Big Brother: Xiaolin Showdown style

Note to readers: Sorry for the delay, but I've been really busy lately. So, on with the fan fic!

Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin showdown, nor the concept of Big Brother

Hello, my lovely viewers! Hehe. Your votes have been counted and the loser has been decided. Here's Big Brother to tell you who is leaving.

'Well, according to the votes, it's Clay!'

There you go. Now let's go back to the house where I don't they aren't even awake yet! Grr. Anyway, it's a special day for one of the candidates in the house; let's go to the house,

Chase yawned and sat up. He looked about; the room was empty of Jack Spicer. He got out of bed and grabbed his towel. He went into the bathroom, making a special note to lock all doors and windows, and had a bath. After that, he sneaked back into his room and got dressed in his usual armour. He went down the stairs, and it was a bit quiet, a little too quiet. He went into the living room. No-one. Strange, everyone was normally up before Chase. Chase then heard some whispers coming from the kitchen. Suspicious, he went to the door and kicked it open….

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHASE!"

Chase yelled and jumped onto the kitchen light, holding on as if going to fall into a pit full of piranhas. Everyone laughed at him. Chase slowly got down and looked about. On the kitchen table, there were presents and a giant chocolate cake with a single candle on it. Everyone was smiling at him.

"Wha… What's going on?" Chase asked. Everyone laughed and Wuya said.

"Well, it's your birthday today, so we thought we'll celebrate it. But we didn't have enough room on the cake to put the required amount of candles. What with you being twenty thousand years old."

"It's fifteen hundred years." Growled Chase, insulted. Wuya assumed an innocent expression.

"Really? I swear you were twenty thousand years old."

"Wait!" Cried Adorabella's voice from out of nowhere. They all looked about to see if they could see her. The voice carried on.

"Chase, before you open the presents, the person who has been voted must go…. And it's Clay. Sorry mate, but pack your bags and get out of here." Then the voice was gone.

Clay looked down, mumbling to himself. He then shuffled from the room. It was quiet. They then looked at the ceiling as an assortment of sounds came to them as Clay packed; the squeal of a pig, the protest of a horse, the sound of wood being sawed, something being dropped into a puddle, a chainsaw, a dog barking, someone coughing, a thunderclap and a scream from a horror film.

Clay then came downstairs and stood in the doorway, carrying the bag. They stared at him, wide-eyed; not wanting to know what was in 'the bag'. Clay shuffled his feet and said,

"Well, erm, bye then." Omi, who was, as always, holding a bit of cheese, looked down at it. He then walked up to Clay and gave it to him. Clay took it and said,

"Thanks Partner." He then turned and walked out, never to be seen again.

There was silence.

"Well know, let's open these presents." Said Adorabella, appearing out of nowhere. She was holding a present, which she placed on the pile. Chase went to the pile and looked at it. He had never had birthday presents before and he was curious to know what they had given him. He picked up the nearest one to him, it was from Kimiko, and it was:

Perfume….

Cheese from Omi…

A box of spliffs from Master Fung…

A box of already eaten chocolates from Dojo….

A set of pink fluffy handcuffs from Wuya…

Some random robot body parts from Spicer…

A book on how to break dance from Raimundo…

A shield that said 'Fan-girl shield, version 2846.' From Adorabella…

A note saying 'it'll arrive at noon' from Clay…

Chase thought he had opened all the presents when he saw a large box next to the table. He read the note, but all it said was 'Happy Birthday', but did not say who it was from. Chase frowned. He ripped of the wrapping, but only revealed a Fed-ex box. He ripped off the top and….

Hannibal Roy Bean suddenly jumped out and started screaming- about salad eaters to be precise- He then started to fight Chase again.

"Oh, no." Groaned Adorabella. "Not this again!" She then ran to Hannibal, kicked him once and ran out the door.

Chase and Hannibal fought, and fought and fought… destroying the house in the process.

They were suddenly interrupted by the door bell ringing. Chase pushed Hannibal, who was attempting to squash him, and went to the door. He opened it and ducked. Hannibal, who had jumped at him, screamed as he fell out the door, knocking over Adorabella, who had come to see if they had stopped fighting. She screamed and tackled Hannibal. She then kicked him and he screamed as he landed in the gutter. She dusted her hands off and walked inside. Everyone was gapping at her. She shrugged and turned to Chase.

"When's the party gonna start? And oh, by the way, I've cancelled Clay's present. He seemed to think it amusing to order a load of pigs for you to fight."

"Pigs? Why would we want to fight pigs?" Raimundo asked, confused. Kimiko nudged him and whispered something to him. He laughed and then walked out with her.

"I don't even want to know what they are doing." Wuya said into the silence.

"OK, what party games shall we play, shall we dance, watch a film, eat the cake, spy on Raimundo and Kimiko?" Adorabella said, looking at a random pad she pulled out of her pocket.

Everyone had shuddered at her last suggestion, Dojo, who was shacking uncontrollably, said,

"Please, no, not that horror!"

Adorabella sighed. "Oh well. Shall we play some games?"

So they spent an enjoyable afternoon playing games like board games, joined by someone called Rose Beloved, who turned out to be Jack Spicer's number one fan girl. Chase had quietly told Adorabella that he would rather die then meet his number one fan. Adorabella just smiled and said,

"I can arrange that for you if you want." She then brushed her hands.

"Right, shall we play 'Spin the bottle'?" she continued. Everyone, Raimundo and Kimiko had returned though looking a bit scruffy, looked at her. She held up a bottle and placed it on the dining room table, which they all sat around, Rose Beloved was snuggled up to Jack, who looked a bit wild round the eyes, Chase smirked at him.

"Right, let's play!" Shouted Adorabella.

She reached forward and pressed a button. They watched as the bottle spun fast. It eventually slowed down to a stop. It was pointing to Chase.

"Truthdaredoubledarekisscommandorpromise?" Adorabella said really quickly. Chase blinked, and then said "Truth."

"Hmm." Adorabella said. She and Rose Beloved, who was sitting next to her, started to whisper to each other. Adorabella then faced Chase with a smirk and asked,

"Is it true that Wuya pulled your towel off when the fan girls were chasing you?" Chase turned bright red and mumbled something. Wuya laughed.

"What?" asked Adorabella, eyes wide with innocence.

"YES!" Chase screamed. Everyone laughed. Adorabella pressed the button again, since Chase was pouting, and it started to spin again. It stopped, pointing at Raimundo. Adorabella said "Truthdaredoubledarekisscommandorpromise?"

"Command" He said. Chase smirked.

"I command you to take Omi's cheese" He said. Everyone stared at him, it was impossible. Omi growled at Chase, hugging the cheese to him. Raimundo gulped and suddenly leapt at Omi. Omi screamed at him and ran in to the kitchen. Everyone followed the pair and watched as they fought over the cheese. Eventually, Raimundo held up the cheese, victorious. Omi lay at Raimundo's feet. He looked up at him, his eyes full of tears. He then burst out crying. Raimundo looked down at the small boy, and they held out the brick of cheese. Omi stopped crying and took it, smiling.

They played the game for a while, which was interesting, before Adorabella said.

"Ok, one more spin, and then you'll go to bed, and I'll go home." She then pressed 'the button'. The bottle spun and spun until it stopped. It stopped in font of Rose Beloved. Before Adorabella could say anything, Rose Beloved shouted,

"KISS!"

Adorabella smirked and said,

"Kiss Jack Spicer!" Rose Beloved squealed while Jack screamed and ran away. The others sat in silence as they heard Rose Beloved chase after Jack Spicer. Jack was screaming,

"AHHH, HELP ME! I DON'T WANT A NUMBER ONE FAN!"

Rose Beloved was screaming,

"DON'T WORRY! ALL I WANT IS ONE SMALL KISS!" Soon after, they heard Jack utter one more scream and then fell silent. A moment later, Rose Beloved came downstairs and walked out the door, Adorabella following for no apparent reason.

Curious, the others went upstairs and found Jack Spicer lying on the floor twitching. Raimundo laughed and said,

"Looks like Jack can't handle girls!"

Wuya and Kimiko turned to him, glaring. He gave a nervous laugh and shrank back. So, everyone went downstairs and got roaring drunk. And yes, interesting things happened. It was like when they were under the influence of 'the mist of Master Fung' Omi went on another cheese rampage, Raimundo and Kimiko locked themselves in their cupboard doing God Knows What, Wuya was prank calling the local pub, Master Fung and Dojo were having a competition on who can smoke the most weed, Jack was sleeping in the corner, screaming and Chase was dancing around a pole. At Midnight, they all, somehow, found their beds and fell asleep. As Chase fell asleep, his last thought was,

"That was fun; I wish I had more Birthdays!"

"I'm not giving them access to Alcohol again!" Adorabella sighed.

"The party was good though!" She continued. Big Brother laughed.

"Shut up you and do your announcement!" Adorabella screamed.

"Yes Master." Big Brother joked. Adorabella glared at him.

"So, er, right. Well, their goes another day in the Big Brother house. Interesting, wasn't it. And a big Thankyou to Rose Beloved for coming onto the show! Now viewers, review and cast your votes!"