Big Brother: Xiaolin Showdown style

Note to readers: Sorry for the delay, but I had ran out of ideas. But I eventually found inspiration on I do not own Xiaolin showdown, nor the concept of Big Brother

Hello everyone! I know what your thinking 'oh no, it's Adorabella!' :D Thanks for all your votes, but I had to do a secret vote as two came out as a tie. So, I have voted and the fanfic is finally up! wipes forehead in relief

So, here is Big Brother to tell you who we have voted off…

"Hello everyone. The one who's been kicked off isssssss… DOJO!"

Well, there you have it… though my secret votes not secret anymore, is it… damn.

To the Big Brother house…

They were all gathered in the living room, waiting for Adorabella's announcement. Jack was chewing his finger nails, Raimundo and Kimiko were doing their usual thing, Omi as sat in the corner eating his cheese, Dojo was smoking a joint- though looking sad without Master Fung, Wuya was filling her nails and Chase was combing his hair in the mirror. Adorabella could then cough and they all jumped (causing Chase to mess up his hair again) and snapped to attention.

"Well, housemates. The votes have been counted, and the evicted person is…. Dojo!"

Everyone looked at Dojo, whose joint had gone out, and he looked really sad. He sniffed.

"Well, think of it this way Dojo, you get to smoke more joints and be able to be with Master Fung again. I voted you off so you could be, ok?" Adorabella said. Chase growled.

"Hey, you can't vote! I thought the readers voted!" He said, the others nodding. Suddenly, Chase Young's armour was replaced by a banana costume. Everyone blinked. Adorabella laughed evilly.

"Ha! Didn't see that coming, did you, oh mighty warrior! HAHAHAHA! I can make anything happed, as it's my fanfiction! Mwahahahahahaha!" Adorabella said, causing a few lightening bolts to strike outside the house.

Dojo screamed and ran (well, slithered) out of the house while the others huddled fearfully together. Adorabella seemed to calm down,

"Sorry, I don't know what came over me. You guys are stressing me out! Well, anyway, I have a present for you guys! An Xbox 360 and the Halo games!"

Authors note: Halo is a game where you have to destroy an alien threat using a cyborg. And it's frustrating… a very frustrating game to play. This ought to be interesting… hehehe.

Everyone looked scared; she had never given them something like that before. She was up to something. Chase was then dressed back in his armour. He seemed happier with it on. Then, in front of the TV, an Xbox 360 appeared. But they still had to connect it. Adorabella walked in through the door and pointed at the Xbox 360.

"Before you play it, you need to connect it with the TV." She then sat on the sofa and crossed her arms, watching them. Jack rubbed his hands and said,

"Leave it to me. I can do it. I'm an evil boy genius!"

They all shrugged and motioned him to approach the Xbox. He grabbed some wires and went behind the TV, mumbling to himself. For about an hour, he sat behind the TV, mumbling and swearing to himself. Chase went round and watched him, finally pushing Jack out of the way and trying it himself. The others went and watched him; they then started arguing over the wires. Adorabella started laughing at their efforts to plug the Xbox in. They all glared at her and Wuya growled,

"If you're so smart, you do it then!"

"Ok" Adorabella replied and walked up to the TV. In a few seconds, she had plugged the Xbox in and turned it on.

"So, who wants to go first?"

"Me!" Shouted Jack. Adorabella looked at him then shrugged. When she turned away, she grinned evilly.

Jack started to play, but soon, as it was a shoot them up game, he was screaming with fright. Raimundo shoved Jack out of the way and played himself. But even he couldn't play it. So Jack, Kimiko, Raimundo and Omi couldn't play it. Wuya then attempted, and she didn't get very far. She was so frustrated that she took it out on the living room, much to the anger of Adorabella, who banned her from using the Xbox. And then it was Chase's turn. He calmly sat down and picked up the controller. He seemed to be taking the game calmly, but it even affected him. When it was time to attack the enemy, the elites (aliens) he was totally focused on the game,

"Die elites, DIE!" He shouted at one point, making everyone, but Adorabella, take a step back. She was sat not far from it, with the other controller in her hand, but not doing anything.

At one point, Chase, on the game that is, died. He let out a roar and turned into him dragon form. He picked up the Xbox and made as if to break it.

"Chase, no! If you do that, Adorabella won't give us another one!" Omi cried. Chase stopped and looked at Adorabella, who raised an eyebrow at him. He coughed and set it down, going back to his human form. He sat down and started to play it again with single mindedness. He even forgot to eat when it was lunch time, even though the others ate in front of him.

He had nearly finished the game when there was a blackout.

"WHAT!" He screamed. He had forgotten to save throughout the whole game and so he had lost everything he had done.

"What the hell! That's not fair! I didn't save! What the hell happened!" He ranted. The lights came back on and Adorabella laughed.

"Got ya that time, didn't I?" She said. Chase rounded on her.

"You mean you did THAT!" He screamed. She nodded, chuckling. He then threw an energy bolt at her, but it stopped right in front of her face and disappeared. She shook her head,

"You forget old boy, I can do anything in this fanfiction! So you can't hurt me!" She said, smirking at him. She went up to him and patted him on the cheek and asked,

"Want to go head to head on Halo?" She asked sweetly. He eagerly accepted the challenge. They sat down at the consol and the others, curious, gathered around. Adorabella and Chase choose their characters, the cyborg, and started playing. They both had the same weapons and were good at evading each other. Adorabella was the one who made the first kill, making Chase swear at her. In this game, the first to make ten kills was the winner. Chase made the second, Adorabella didn't even move, which caused the smug Chase to growl.

Eventually, they were down nine lives each. One more kill, and it was over. Adorabella's character was standing on a ledge of a ruin with a rocket launcher, Chase sneaking up behind with a sword, apparently going to win. Then, Adorabella turned and fired, neatly killing Chase. Chase swore and threw down the remote, stamping on it. Adorabella stared at him, then said,

"Geez, take a chill pill, will you?"

Chase almost exploded and charged at her, but tripped over the Xbox 360 and landed flat on his face. He groaned and got up, rubbing his nose. Adorabella held out a drink, that she got from thin air, and he took it, drinking it all in one gulp. He then asked for more, unfortunately for him, it was alcoholic, very alcoholic and soon he was lying on the floor, snoring.

"Shall we move him upstairs?" Wuya asked. Raimundo shrugged and said,

"Don't bother, he's fine where he is."

They all sat in silence, with the sound of someone coughing in a library in the background, as well as the sound of crickets.

"Is there anything else to do?" Omi asked.

"No." Everyone replied.

"Oh."

"Not much, was it. Oh well. I was pressed for time and had to make it quick. I'll make the next chapter better, I promise!" Adorabella said with large innocent eyes.

Big Brother snorted and said,

"Anyway, please review and tell me who you think should go off this time. And try not to make a draw with the votes this time, I hate doing secret votes. Thanks again for reading!"

"Cya in the next episode!"