Disclaimer: Still it's not mine. maybe she'll give it to me for my birthday in 6 days.

It's late, unedited and I'm cold. Well not really but I'm soory that's it's a week late it's just that so much has been going on lately, so I never had time to write. It's here now and I'm hoping to have the next chapter out on the 31 of October only so I can have reviews for my birthday.

Chapter 8

The next morning Hermione awoke before the birds. She found that she couldn't fall back asleep after her visit to the library. Throwing the light red sheet off her, Hermione made her way to the bathroom.

The day before Hermione hadn't really looked at the large bathroom at all. A large, deep, light green garden tub was set in the middle of the room. On one wall was a vanity, full of make up, hairbrushes and spray bottles of all shapes and colors. The other wall held a sliver shower, sink and a door leading to the toilets.

Hermione rushed a hot, steamy shower. Something on the vanity on the other side of the room had cot her attention. A small, red and white bottle sat in the middle of the vanity. Hermione didn't see that when she first walked into the bathroom.

Picking up the bottle, she read out loud, "Shear, Shine, And Devine. Use for Silky, Straight Hair," Hermione dumped some on her hand. It was a brownish type color. Applying it to her hair Hermione noticed that her hair did in fact, become a little straighter. Hermione grabbed the bottle and dumped it all over her blond hair. She smoothed it down and all of her hair was straight.

Rushing to finish up in the bathroom, Hermione pulled on some clothes not bothering to see what they were and hurried down to the dinning room.

The doors opened and all occupants of the table turned away from their breakfast to see who had entered the room.

Narcissa had let out a gasp, Kelly had her mouth wide open at the site, Lucius had a look on his face no one had ever seen before, the look of surprise, and Draco bust out laughing and hit the floor while rolling around.

Hermione had reached up to her hair and pulled it to where she could see it. It was still blonde and straight. She looked down at her clothes and they were normal, nothing that would make Draco laugh that much, and then she looked at her arms. At first glance they looked normal, but then they started to change to a jade green color.

Hermione let out a scream and turned to run out the door, but then changed her mind and bolted toward Draco. He looked up to see a mad, green-faced Hermione heading right at him. He let out a yell, much like the one he let out in first year when Professor Quirrell had ran into the Great Hall to tell Dumbledore about the Mountain Troll. He used him seeker reflexes and bolted up and run the other way around the table and out the door away from the mad Hermione.

"YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW DRACO MALFOY! I SWERE I WILL HEX YOU UP AND DOWN!" Hermione quickly turned around and fallowed Draco out of the door.

"YOU CAN'T DO MAGIC OUT SIDE SCHOOL NITWIT! I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THAT!" Draco was half way up the stairs when Hermione was at the bottom and Kelly was just coming out of the dinning room.

"I DON'T CARE! KILLING YOU WOULD MAKE ME THE HAPPYEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND THEY'ED LET ME IN ANY WAY FOR GETTING RADE OF HOGWARTS BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ARSE!" Hermione was gaining on Malfoy and he knew it. He ran into the first room with an unlocked door he could find and prayed it had a lock on it.

Hermione reached the door just as Draco closed it. He had found a door with a lock and just to make sure she couldn't get to him until she calmed down. Just then pounding and banging came from the door. Draco added to him last thought "a lot." He wasn't sure she would ever calm down. The only thing he thought she would ever bring down would be the door and soon at that.

He could see the hinges shake on the doorframe and the door move every time she hit it. He could also hear the faint sounds of Kelly trying to calm her down but it didn't sound like she was having any luck.

Ten minutes had passed like this, Draco hidden with in the room and Hermione out in the hall trying to get in. If he had known she had a tempter this bad he probably wouldn't have picked this as his revenge.

Flashback

Draco sat on the couch in library long after Hermione had left. He had read through most in the pages in "The Rules Of Being A Malfoy" and still couldn't find anything that he thought fit to her crime.

Every time he turned the pages of the book, he'd tell himself, "The next page will have it, the next page will have it." He was now down to the last page and time of saying that. Draco scanned the title of revenge and found it fit the perfect, stuck-up, bookworm Granger perfectly.

The "Green" With Envy Potion

Makes all users turn a deep, jade green when they first see the maker of the potion. Must be applied to some sort of hair to work properly.

Mix Together

3 Eyes Of Newt

ΒΌ Wormwood

5 Chicken Lips

1 Pinch Of Asphodel

Stir together in a zigzag motion until it turns cauldron black. Pour into bottle and leave for victim to find.

He had looked around his bathroom for a bottle that looked like something Kelly would own. It wasn't that hard as she had given him may things that she liked only so she could use them herself.

Pulling out a drawer filled with things that looked like they belonged to a teenaged girl, Draco shifted the contents around as to find an empty bottle. He quickly found a small red and white one, which had a hair sleeking potion inside. He left a little inside so she would use most of the bottle.

Draco waited until he found the right time. To his surprise it come early the next morning. He was walking down to breakfast when he heard the shower running in the girl's room. Peeking inside he saw Kelly asleep in her bed and Hermione's bed empty. He slipped into the bathroom, keeping his face turned away from the shower. (That's right people he didn't look at her naked)

He set the bottle on the counter and slipped back out of the bathroom and the girl's room.

And that was how he found himself here, hiding out in a room. It was growing later and Draco was very glad he had ate a little breakfast because it was way pasted dinner and Hermione didn't seem to be giving up anytime soon as he could still hear her pounding at the door.

Note(From me of corse)

Thanks to all of you who had loads of patinece and who love me enough not to forget 'bout me. I'd like to thank you kewl reviewer people who like my story enough to tell me so.

katie: I'm thinking I might not do that now onlly 'cause I got this awsome idea. Thanks for sticking around.

Cold-eyes-for-you: Thanks for updating 3 times 'cause 3 rocks. And I'm glad you like my story.

paprika90: There will be loads of tension kind of like this chapter 'cause we all know Hermione has a payback to give to someone. What do you mean any slips about who Hermione and Kelly really are? They really are twin sisters it's just that Hemrione and Draco need to learn to get along so the world is safe.

sassy-diva2004: Glad you like it and I hope the revenge Draco gave Hermione. And to think it was all because she walked away from him.

nicetuff: I'm glad I'm importent on someones list. And thanks about what you said about my writing style, I think it just seems that way because all the stuff about falling down and getting hurt and singing out loud and having someone laugh at you is because it happens to me all the time.

SaturnNeko: Just did and hope you like it.

darklighttogether: I'm glad you love it!

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katie: Don't worry about being pushy, thanks to you this chapter is up only cause you gave me thta little push I need.

Ok I want about 500 reviews telling me to hurry up and get the next chapter out if it's not up by the 31. I mean it. I want you guys to tell me I need to hurry up or you'll hate me forever. Trust me it will work. I hope you all loved or liked this chapter.

And some food for thought-

What do you think Hermione's revenge on Draco will be? Winner gets next Chapter dedicated to them.

Review, Review, Review. It's as easy as 1-2-3.

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