers up stairs.

Later, in Kimiko's and Wuya's room, Wuya woke Kimiko up. She was holding several water bags and she was smirking.

"How about giving Jack a wakeup call?" She asked. Kimiko yawned and nodded, grinning. They crept from their room and into the Heylin room. Jack was in the corner, tossing and muttering in his sleep. Chase was sitting on his bed, meditating and wearing love heart night clothes. When the two girls entered, he opened his eyes and stared at them. Wuya held up the water bags and pointed at Jack. Chase smirked and watched as Wuya and Kimiko went to stand next to Jack's bed. They held the water bags over the Goths head.

"One, two, three…"

"AHHHHHHHHH! Shit! What the hell? What do you think your doing? I'm an evil boy genius!"

Chase, Wuya and Kimiko all rolled around laughing as Jack sat on the bed pouting. Jack then started to cry, disappearing under the bed.

"Oh, god. What next?" I said in a mournful tone.

Big Brother laughed.

"That was a good prank! Well, erm, well viewers, what's your vote for the next Chapter? Who do you want off? Please review and send us your vote. Thankyou."

"Big Brother, I don't think I can survive another episode…"