Ana stood there, pissed off of course.

"How can that btch just walk away like that? What an idiot, Jack too!"

"Listen, you she-male (lmfao!), we were perfectly fine without you, and we would be absolutely fine without Leslie over there!" Sawyer shouted.

The whole crowd started laughing when Sawyer said Leslie.

Arzt couldn't take it anymore.

"Listen", Arzt yelled, "Just because I'm not part of the 'cool group', doesn't give you the right to make fun of me! If there's one thing my baby has taught me is to stick up for yourself. So stop it!"

Everyone looked at him like he was some kind of nutcase.

Ana whispered something in Arzt's ear. Next thing everyone knew, the two were kissing.

"Ew! Gross! DISGUSTING!" were just some of the things the terrified crowd was yelling.

"Well get used to it MOFO's. We love each other, and nothing else matters!" Said Ana

The two stormed off into the jungle together. They eventually came to their special love cave.

"Just where I needed to be." Arzt said

"Me too," said Ana. "No one can judge us here. It's just me and you, baby."

"No one else."

"No one else," Ana winked.

Arzt got the message and next thing they knew, they were enveloped in each other's arms.

Just then, the monster appeared.

"Aw, damn it!" yelled Ana