"Maleficus"
Author: PsychoKittyUK
Category: Slash
Rating: M+
Content Warnings: WINCEST. (Set before Provenance)
Disclaimer: They are not mine nor is Supernatural. I wish they were, cuz oh the fun i'd have!
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Chapter 6
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"So, are you gonna get your cute ass up and go get me some Ice Cream?"
"You're kidding, right?"
"No."
"Dean, we just had sex, I'm, well I can't move right now."
"But I want Ice Cream and oooh some of the Nachos with a chili dip."
"I'll get you some later."
"But I want some now!" Dean whined.
"Dean!"
"Sa-amm!" Dean sing songed.
"Damn it!" Sam shoves Dean out of his arms and moves off the bed. He fumbles for his clothes, huffing loudly. He gropes for his keys and opens the front door.
"Oh and get me a bottle of coke, oh make it diet, I'm watching my figure!" Dean quietly snickered as Sam stuck out his jaw and slammed the door behind him.
"Watching his figure! He's friggin' pregnant!" Sam grumbled as he drove to the 24 hour store in the next block. "If he starts picking baby names, then I swear I'm gonna lose it!" He parked the Impala out front and headed inside the store.
Sam collected the things Dean wanted and stood at the checkout, the look he got from the cashier was priceless.
"Your old lady pregnant?"
"What?"
"Well it's, ass o'clock in the morning and your in here buying that lot. It just shouts 'pregnant' you know?"
"Yeah, my bro...my old lady's pregnant."
"Driving you crazy huh? Yeah they get like that. My Lilly was the same. She got cravings for all kinda of crazy shit. I thought she was turning into an alien or something with her tastes. I mean who on Earth would eat a cheese pizza covered in chocolate sauce and cereal? But your gal looks like the norm so far. Oh and you may want to pick up some ice chips. She'll be going crazy for them I bet, if she's anything like Lilly. Though, I don't think anyone's like my Lilly!"
"Erm...Ok. Yeah, I'll get some ice chips. Thanks."
"No problem. We guys have got to stick together. I mean they have classes for women for their pregnancy, but do they have classes for the husbands? No sirree! No one tells us how crazy they get, about the cravings, the sex drive...Though I didn't mind that bit. Kinda miss that part. But guys have absolutely no idea what they are in for, when their girl gets knocked up! Its so wrong man, so wrong!"
"Right."
"Well. Good luck. Oh and a word to the wise...DON'T PISS HER OFF! A pissed pregnant woman is lethal! Just keep her happy, no matter what. That's if you wanna keep your meat and two veg intact!" The guy motions to Sam's groin.
"Thanks." Sam adjusted himself as he walked back to the car. Losing his manhood was not part of the plan. 'Maybe Dean wouldn't get all psycho on him? Yeah right!' He thought. He drove back to their motel room. Uneasy was what the next few days were going to be like, with Dean.
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TBC...