Big Brother: Xiaolin Showdown style

Note to readers: Sorry for the delay, but I've been really busy lately. So, on with the fan fic!

Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin showdown, nor the concept of Big Brother

Hello People! How are you? Sorry for not replying to any reviews, but I've had soo many! You all love me, sniff Hehe. I thank you all for reviewing and voting. I think for fan-fics like this, shouldn't the readers vote? Seems right doesn't it? Ok, the votes have been counted. So far Hannibal and Clay have gone, and here's Big Brother to tell you who's going next…

"Well, according to the votes, it's… Master Fung!"

Hehe. The dope smokers gone. Now all I have to do is tell them… hehe.

Everyone, except Master Fung and Dojo who were in their room, was in the living room, getting bored. Kimiko and Raimundo were making out (obviously), Wuya and Chase were playing cards, Omi was eating his cheese (I think you guessed that) and Jack was working on one of his robots. A cough was suddenly heard and they could all hear Adorabella speak,

"Hello guys. Master Fung's not here? Well, tell him to pack his bags coz he's being kicked out!" What else she said was lost to all the cheering the others were doing; even Raimundo and Kimiko had stopped making out to cheer.

"Well, go tell him!"

They all ran up the room to the ancient monks room and opened the door; thankfully there wasn't much smoke to their relief. Put they all stared at Master Fung shocked. He was wearing gangster clothes, and all the 'bling' chains and rings and he started to sing as they opened the door…

One sunny day I was riding a bike, and smoking a joint coz that's what I like,

A policeman stopped me and began to stare and he said,

"Hey sonny, what you smoking there?" And I said,

"It's a Reefer, do you want some policeman?

It's a Reefer, do you want a blast?

It's a Reefer do you want some policeman?

Or would you prefer me to shove it up your arse!"

Well he put me in his car and he left my bike and he took my Reefer which he quite liked,

We got to the station and his eyes were all red and the sergeant said,

"Constable, your outa your head!" He said "Yeah!"

"It's a Reefer, do you wants some sergeant?

It's a Reefer, do you want a blast?

It's a reefer do you want some sergeant?

Or would you prefer me to shove it up your arse!"

Well he suspended the constable for his little joke and he went to the bathroom to have a little toke,

When he got back he rolled another eight and they were being passed round every copper in the place,

Well, I sold them two ounces and one sixteenth and they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seen…

And they all sang together,

"It's a Reefer, do you want some Fungster?

It's a Reefer, do you want a blast?

It's a reefer, do you want some Fungster?

Thanks for your company, and thanks for the grass!"

Everyone forgot Master Fung had to go; they were all staring at the old man standing in the middle of the room. They had never heard such bad singing! They shuddered and Raimundo cleared his throat.

"Um, Master Fung?"

"Yes, Boyo?" Raimundo scowled and Kimiko giggled.

"Well… You've been evicted!"

Master Fung and Dojo stared at the group. Dojo suddenly burst into tears and jumped on Master Fung's leg, holding on tight. Master Fung looked down at the dragon and sighed.

"Bye Dojo." He then, with Dojo still on his leg went to the wardrobe and opened it. Everyone's jaw dropped. The wardrobe was full of boxes, boxes full of, well, I think you can guess. Suddenly, Adorabella's voice burst into the room, surprising everyone.

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THOSE (CENSORED)ING THINGS INTO THE HOUSE. YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THEM HERE! GET OUT OF HERE YOU (CENSORED)ING MANIAC!" Master Fung looked hurt and then, somehow, managed to chuck all the boxes out of the window with a slight cough. He then turned and walked out of the room, after taking the crying Dojo off his leg. In silence they heard the door slam. Wuya looked confused.

"Didn't he have anything else except those boxes?"

"No." replied the sobbing Dojo.

"Not even spare clothes?"

"No."

Wuya shuddered and walked out of the room, the others following her.

They all had, except Dojo, a big party to celebrate the eviction of Master Fung. They were joined by Adorabella and some random person who introduced himself as Jiggy, who is, erm, very crazy (he seems to be scared of bees?). Well, anyway, they all get wasted and were all staggering about the place. Jiggy was sitting in a corner of the kitchen, giggling to himself. He suddenly had the urge to eat some cheese. He looked over at Omi, who was in the other corner, but the little monk was clutching his cheese, crying. Jiggy looked hungrily round the kitchen and his eyes fell onto the fridge. He got up and went to the fridge and opened it. He gasped as he saw that the fridge was really full of cheese! He reached out and grabbed a chunk and ribbed it open and started to munch on it.

"Yum, cheese." He mumbled. What he didn't see was Omi coming up behind him, his eyes on the cheese.

"Cheese?" Omi said softly. His eye twitched suddenly. "Cheese." He repeated.

"CHEESE!" Omi suddenly shouted. Jiggy screamed and jumped onto the top of the fridge. Everyone ran in, attracted by Omi's shout and Jiggy's scream. They saw that Omi had found the cheese. Jack cried out and shouted,

"Oh noes! Omi found the cheese! Here comes a thousand years of darkness! Oh, wait, isn't that a good thing? Am evil, right?" He giggled suddenly. Omi stood in front of the fridge, his eye twitching continually. He mumbled and then flew into the fridge, and ate all the cheese in one single bite! Everyone stared. When Omi finished the cheese in the fridge he started to mumble insanely and he jumped out the window. Everyone glared at Jiggy, who said,

"What?"

There was suddenly an explosion outside and people started to scream and they heard the sound of a madman giggling. They were a little scared. There was silence in the room as they listened to all the people creaming and the explosions. Adorabella suddenly appeared in the kitchen doorway, breathing hard. She glared at them all.

"What happened here, dammit!" Everyone looked at Jiggy, who whimpered and said,

"I found cheese in the fridge and Omi saw it and went mad. The others are talking about a thousand years of darkness and… and, what's gonna happen?" Adorabella swore in several different languages and then declared,

"We must find Omi, knock him out and perform the anti-cheese spell before it is too late!"

The others stared at her, then Raimundo shrugged,

"No big, we've done it before, and we can do it again."

The others nodded in agreement and filed out of the front door. They looked around, everywhere was in ruins except the Big Brother house.

"Damn." Wuya breathed. Chase grunted and started to walk forwards. Adorabella suddenly said, "Wait!" Chase stopped and turned and then crossed his arms.

"Yes?"

"I think we should split up and then look for him that way."

"Ok."

"Chase, you go with Wuya, Raimundo and Kimiko, Jiggy, your with me and Dojo. Ok?"

"O-K!" They all said in unison and walked off in two different directions. Adorabella walked a few hundred yards when she stopped and crossed her arms. Jiggy walked into her and fell over, Dojo, was well, Dojo.

"Why have we stopped?" Jiggy asked nervously.

"We're waiting for a Taxi, that's why."

"A Taxi? Where are we gonna find a taxi? Its deserted." Dojo flared up.

"I'm the author. I can make anything happen." A taxi suddenly appeared and they all got in and it drove off. Adorabella told him to go to some random place where Cheese was known to be stored. The taxi drove off.

Chase, Wuya, Raimundo and Kimiko were not having as much luck. They had gone no more then a few metres when they were attacked by cheese monsters that decided to take Raimundo and Kimiko away and leave Chase and Wuya alone, lying on the floor, covered in melted cheese so they couldn't escape.

"Damn you!" Chase screamed. They had to rescue Kimiko and Raimundo, or Adorabella would kill them and Dojo would be the winner, and the thought was unbearable. Chase pushed on his prison with all his might and it was slowly giving way. A shadow fell on his face and he stopped struggling to look up. It was Wuya.

"I used my magic." She explained. Chase growled and struggled more, determined not to seem weak. Wuya stared at him for a few moments. She smiled sweetly.

"Would you like me to help you?" Chase did not reply, but struggled even more. Wuya sighed impatiently and started to file her nails. Chase still tried to get free. Wuya, getting bored, snapped her fingers and the cheese flew off Chase. He got up and angrily brushed his clothes. He glared at her and growled,

"I could have got out of it myself!"

"Even so, you were taking ages to get loose." Chase stuck out his tongue at her and walked off. He heard Wuya laugh behind him and come after him. For Ten hours they went round looking for their missing companions and they were starting to get bored when they came across a huge yellow mountain. Chase, after a glance at it said,

"Well, this is Omi's lair."

"How do you know that?" Wuya asked.

"Oh, come on! How many mountains do you come across made of cheese made by a cheese fanatic?" Chase almost shrieked. Wuya made an 'O' with her mouth, but let it slide. They, somehow, managed to get past all the guards and into the mountain. They came out on the top floor and came across the evil Omi. He was still small, but had the evil black clock and was laughing evilly. He was watching cheese monsters trying to stuff Kimiko and Raimundo with all the cheese they could.

"Oh no!" Wuya cried. "Their starting to believe!"

Chase rolled his eyes and he and Wuya destroyed the cheese monsters and faced Omi. Chase pointed a finger at Omi.

"You shall never rule the world!" He shouted. Wuya cheered and cried,

"You cheese ball!" Omi twitched at her comment and clapped his hands. About ten cheese monsters came forward and Chase and Wuya leapt at the cheese monsters, Raimundo and Kimiko joining in the fight. After about half an hour of fighting- the monsters were endless, there came a huge explosion. Out from one of the walls a Taxi burst forth. It crashed in front of Omi's throne and Adorabella, Jiggy and Dojo jumped out and then the taxi drove off, running over a cheese monster as it went. Adorabella clapped her hands and the cheese monster vanished with an blink of an eye. Chase glared at her.

"How'd you do that?" He demanded.

"I'm the author, I can make anything happen in my fan fiction." She replied. Chase sighed,

"Then why didn't you use that ability to turn Omi back to normal?" Adorabella stared at him and then laughed.

"I hadn't thought of that. Talk about a dumb blonde moment."

"I'm not surprised." Chase murmured under his breath. "You are blonde."

And in a flash they were back at the Big Brother house.

"Well, wasn't that fun?" Jiggy cried. Everyone else shrugged, Omi cane into the room from the kitchen and he looked tired.

"What happened?" He asked. Everyone stayed silent, it was best not to tell him.

"Shall we all go to bed now?" Adorabella asked.

"Damn, that was fun. It's so funny to mess with the inmates!" Adorabella cried, slapping a hand on her knee.

"Well, erm, yes. Well folks, who do you want off next? Review and cast your vote."